Fellas, did you know that if you can capture her mind, all of those other nice parts will follow?

[Anonymous]

I'm writing this because I keep reading the most bizarre crap on this site. All women hate guys. All guys hate girls. Guys love to be kicked in the nuts. It just never ends. All women cheat. All women just love big dicks...

So I'm going to tell you about Joe.

Joe is my besstie, and a bonafide pickup artist. I've never seen it, but he's told me he's rather small down there. But he's had hundreds of girls. We work together, and I've been out with him many times. It's a combination between his smile, relaxed demeanor, and his confidence. He's also a great listener, and when I'm down and out, he's always there to listen.

I told Joe that we were going to the Red Robin. Once there, I told him to tell me about his latest conquest.

Joe goes to the bar, and pulls up a stool at the bar. A hot girl sits next to him.

Hot girl: I'm guessing you want to buy me a drink?
Joe: I feel so embarrassed, because I don't remember your name.
Hot girl: We've never met.
Joe: What do you mean?
Hot girl: I mean we've never met.
Joe: Then why would I buy you a drink?
Hot girl: Lots of guys do that.
Joe: Why?
Hot girl: I don't know, they just do.
Joe: Do these guys buy drinks for guys, also?
Hot girl: I don't think so.
Joe: If you're short on money, I can spot you a 20.
Hot girl: I've got plenty of money.
Joe: Cool
Hot girl: What are you drinking?
Joe: A Greyhound.

(She tells the bartender to bring him another drink on her)

They drink, dance and have a great time. And in the end, Joe carves another notch on his bedpost.

He might sound like a bad person to you, but he's certainly not wasting his time on this site asking to be kicked in the nuts. lol

Updates

+1 y

This story about Joe wasn't about him being a pickup artist. I've seen him in action, and he's very good at it. My story was to tell guys to stop being simps, like most of you are.

[zeitgeist057]

I absolutely know this. I feel much like the Cat Stevens song, where he says "If I can meet 'em I can get 'em, as yet I haven't met 'em, that how I'm in the state I'm in..."

https://www.youtube.com/embed/OjXu_pixArs

I think 90% of "getting" a girl is just getting an opportunity to spend some time with her and get to know her, and let her get to know you. Every woman is just a human like all the other humans, with her own special idiosyncrasies. Becoming intimate is just that, learning more about each other.

I'm not really a pick up artist, but I read "The Game" and recognized that a lot of the things I did when meeting women were things pick up artists do. Although for me, it just feels natural, rather than following some pick up recipe. For example, pick up artists talk about going "kino", which is their slang for "touch the girl and make physical contact". I read that and I thought "yeah, duh. It's fun to touch someone and be touched, and to let them know you wanted to touch them, and that you want to keep touching them." and also the steps to get there, like you are supposed to do steps one, two, three, to get to a point where you can make this happen. It's very formulaic and I didn't really have time to think about it while I'm talking to someone, so I didn't really follow the pick up artist lifestyle.

Though I must confess, it would be pretty cool to have those kind of skills, it feels a bit weird to me, like you're not treating the woman like a person, more like a conquest/object. I prefer a little uncertainty, excitement, and to treat others like the individuals they are.

[Asker]

I never should have called Joe a pickup artist. I should of said he's seen more ass than a cowboy's saddle. He had zero fear. NONE. He was an assistant golf pro at the country club we worked at. We were buddies. I never cared much for golf, but I hated that I was shitty at it. He taught me a few tricks. Guys on this thread came to hate me and Joe. I'm not sure why.

I just don't get it, but I'll never ask another question on this site.

Joe taught me to close my eyes on the putting green. I thought he was crazy, but it worked.

[zeitgeist057]

Ok that makes more sense. That's cool about the closing the eyes on the putting green. I used to teach snowboarding and believe it or not part of my lessons was having my students close their eyes while going down the hill! (At VERY SLOW speeds :)

[zeitgeist057]

sorry you're feeling so disgruntled about the answers on here. I just filter it out, and realize there's a lot of messed up people in the world; you can't save everyone. It's about finding those diamonds in the rough.

