-Doesn't have a bio at all or puts something stupid like a movie quote or their sorority's letters. Because your sorority obviously describes your entire being and I can totally decipher your character traits from letters of the Greek alphabet.
-Uploads photos exclusively with multiple women in them. WHICH ONE ARE YOU?
-"I'm just here for the dog pictures", "I'm just here for the corny pickup lines", "I probably only swiped right because of your dog", "If you have a dog in your photo you're automatically a 4", "I sure ain't a size 2 but you sure ain't Channing Tatum f**ker"
-My personal favorite, "I don't message first. :)", Why the f**k not? Are you really that lazy of a woman?
-Matches you, you send something simple like, "Good morning! I'm front2back, how are you?", and they NEVER RESPOND. Why did you swipe right in the first place?
-Tries to hide their obese body by sucking in and/or just only showing their face (like my ex is doing now).
-Only uploads two photos that honestly don't show you anything about their looks that well.
-Trying to find a girl without one of those trashy nose studs or that is covered in tats is like trying to find a good movie in the Walmart $5 DVD bin. It's nigh impossible.
Here are some fine works of art I had to save:
I'm startling to lose faith. I've had some matches so far but like I said, you message and there's no respone. I'll just keep swiping away until Sydney from high school finally swipes right back. :(
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