Your ex texted you "I'm dating someone better than you!". Reply in 3 words; what would you say?

[Ronald_25]

Mine would be: your right hand? 😄 Or
RHS doesn't count 😄

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I changed my mind, my reply would be "😄 forgot about you" or "God, help him 😄"

[Anonymous]

Was he paroled?
Got Herpes Yet
He'll Learn Eventually
Who is This?
You Miss Me
Nigga Pleeze
Lose This number
Miss You Susan < put another girls name in her, other than hers)

[OlderAndWiser]

"Next victim selected!"

[Sunnydayjess]

🥴🤣🤣🤣

[Ronald_25]

😂😂😂

[Arcreactor81]

I'm not gonna reply at all.
Like bro, don't you think I'd block them from every site possible?

But in case I didn't do this in an alternate universe, I'm gonna say:
Message wasn't received

Or something along that lines.

I'm trying to win a bedwars matc here, not ruin my day by talking to some ✨beach✨ (iykykoyd)

[Ronald_25]

Right...

[Arcreactor81]

Lmao why do you sound sceptical homie

[Ronald_25]

What does iykykoyd mean?

[Ronald_25]

Also, I hope you have at least one ex boyfriend like me, I still chat to all my exes and they check in on me at least once a month like "how are you, what are you up to etc"

[Arcreactor81]

I just made up the word/arrangement of letters iykykoyd which stands for If you know you know or you don't
Hehe
I'm never gonna date, so that won't be something I'll ever experience

[Ronald_25]

I know iykyk, this is a new acronym with your gen. I think dating is one of the favourite things about my life so far, meeting new, beautiful, intelligent and interesting women is one of my reasons for living 😄 life seems bleek with them ❤️

[Arcreactor81]

That's great, man

[Ronald_25]

Is that sarcasm or no? Hard to tell over text 😄

[Arcreactor81]

Lmao no
I'm actually happy you're enjoying dating

[Ronald_25]

Cool, well I've been dating for 10 years now so if you need any advice...

[Arcreactor81]

Nah I think I'll die single and while playing Minecraft
Thanks for the offer tho

[Ronald_25]

No problem mademoiselle 👍🏼

[ProCoffeeAntiSleep]

“So are they.”

I considered, “who’s this” or something along those lines, but this actually plays a much a much stronger phycological advantage which by allowing them to win their ego can crush them. You may thing that being thing the bigger man only to fuck with someones head it “morally wrong” but they started it.

[Sue_Free]

Or more foolish
O, your psychiatrist?
Not for long
Who is this?
Move On Already

[Mladenn]

good ones.

[Ronald_25]

Best ones so far

[worldscolide]

My only reply would be "calling the police"

My extended reply would be "you're violating the restraining order, I'm calling the police, and may God have mercy on his soul"

[Ronald_25]

Why would they be violating the restraining order by dating someone else?

[worldscolide]

Because she texted me. I hve a restraining order against her. She sliced my face up when we broke up.

[Ronald_25]

Woaw, never personally had a break up that bad, most I had was some aggressive spanking while I was tied up, part of break up sex. how's your face?

[worldscolide]

Healed but I have deep scars. She managed to slice all the way through my upper lip, so I will have scars for my whole life.

[Ronald_25]

Don't worry, Karma will come for her, sooner or later.

[BeMuse]

I wouldn’t even read it to begin with. They’d be texting a black hole. I don’t answer calls, listen to voice mails, or read text messages from numbers I don’t recognize and I delete people from my phone book that I don’t want to talk to anymore.

[BeMuse]

If they even tried it would be like a crazy person in the park talking to a brick wall because I'm pretty open about how I deal with digital communications...

[AmandaYVR]

"So am I."

[Slartybartfast]

My ex wouldn't care if I burned to death. She wouldn't bother to message me.

[Ronald_25]

Maybe she should be the one burning to death ⛽🔥🔥, I'll check if can move her up on karma's to-do list 😄 I'm sure she won't mind

[Babygirl_S]

It's not possible for a blocked person to be able to text me 😌

[Ronald_25]

Humour me, smart ass 🤓😄 many here would block but it's a hypothetical situation.

[Ronald_25]

There's always one, isn't there 😄

[Little_Bumblebee]

Depending on the ex:
Happy for you

OR

I don't care

[loveslongnails]

*Who is this* ?
That's the best, I think

* oh, hi _________ (fill in a name that's not hers)
* Offer him condolences*
* That's not possible*

[MrJMM]

Ok and?
Bitch fuck off.
I don't care.
You're being perfidious.

[Ronald_25]

Perfidious, great word.

[RoyalRose]

If there was such a thing, I wouldn't have replied and I would have seen it. I don't care because the new people he brings into his life

[Ronald_25]

True, also, looking at your profile picture, if you're personality is as beautiful as you are, I personally would not have broken up with you in the first place

[Ronald_25]

😊😊😊

[andreasderjuengere]

I don't think that I'd reply at all.
What would that be good for?
''Ex'' means that we are not longer involved in each others 'business'.

[genericname85]

Good for you. Why did you feel the urge to tell me?

[libsaretards]

"He is screwed"
"You drug him?"