[zeitgeist057]

People on this site, the things you're complaining about "All men are X, all women are Y, all men want Z, etc, etc" it's this kind of inability to have flexible thinking. Wanting to be able to pigeonhole everyone and make life simple. That's the basis for sexism, racism, etc. Rather than take people on a case by case basis, throw everyone into a category so you can be lazy in your thought processes. It's unfortunate, but how a lot of people approach life. They put very little into it, get very little out of it, then blame their dissatisfaction on everyone else. lol

[Asker]

Thank you for your kind words, but you never read the vile shit I've deleted from this post. "Women are all sluts and whores..."

Go to any topic and see that all the women are leaving the site. Why would they not. I posted this question to help guy, and my reward was to be called every name in the book. They hate me and Joe. They don't know either of us, but they hate us. What a bunch of mental midgets.

Joe told me why they chose the term "golf" for that particular sport. I've heard him tell this story to many wives on the green. Do you know why they chose that name?

[zeitgeist057]

yeah you're right. I miss AmandaYVR, I think maybe she left? One of the smartest and more interesting and engaged people on here. But people get tired of the ignorance and vitriol, so I get it.

[Asker]

The name sounds familiar. I don't blame her for leaving.

[Friendlybro79]

I did know this. Unfortunately many people here are angry. It's upsetting and so generalized regarding things like you were saying. So many questions start with why do all.. insert man, woman, any other group of people and then followed by something negative... It's kind of a bummer and makes me want to stop replying.

[Asker]

I've been deleting viscous posts on this thread. The staff moved this post to the top of the heap, but I can hardly wait to delete it. I was just trying to help guys, but I won't ever make that mistake again.

This is my first attempt, and look how that went over.

Do you know why Tolga Tanriseven started this site? ↗

One thing I've learned from being on this site, is that you shouldn't waste your time talking to anyone under 40. lol

One of my faves is 70+ He's very funny.

This is the point of my question... Stop with all the childish shit about dicks and such. Ask the lady what her opinion is on something, and then ask her to explain her opinion. That will shock her, because most of the moronic guys only care about her tits.

I know you get what I'm saying, but I'm just venting. You're kind and mature, and you most likely get that the best quality a man can have, is the ability to listen. It's so very simple, and yet very rare. It's like trying to find a four-leaf clover.

[Friendlybro79]

This is just my opinion but it's not a mistake to try to help anyone even if your advice goes in one ear and out the other.

Help is selfless
Help is kind
Help is sometimes disagreement
Help will let us shine

Don't give up. You've probably helped more people than you know.

[Asker]

You remind me of a guy I used to work with. His name was Larry, and he was 70+.
We got five new prisoners that day at the work release. One tried to mess with Larry, and Larry was ready to clean his clock. I was right behind Larry, and just waiting my turn. The situation resolved itself, and no harm was done.

But hours later, I wondered where Larry was, so I went looking for him. I found him in the back room with the same guy. Larry was teaching him how to tie a Windsor knot in his tie, so he would look good for his job interview the next day. I was shocked. How could this be? I very much wanted to put knot around that guy's neck, but it wasn't a Windsor.

Larry was just a better person than me.

[Friendlybro79]

@RawIronhide Putz

[Friendlybro79]

@RawIronhide Good luck

[Friendlybro79]

@RawIronhide simp

[Asker]

I deleted his shit, but he will be back. This site is filled with losers like him.

[Friendlybro79]

You should probably delete my replies hahaha. It makes me look like I am having a complete outburst. Lol

[Kaamraj]

Joe has been with hundreds of girls, that puts in in the top 0.001% of men, his experience is unrelatable to a vast majority of men. In fact, Joe might be considered statistically insignificant. Joe goes to a bar and a hot girl sits besides him, again a highly improbable scenario that vast majority of men have had no experience with. And I do agree that too many men are sitting around doing nothing and blaming women for their nature, which has not changed for millions of years and isn't going to change any time soon. I advice them to work, earn money, better their gravitas and be the best man they can be.

[Asker]

And if I have a flat tire, Joe will come and change it. And if I need a ride to the airport, Joe is the guy.

My point is that Joe was just a good guy. He talked to women the same way he would talk to a man.

This is not rocket science. One idiot on here said that Joe was tall, and one said he was rich. They don't have a clue who he is, but they need to be self-loathing Gag morons. This question was the biggest waste of time, ever.

[Kaamraj]

If you are not a man then you cannot comment of male-female relationships and interactions as a man. There are several men who help women, and exploit all oppertunities to interact with them. Most men even at some point in their lives go above and beyond (simp) but get totally ignored or put in the Friend's Zone, which I am the first to say is completely the man's fault.

