ridiculous things people assume if you're single:
no intro needed, we all have been there and heard that.
where did that come from? if he can't accept a little belly fat, then adios! i am better off solo. unless you really are amy farrah fowler by appearance, don't bother.
i strongly believe that. yup, a bit stupid even though i am hardly wrong, people actually open up to me about that. some might say i am horrible too. not always the case but i would suggest improvising to fit in the social standards more or so.
haha, not false. but hey, don't beat yourself for that! if that really sounds like you, you can always change! or not. your choice.
if sex is the ultimate goal of a relationship according to you, may i suggest the option of fuck buddies, or normal hookup culture?
your crush doesn't like you back. it may be true for majority, let's assume, but some people just don't get crushes. yup, we exist. aromanticism isn't a fictional concept, its real!
you've strict parents:
true for me, although they can be very frank by nature. parents do influence your dating life, in direct approach they make "arrange marriage" happen. well, in this case i can call my mom "the cool mom" cause she herself doesn't believe in true love and shit. you either make it work or get out without pregnancy on the way. no in between option.
you're hard on yourself:
i am sorry if the idea of hanging out with friends and chilling with netflix doesn't sound appealing to your ears, accommodated to hearing how many people got engaged this year. in my view, friends on a serious note, disappear slowly once you get paired up for your "happy ending".
nobody wants get lonely. while being "over sincere" might one of the reasons nice ones finish last, it doesn't mean they'd have literally anyone they can get hands on. so please dunno bother setting up blind dates.
you'd be alone forever:
oh no no no.