When it comes to the wonder of online dating, I think of it like this... one of the greatest of patent attempts...the automated ass kicker!
Online dating uses the worst of our humanity to select dates. A lack of marketing skills, poor understanding of opposite sex, rough communication skills between male and female by text, and in general, our intellect, which is a flawed way for most to connect. It can work for a very few, but it is really difficult indeed! So let's try something a little more, simple and organic!
Now I write a lot of funny stuff. But I do my research (lightly...I'm a busy guy ya know) and what I say is generally true to my knowledge unless I say I'm joking. If you ask if I'm serious...
Let's start dating using our noses a little more! Whew...there I said it!:) Why you ask...because pheromones are a very simple way to weed out potential suitors to determine who you are attracted to at a low level..without all the noise of your intellect.
Pheromones - "Mammalian pheromones, including those of humans, occur in four varieties, primer, releaser, signaler, and modulator, which, respectively, affect endocrine responses, elicit behavior, provide information, and influence emotion."
That's some juicy information! The aroma one gives off naturally elicits hormone function and emotions in others...whoah! Emotions are good things to have! I knew those sweaty girls were causing problems, now I can go talk them up at the gym and set them straight how they are messing with my workout! Other simple life forms use these pheromones for mating, why don't we take advantage of this simple tool. If you think I'm making this up, think again...
http://www.pheromoneparties.com/
Forget about how he looks and his wallet ladies, it's all about selecting the best immune system and your nose has the ticket!:)! Read article above:)
Once we have sufficient samples, the t-shirts are delivered to some destination and the girls have a party with wine, cheese, chocolate and shoes, handbags, jewellery, ya know....the stuff girls like! And, sweaty t-shirts to smell...I had to work that in somewhere:)! This is going to be fun!
Girls smell the aromas, check which ones they like into the app (gotta build an app for that) and they are given some very basic information about the guy.
A good picture, and location, height and job. that's all you need to know. The app we'll build will isolate out any information that violate your must haves...like they have pets or something. What remains...are the guys you are attracted to ladies...you then initiate a date! If you have no matches...you've lost nothing.
That's soo easy and fun! I think it will have to be local given logistics challenges, but wouldn't it be amazing to have a bunch of sweaty t-shirt libraries of singles, and you could pick what you want? I think you've got a $$$$$ idea there!
I know what you are thinking...I'm really not that desperate! Oh contrare! Maybe you'd like to rough me up right now..just a little? Hey...I'm just trying to be creative and get you to 5th base faster:)
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