[Asker]

I told men to capture her mind, and I got nothing but hate. Fine. I give up. This site is a waste of time.

[Kaamraj]

As I said, you are in no position to understand the male experience with women. The fact that most (average) man, is invisible to most (average) woman.

[Asker]

fuck all of them. good luck

[Anonymous]

Yes, I get tired of the "Poor me" defeatist attitudes on Gag.
I'm 5'7, White male with a 6 inch penis and the way these guys here talk sometimes, you would think that I would be a lost cause. Yet I've always been popular with girls, I was married and I have been in love at least 3 times in my life, and with beautiful women too.
I credit the fact that I'm kind of cute, can be funny, but most importantly I grew up with a thick skin. I got banged around playing sports with bigger guys in school, I got bullied working with bigger guys in the oilfields, and yet I just found ways to win anyway. It doesn't scare me to talk to women, I don't fear anything because I'm sure I've been through worse.
You can't be a pussy if you want to get pussy.

[Asker]

Very well said. You nailed it. You are the same height as Tom Cruise, and he's done fairly well with the ladies. And six inches more than enough. My guy is less than that, and he gets the job done nicely.

I've deleted about 30 replies on here because guys are calling me an asshole for telling them to capture her mind. Who would have thunk that would be offensive?

[Opinion Owner]

I like your mytake because isn't a backhanded and malicious attack like some of the ones that pretend to help. You're telling guys here the truth that they're wasting their time here and women are not as unattainable to them as they think. They just have the wrong strategy. I'm starting to see a culture on Gag of people who don't want to hear the truth, they just want to sit on their lazy asses and blame the world for not making their dreams come true. It really is a sense of entitlement. There's guys here who are mad that women get sex easier, but yet these guys don't make any effort to be more physically attractive, and rather than being a happy, approachable person who makes friends with women, they think they're gonna get them by going on gag whining about how unfair life is. They need to get involved in their lives and proactively work towards their goals. Women aren't just going to come looking for a miserable guy with a bad attitude who hasn't left his couch n forever. Women like positive, adventurous, funny, charming guys who are gonna be exciting to be around.

[Asker]

You knocked another one out of the ball park.

If I already gave you this link, I'm sorry for giving it to you twice. And I'm not trying to promote my question, it's just that I want you to see how I try and help, and no once gives a shit. Look at how many replies I got.

[Asker]

Do you know why Tolga Tanriseven started this site? ↗

[Opinion Owner]

There's truth in that technique of not hitting on women directly, but finding an innocent reason to get closer. I think it was about the 6th grade when I figured out that the best approach for a guy like me with girls, is to make a no pressure situation where they can get to know me, and become comfortable around me. Then they saw me as very non-threatening and fun to be around. Then if 2 popular girls think I'm funny and cute and harmless, before you know it I had 4 girls hanging around me. In highschool I had older guys baffled when they would see me go to my car with 4 giggling girls tagging along all the time. I would take them for lunch, and teach them to drive standard, and make them laugh. People thought I was some kind of ladies man, but in reality I was just in a situation where girls found me interesting and exciting and fun (Mostly harmless). I wasn't hitting on them or even trying to fuck them, but yet I always had cute girls around me and those same girls would kiss me at parties and I was just sitting there minding my own business most of the time.
A positive, friendly, carefree attitude and some patience with women can go a long way in my experiences.

[Asker]

You made me think of something, that guys can also use. (of course not guys on this site)

I worked at a roller rink, and there was a very handsome married guy who worked there. It was no secret that he was a big cheater, and even his wife knew it.

I never said anything bad to him, because it's it's not my circus, and it ain't my monkeys.

But one day I asked him if he took his wedding ring off when he was in the bars. He said: "Fuck no, I get more girls with the ring on."

I thought that was crazy, but I spent a lot of time thinking about it. I think the ring signifies that you've been endorsed by the sisterhood. lol

What woman would marry a serial killer?

Another trick a guy taught me, was that he would never go to a bar alone, and usually he wouldn't go with other guys. He would ask female friends to go with him, and even buy their booze. This was another way to be endorsed by the sisterhood.

Again I was confused. I asked him why girls would approach him if he was with other girls. He said: "I don't know why, but I think they are all just ruthless." lol

Both of those things sound terrible, but you're smart enough to see the point. I can just see some Master or Guru on here pointing out that cheating is bad. duh... but that's not the point.

