So for everyone who needs support for their wanted or unwanted single life right now, here are some nice privileges of being single!
Having your bed for yourself
Well I mean who really wants to get overrolled, squeezed to the wall, get their planked stolen or get some stinky breath blown into their face at night? I don´t and I love having my 1,40m bed for myself
Making out with random people
Let´s be honest - it´s great having the freedom to do what the heck you want. You want to kiss that hot one you just met an hour ago? Go for it just because you can and are single
Having more time for yourself
Homework, school, work, laundry, dishes, visiting friends, studying, doing sports and then squeezing your SO in the time between showering and having a pre-bed snack? Nah, Netflix is your best friend and going after single hobbies like drawing, writing, playing an instrument, or surfing in the web can be really relaxing
less stress, no fights
How to fight with someone who doesn´t exist? Well, you don´t. Easy going yay.
You have your damn food for yourself
Pretty self explanatory. I mean, we all get egoistic with food at some point
less relationship = more friendship
That happens when there´s more time for friends! Why spending the evening with one person, when you can spend your time with a whole Squad you love?
No condoms, no birth control, less worries
I mean, your hand luckily can´t make you pregnant, so there´s nothing to worry about.
that´s literally the worst and it probably will hit anyone in a relationship at one point. And then, it´s like your dog died but kinda worse and you get fat from ben and jerries and watching titanic all day long. Nah...
singles are living a healthier life
it is proven that singles live healthier and are in better shape over all, because calling for pizza on a Friday night is just too easy. As a single, you can glow up and run and pump as much as you can, keep following your diet without anyone distracting you. Ready to throw yourself out there next summer for beach parties!
More money for yourself
You know how much my friend spent on her bf´s birthday? 100$ of her pocket money. You know what I, as a certified single, could buy for that?? I could freaking treat myself for a whole weekend. When other people drop that cash on valentines day, I´m laughing and getting chocolate for sale.
You don´t have to justify yourself for anything
You text with other people? Who dat? doesn´t matter haha. You stared at someone a little too long? You told your friends your teacher or some co worker is damn hot? or some celebrity? No body cares and that´s so relieving
Planning your life as you like
Do a freaking amazing adventure trip with your friends! Spend your weekend with gaming all day. Wear whatever you want, no matter if too saggy or too short or slutty or whatever. You can wear a trash bag if you want and there´s no one who will complain.
Your apartment / room can look like a dump station
Who to clean up for? Let´s be honest, we´re all too lazy to put the clothes away that are on some pile in the room, because they´re too clean for laundry but already worn and now we can´t decide what to do with it...
You see, there´s a lot of nice things in being single, being single is a blessing. Honestly, the world is too much about dating. Everyones focus is just on this one thing, and most people don´t feel complete anymore when they don´t have a partner. What bullshit is this? Why can´t we feel great without a parter? without feeling worthless because "no body will ever wanna date me"? Maybe we should try to focus on important things in our life like self improvement, education, hobbies and the things we´re good in to get the best out of our skills. Life is more than committing to another person. We can feel great the way we are and life right now, if it is with someone or not. thanks for reading!