lmao this one time in school... so there was this guy who asked me out during the week and since i was just in middle school and couldn't really come up with an answer instantly, so after a long pause ( i hadn't given him an answer yet) he said "oh its all fine, you can give me your answer by Friday" and then he walked away like he just won the lottery. lmaooo and went home and told my mom and we were laughing so hard.🤣 i went to him on Friday and said "no" finally.
Have you got any Irish in you? would you like some? and yes it did work lol,,, I thought I had no chance so would just give her a laugh but amazingly she came across,,,
I saw a video where a guy asked out a girl and she said she had a boyfriend to which he replied oh I didn't know we were already dating, gave me a little laugh
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Are you my little toe finger because I will find myself banging you all the time on my furniture
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lmao this one time in school...
so there was this guy who asked me out during the week and since i was just in middle school and couldn't really come up with an answer instantly, so after a long pause ( i hadn't given him an answer yet) he said "oh its all fine, you can give me your answer by Friday" and then he walked away like he just won the lottery.
lmaooo and went home and told my mom and we were laughing so hard.🤣
i went to him on Friday and said "no" finally.
I found this one adorable:
Is your boyfriend an organ donor?
Cause you're way to beautiful for him to not give you his heart
"Were your parents retarded? Cause you sure are special."
"Come sit on my face, I'll guess your weight."
"I'm SO sorry, I chopped off your boyfriend's hand. Need a hug?"
There aren't any bad lines. only receivers with bad attitude 😉
I’ve heard, “do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a foot long” 😖
What do you say we grab some maple syrup and play IHOP in your pants!!
If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me so I could lick your butt hole?
I remember a friend of mine who used to spin and do the handshake thing, can't/not going to aay anymore than that...
Did if hurt? When you fell from heaven. 😂 only one I got right now :)
Can't remember cause I don't pay attention to them.
Have you got any Irish in you? would you like some? and yes it did work lol,,,
I thought I had no chance so would just give her a laugh but amazingly she came across,,,
My only pickup line is “My Jeep has 4 wheel drive in it”
Was your mother retarded, because you're so special
There's one thing I have in my life the no one will ever have... And that's you lol silly but cute
Man I saw it on a YouTube video I’ll have to look for it but it was petty clever:
Girl:I have a cat who likes to get eaten.
Boy:😋🍽️
You remind me a lot of my big toe... Eventually I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own.
I saw a video where a guy asked out a girl and she said she had a boyfriend to which he replied oh I didn't know we were already dating, gave me a little laugh
Are you my little toe finger because I will find myself banging you all the time on my furniture
A guy told me "your face is so beautiful I can have it as a portrait on my wall"