[Opinion Owner]

It's true, some women really are more intrigued by a guy who seems valuable to other women.
I did get hit on a few times while I was married and i had my ring on. It was at the weirdest times when I was happily married and I had zero interest in other women. It's like they saw the ring, they could see that I seemed well put together, domesticated 😂, and they thought hmm..🤔 maybe this guy is a good deal and I'm gonna take that. I never was the cheating type especially since my wife was already out if my league physically. I was already lucky to get to have sex with her, I wasn't gonna fuck that up or hurt her.
Anyway I agree, there's definitely power in being seen around other women, and having them talk about you in a positive way. It's all advertizing. LoL!

[omnivert]

Well, you say it right about Joe, but you felt wrong about everyone here,
No offenses,
But the people here are deep down sharing their feelings or asking about it.

It's about making themselves confident by writing so and so.
In my opinion, your friends' tricks are cool enough for any girl to impress.

Do you know he fails too? And I appreciate it because we learn from our mistakes.

Like your friend, some people are trying to get into this picking-up circle and they have just begun, believe me, none of them are not doing any course.

They are just here to know what you share from your friend's experiences.

And will apply in their life to make it easy and less stressful.

[Asker]

Do you know how many guys have called me an asshole because of this post?

[omnivert]

No, and I don't want to, I hate negativity, and I believe there is always another way to understand without pessimism.

[DarkWinterNights]

I think I get what you’re trying to convey. But Joe has game. Most men have grown up invisible to women. They are emotionally or socially stunted, so even if a situation like that presented itself they would have no idea how to go about capturing her mind. Just being friendly to women can have bad or at least embarrassing consequences, which in turn makes it worse.

[Asker]

I had a friend in junior high named Mike. I asked him how is so successful with the girls. (he always had one on his arm) He told me that he's not successful. He said that 99 out of a hundred will turn me down, so I just know to ask out 100.

Joe had no fear of women, and they sensed that. But you are right that the guys on hear a socially stunted, and sadly, they are obviously beyond repair. I no longer care.

[DarkWinterNights]

I don’t mean guys on here. I mean guys in general in Western society. The men at bars, clubs and dating apps are a small percentage of men competing over a large percentage of women. Even if they have to go through 100 rejections to find one girl, most guys aren’t interested in that and in the end most women and men will be alone. It’s a systemic problem that goes a lot deeper with a lot more serious consequences than most may think.

[Asker]

I agree 100% with all you said.

Girls on here ask the dumbest shit. "I keep smiling at him, but why doesn't he ask me out?"

If you challenge her and ask her why she doesn't ask the guy out, she will say: "Because what if he rejects me?" No shit. Now you know the answer.

I think that both genders need to compromise and meet each other halfway out on that scary limb.

Being single is way better than being trapped with the wrong person.

[Guy13]

It gets worse than ball kicking…that loser “emotional bonding” talk that lands one in the missing gay friend 🪑…
—I’ll buy her a 🍸, at a pub, out of pity…. and the go “All Boy” with Brain 🧠 of a pocket pencil protector nerdy Guy…. It works when she discovers he can kiss. I prefer a follow-up Date rather than quick bang

[Anonymous]

What you don't understand is that it's just not in some of us guy's nature to be outgoing players. It's like asking a dog to be a cat. Some of us were raised by single mothers and told lies about interaction with women, told "be nice and respectful" when in reality they like the opposite, to be treated like crap. To be used. So, after being screwed over numerous times, we now gave up.

[Asker]

Why do you guys keep making up this crap? Who said Joe wasn't nice and respectful? Buying a stranger drinks doesn't make them respect you. They are laughing at you. Joe understood this, and that made women want him even more. You don't have to be outgoing or a player. Just don't be a pushover. And this question is about capturing her mind. I made a mistake bringing in Joe to this topic, because now all you guys are fixated on him.

[Rizwan_khan]

I think Joe was right at that point. How was cool he is not act like jerk in fact he couterface that question of buying drink and i totally agree with that and i also want to break that stereotypes why would always men buy you a drink women also buy drinks to men.