[FictionalCharacter]

I’m horseback riding 🐎

[Ronald_25]

Is that an innuendo? 😄

[FictionalCharacter]

It just means I’m out enjoying life and don’t have time for drama

[Ronald_25]

Oh, I thought you meant you're riding another guy, regardless, I love how random your reply is, the lack of pettiness is refreshing 😊

[FictionalCharacter]

Random? 😅
I meant what I said lol

[Ronald_25]

I know, but if I asked a new match what she was up to, and she said "I'm horseback riding" it'd be very cool and random 😊 I do love horses though, they always lick my cheeks for some reason 😄

[FictionalCharacter]

Lol oh my gosh

[Ronald_25]

Yeah, like dogs, don't know what it is, though girls I date do bite my cheeks too so there's a correlation there that I'm not going to figure out 😄

[Anonymous]

If he were my ex I would have blocked him instantly so he couldn't text me and if he did I would just ignore it and not reply.

[Bluemax]

You deserve happiness

[Ronald_25]

Is that sarcasm or no?

[Bluemax]

No sarcasm. I really mean it. All my ex's have been good people.

[Ronald_25]

Mine too actually, apart from some painful and aggressive break up sex from a few. I'd actually never received anything like this from them, nor would I expect to as it is very petty and unnecessary.

[Bluemax]

None of my ex's have done that either

[Bluemax]

Frankly, all the negative replies I see here lead me to wonder why they fell in love with this person in the first place.

I suspect there's some sour grapes hanging here.

[Aakash_Hangargi]

My hearty condolences !!!

”My condolences to them”

[Aakash_Hangargi]

Another one bites the dust 😂

[Omario2049]

I'd leave her on read. I'd never reply to that shit. Nor would I block her.

[Nazgol]

"Good for you"
Or
"Ain't nobody better than me!" Lol

[Twalli]

Who are you?
I honestly am wondering what my nonexistent ex's name is.

[Berkayn06]

oh i really don't care good luck to you with your new girlfriend but i want you to know that she won't be able to take care of you like me

[Anonymous]

My ex wouldn’t text me because I don’t keep trash in my life and therefore block all ex’s.

[Anonymous]

My reply to that would be: so am I.

[Ronald_25]

😄 well played señorita anónima 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[Opinion Owner]

Gracias!

[Ronald_25]

De nada

[itsbraybray]

😳 “that POOR girl”

[Ronald_25]

😄😂😭🤣 bichari

[MrOracle]

"I Don't Care"

[Anonymous]

I don't care

I mean i literally don't. If he is an ex, there's no more connection between us

[S3ntnl]

That's how everyone wishes lol

[KrakenAttackin]

Poor fucking bastard.

[Ronald_25]

😂😂😂

[Heretoasklotsofqs]

Living rent free
Good for you

[Smashingdoozy]

That's great sweetie.

[Alyssa11]

'Good for you'. Then I'd block.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

"Don't you wish"...

[missmels]

Message failure. Retry?

[kyleelyn199723]

Thank fucking god

[Ronald_25]

😄😄😄

[Ronald_25]

God says "No need to thank me Kyleelyn, that's just karma doing her thing👍🏼, big G out"

[artsygirl457]

oh b*tch please

[Ronald_25]

Hahaha 😄 there's always one Chokri that drops the "bitch please", reminds me of Sam L Jackson.

Spiderman: but I'm just your friendly neighborhood Spiderman

Nick Fury: Bitch please, you went to space in Endgame

[isabellahudson08]

Kiss my ass

[Aakash_Hangargi]

He might consider it as break up sex invitation 😂😂

[Ronald_25]

I saw your profile picture, can I kiss your ass? 😄 Jokes aside, good reply Bella 👍🏼

[aqua0101]

I would say " I don't care."

[jshm2]

Dad doesn't count

[Ronald_25]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 fuck me that's funny

[pleasestopthis]

"Good for you"

[S3ntnl]

Stop what?

[Ronald_25]

@S3ntnl what you on about mate?

[TrueConfection]

I would just say congratulations.

[Drumlin2001]

Lol good luck

[Ronald_25]

😄😄😄

[Dinosaursandanime65]

“You suck”

-Butthead

[EmmaMary]

Fuck Off Loser.

[RasberrySlushPuppy]

That's so British 😌 do you watch the Olympics when GB women's hockey team play? The female commentator her accent is so sexy. She said ASSking instead ARSEking, which means she's from the norf.

[Clarke498]

A lucky man

[Ronald_25]

Humble and supportive, I like it.

[Clarke498]

Nah it was supposed to be ironic. Because if she goes out of her way to tell you that it says enough about her that i can pretty safely say he's probably not that lucky.

[Ronald_25]

Also true, so you were being sarcastic too?

Great point about her going out of her way to message you, she must still be thinking about her ex to message.

[Clarke498]

It's fine to be thinking about her ex, but to go out of her way to shit on her ex and write that seems really petty.

[Ronald_25]

True, says a lot about her and what the nre guy is in for 🤷🏽‍♂️

[msc545]

He doesn't know you yet.

[supercutebutt]

You deserve it!

[ChrisMaster69]

I tested Positive

[Wise4myage]

Kindly F off.

[Ronald_25]

Well played sir 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[Srij23]

That's cheap drugs 😂

[Jfranco12]

Do we have to reply?

[Mia-Wallace]

M E H

[YESIMFUNNY]

that poor girl...

[White_Widow]

"Does she know?"

[MCheetah]

Good for you?

[PeacefulRainDrop]

So am I!

[NathanDavis]

"quite a catch..."

[Astarlessnightsky]

That is great.

[God_of_Thunder]

"No hablo íngles"

[MotorcycleMan]

Happy for you :)