Why are the women on Tinder so freakin' ridiculous?

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I told myself I would never get a Tinder but here I am now anyways. I thought the site was only for hookups which I wasn't interested in but it turns out there's more room to play than just that. However, I've noticed many ridiculous behaviors from the women on Tinder (women, please chime your ridiculous experiences with men on Tinder in the answers below). Here's a comprehensive list of things I keep observing:

-Doesn't have a bio at all or puts something stupid like a movie quote or their sorority's letters. Because your sorority obviously describes your entire being and I can totally decipher your character traits from letters of the Greek alphabet.
-Uploads photos exclusively with multiple women in them. WHICH ONE ARE YOU?
-"I'm just here for the dog pictures", "I'm just here for the corny pickup lines", "I probably only swiped right because of your dog", "If you have a dog in your photo you're automatically a 4", "I sure ain't a size 2 but you sure ain't Channing Tatum f**ker"
-My personal favorite, "I don't message first. :)", Why the f**k not? Are you really that lazy of a woman?
-Matches you, you send something simple like, "Good morning! I'm front2back, how are you?", and they NEVER RESPOND. Why did you swipe right in the first place?
-Tries to hide their obese body by sucking in and/or just only showing their face (like my ex is doing now).
-Only uploads two photos that honestly don't show you anything about their looks that well.
-Trying to find a girl without one of those trashy nose studs or that is covered in tats is like trying to find a good movie in the Walmart $5 DVD bin. It's nigh impossible.

Here are some fine works of art I had to save:

Why are the women on Tinder so freakin' ridiculous?


Why are the women on Tinder so freakin' ridiculous?


Why are the women on Tinder so freakin' ridiculous?


Why are the women on Tinder so freakin' ridiculous?

I'm startling to lose faith. I've had some matches so far but like I said, you message and there's no respone. I'll just keep swiping away until Sydney from high school finally swipes right back. :(

Why are the women on Tinder so freakin' ridiculous?
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