[Asker]

Buying drinks for women doesn't capture their attention. You have to stand out and get her to notice you. I used to stop by a piano bar on my way home from work. I noticed an attractive gal that was around 30. No one had the courage to approach her. Finally, I saw a guy who was about 60, come up and ask her to dance. A few minutes later he took her by the hand and they went upstairs. (It was a hotel)

I'm NOT suggesting this was good or bad. I just wish I had 1/10th of his courage.

[Rizwan_khan]

I wish too had that courage

[Asker]

I worked at a convenience store/gas station. I had a guy pal I worked with, and he told me he got a raise in pay. I asked him why, and he said "I asked."

A few months later he got another raise. I asked him why. He said: "I asked." lol

I told another male friend about this, because I was kind of mad.

What he told me will stick with me for my whole life, and you need to know this. He said: "The meek shall inherit squat." lol

The bible passage says that the meek shall inherit the Earth. Yeah, not so much. lol

[Rizwan_khan]

You wanna talk about this just DM me

[dustybiker]

Then men will say, but in the end they left him. He’s still single. Is that really by choice or is size the culprit. GaG will have a negative for any positive. It’s those that refuse to learn that are doomed to be alone.

[Asker]

Do you know Joe?

[ImNoOne111]

I agree that you can find pretty much weird stuff here. But yes, we do know that. And our aim is not having those other body parts. Its a milestone in our way to her heart. The heart is the ultimate goal. Otherwise if those body parts were the final goal, why bother dating? Just get a whore...

[cth96190]

I have been a MGTOW monk for 21 years.
Women have made themselves too difficult, too bitchy, too hateful, often too insane and always too legally dangerous for the juice to be worth the squeeze.

[Asker]

Hey, but at least you pissed enough time away here to become a guru.

[cth96190]

Making ignorant and brainwashed by leftards young Americans reeee is more fun than pulling wings off flies.
All that I have to do is speak my mind, or state scientific and/or historical facts, to trigger the indoctrinated snowflakes.

[Asker]

And you're a guru.

[cth96190]

As for capturing a woman’s mind, I have found that after one has hacked through the jungle of narciissism, entitlement, Marxist/Feminist indoctrination and self delusion, there is seldom much with which to work.

[cth96190]

Re being a guru.
The investment of time is unimportant.
I use visits to this place as pattern breakers, so that I will be more effective elsewhere.
Also, as a former journalist, army officer, a qualified secondary English and history teacher and as a current licensed private security contractor, I have seen and done things that would be like a movie script to the young minds in this place.

[Asker]

Listing your resume is a red flag. I taught English as a second language for two years while living in Thailand. I never mention it because it never applies to a conversation I've had. I respect your opinion to go your own way, but it makes zero sense on my post to help guys who still like girls. Why did you even feel the need to reply to a post you don't like? Why not just move one to a post that suits you?

I love guys and only want to help, but what a fucking waste of time that is on this site.

Do you know why Tolga Tanriseven started this site? ↗

[cth96190]

Because your story is an obvious fake (women do not behave in that way) and because you are trying to shame younger men to return to the plantation.
Your position is based on an assumption that involvement with females is an inherent good for men.
Once men are old enough to have been fucked over by women a few times and seen female nature in action, they realise that women are are an expensive and dangerous liability.

[Asker]

And you're a top Guru.

[mobiusforniner]

Thank you for calling it how it is. Too many anime gamer virgins on this site who despise guys like joe but make no effort to leave mommys basement

[Asker]

Thank you. I appreciate that not everyone hated this post. I've never experienced more hate in my life, until I posted this. I deleted most of it.

[mobiusforniner]

Truth hurts. Gotta look at your audience. Guys like joe are out there bettering themselves and learning about life while the nice guy nerds complain on GAG and jerk off to sailor moon.

[Asker]

One idiot said that Joe was tall, but he never met him. One guy said that Joe was rich, but he never met him. Both of them are wrong, but they just need to hate. I remember having lunch with Joe at a cafe. He excused himself and walked across the room. He handed a girl something, and she put it in her purse. When Joe got back to our table, I asked him what he did. He said he just gave the girl his business card and told her to call me. Joe told me that she said she was engaged, but her mom who was with her said "call him!" lol

Joe had two strengths. One of them was his smile, and the other was that he had the courage of a honey badger. He had zero fear of women. Neither of these strengths were about height or money.

I know I don't have courage, and obviously 99% of the guys on this site don't, but I just think it could be something you might be able to learn. So that's why I threw out this question. Guys called Joe rude, and asshole, a prick, and I just don't get it. How does having courage make you an asshole?

