How EVERY Woman Can Avoid Sexual Harassment! (Satire)

Follow these simple steps to avoid being sexually harassed at work, school or just walking around town. Again, this is satire, so don't have a hissy fit.

Step 1: Dress like Ellen

Nothing says "I would never date you(or any man)" like hiking boots and a flannel button top.

How EVERY Woman Can Avoid Sexual Harassment! (Satire)

Step 2: The Pixie Hair Cut

A man can't sexually harass a woman if he isn't sure she's actually a woman.

How EVERY Woman Can Avoid Sexual Harassment! (Satire)

Step 3: Watch and discuss reality shows

Discuss the Jersey Shore and My Big Fat Fabulous Life as if the shows weren't obviously scripted.

How EVERY Woman Can Avoid Sexual Harassment! (Satire)

Step 4: Keep a cucumber or sausage in your pocket

Like step 2, if a guy isn't sure you're a girl he isn't gonna sexually harass you.

How EVERY Woman Can Avoid Sexual Harassment! (Satire)

Step 5: Cry, a lot.

Cry over everything, for no reason and cry over things that would normally make someone laugh.

How EVERY Woman Can Avoid Sexual Harassment! (Satire)

Step 6: Avoid bathing, shaving and all grooming

A girl version of Pepe Le Pew will scare any man away.

How EVERY Woman Can Avoid Sexual Harassment! (Satire)

After following these simple steps I guarantee that no man, even your own husband, will ever sexually harass you again.

Reminder: this is satire!


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