Obviously I hope the engaged girl never called him, because what would be wrong. But when Joe walked across that dining room, he had no idea what her status was. He just liked her look.

[Anonymous]

Yes. A pick up artist lol. A woman approached him, sat down beside him, and hinted that she wanted him to buy a drink for her.

He’s really playing life on “difficult mode” huh? Such a player. Lol

[Asker]

She sat next to Joe because he's hot.
She didn't "hint" that she wanted him to buy her a drink, she asked.
What's this crap about "difficult mode?"

Are all guys on this site jerks like you?
Joe never bought her the drink, and she went home with him. How is this difficult to understand? Don't be a simp.

[RealMarek]

Sounds like Joe has the right idea. He’s not a simp but, at least in this case, not a jerk (doing “negging” and other PUA stuff) either.

[Asker]

I'm impressed you know what negging is. I really mean that. When you refuse to buy a mooch a drink, that it NOT negging. Negging is completely different, and it only works with dumb women.

[RealMarek]

I learned about it when I found myself single after a long-term marriage and I looked up advice about dating. That’s when I first heard about the PUA scene. I’ve told young men that there is no point in being with a woman who falls for negging because she’s either not smart or likes games. I think it’s important to be honest. Reciprocate interest, be clear about intentions, and if a woman isn’t interested move on quickly, etc.

[Asker]

Negging only works on dumb girls, but if your goal is sex, does it really matter how smart they are. And Joe was not negging. If a guy in a bar asked you to buy him a drink, would you be negging if you said, No?

[RealMarek]

You’re correct

[Asker]

Aside from negging, there's another trick you can use. I'm going to tell you to NOT imagine something, but you can't do it.

Do NOT imagine a purple elephant. You can put images in people's heads, and they can't stop you. lol

[abc3643]

That may be so but that won't keep her. The other things DO matter.

[Asker]

OMG. Why can't you just take a question at face value. Was this question about marriage or keeping a girl? I'm tired of losers on this site crying about how they can't get a girl. I tried to give advice, and I realize that was a huge mistake. I'm done.

[abc3643]

I am married. I am just telling you about the real world from a male perspective.
Sadly, what I wrote is true; a lesson learned in The School of Hard Knocks.

[Asker]

What you wrote may be true, but it has nothing to do with this question. I'm on another site that is similar to this, and they will let you edit and delete your questions. GAG doesn't allow that. I can hardly wait until they let me delete this question that was meant to help guys. It was a huge mistake, and I'm a quick study.

My favorite song lyrics...

"Well, I'm alright now...
I learned my lessen well,
You see you, can't please everyone...
So you just please yourself..."

You have no idea of the hateful messages I've deleted from this thread. "All women are garbage"

Since you are married, I want you to bring your lady a flower. Just one. Tell her you've been thinking about her. She will follow you to the ends of the Earth.

[iJokeTeeth]

Hey guys, did you know if her mind is already broken from the start then capturing her mind to the extent expressed here is about as easy as capturing the breeze with a butterfly net?

[ChiTown33]

She contradicts herself. She refers to Joe as a pick up artists. Then she says in the update he's not a pickup artist. When I called her on it she just removed the post🤣
This "question" of hers is just a passive aggressive attempt to control guys actions. She doesn't really want to help anyone. She's just trying to criticize.

[Asker]

You are a 32 year old child.

[iJokeTeeth]

@Asker you mean as oppose to you, the woman in her mid twenties chucking out playground level insults because she can't handle a different take?

[ChiTown33]

She said the same thing to me. 🤣

[Asker]

@ChiTown33

If you want to continue to be a 46 year old child, I will keep deleting you. Joe was more of a man than you will ever be, but you guys are like trying to communicate with monkeys. I'm tried to give advice, but you guys are hopeless.

My boyfriend told me his ex sells drugs & is a hooker? ↗

I feel sad when I watch porn, what should I do? ↗

Can girls tell if guys are hard? ↗

Is he scared to fully have sex with me or does he maybe want someone who is more out there? ↗

Girls, Do you take pads and tampons on a short holiday when you’re not on your period and not expecting it? ? ↗

Would you be friends with human satan? ↗

Would you be friends with human satan? ↗

Have fun reading this shit. Copy and paste the part in my update where I said Joe wasn't a pickup artist. You can't and you won't, because you made that up.

[iJokeTeeth]

@ChiTown33 But remember, women are more mature than men... supposedly

[ChiTown33]

Yes you delete because you can't refute. Nobody is copy and pasting read your post. This is the advantage to no " edit" button. You can't hide from your contradiction. If you had any guts at all you'd own up to your goof. But your too focused on being right. An adult admits their mistakes. Something I'd hoped you'd have learned by your age. Now go full Karen and block me. Because that's the only protection you have in your quiver. You clearly can't debate. Lol

[ChiTown33]

@ijoketeeth clearly not this woman. 🤣

[Asker]

"breeze with a butterfly net" Tell me about being childish.

[iJokeTeeth]

@Asker I know, your comment was pretty childish, I appreciate you taking the time to quote my far better comment as an example of my point.

[Asker]

@ChiTown33

Debate what? What is your problem? You made up some bullshit about my update, and you don't have the balls to back it up. What a coward. My post is about going after her mind, instead of her looks. But you guys can't comprehend that. What a waste of time.

[ChiTown33]

I agree you are a waste of time. I should've known when I saw the " pink anon" that you were just looking for a fight. Anyone that reads your post then your update can see your confused and angry. So there's really no point in me pointing it out. Have a nice day 🙂

[Asker]

@ChiTown33

You are a coward that can't back up your claim about my update. I'm calling you out and you are afraid. I never posted this to argue, I wanted to help guys. But you all seemed to hate me and Joe. Nice

[FunkyMonkee]

Really? You mean, all the other parts don't just scatter all over the place?

[Asker]

I thought you were a good guy, but I thought wrong.

[FunkyMonkee]

No, you thought right. I'm just in a bit of a silly mood.

[Asker]

You are normally such a cool guy, but I've gotten the shit kicked out of me for this question. Guys hate Joe and they hate me and hate this question. Where did I go wrong?

Funky, this is the difference between Joe and a guy on GAG.

Gag dork: Hey, baby, what's up.
Girl: Fuck off.

Joe: Since when did it start snowing in April? (It snowed yesterday in my city)
Girl: I know, I just got my snow tires off last month.
Joe: What kind of car do you have?
Girl: It's a Honda.
Joe: I thought those were motorcycles.
Girl: No, they also make cars.
Joe: I had a Honda dirt bike
Girl: Really?

I've seen him in action many times, and he's my pal. He's not a pickup artist in the sense that he uses trickery to get girls. He is just a silver-tongued devil. He knows how to talk to women, and he knows how to listen.

I was golfing with Joe, and one of the older women ahead of us whacked her ball into the trees. Joe said "I like your slice." She turned and said: "Thank you."

He just had a gift. lol

[FunkyMonkee]

So, what does any of this have to do with me just making a quick joke?

[Asker]

My question was from the heart. What a fucking mistake. This will never happen again.

[FunkyMonkee]

So, if you wanted MY honest opinion, why didn't you just ask ME in PM? From what you said about that drink incident with Joe, that girl OBVIOUSLY wanted to fuck his brains out BEFORE Joe said anything to her so, don't give Joe so much credit. I would've probably said the same shit to her but, do you REALLY think she would've fucked me? I seriously doubt it! Besides, I used to have two guitarists in my bband that could talk the ball ooff a rhino, if they wanted to and, anybody thart knew that about them disliked them for iit!! One was LIVING WITH

[FunkyMonkee]

LIVING WITH some woman that he had at least 8 kids with and he was STILL fucking around on her, INCLUDING trying to to take MY first girlfriend from me HOURS after I first got her!! The other guy also had a string of steady girlfriend's and would CONSTANTLY go out fucking other girls behind their backs!! He even married one and was STILL fucking around on her!! Including with my bass player's girlfriend!! REAL classy guy!! Sorry!! I don't look up to sleaze-balls like them!! I don't know of anybody else that does, either! Rose divorced him after only about half a year of marriage! Have dick: will travel, is NOT my lifestyle!! I'd prefer to just have ONE girl and stay loyal to HER!! How's THAT for a response from the heart?

[Asker]

Oh My God...

When did MY post become about you or your guitar friends? This is about Joe the Pro. My question isn't about what YOU want in life. I just keep hearing incels on this site whine about how horrible girls are. Maybe they are, but Joe got tons of them.

You said that the girl who set next to Joe wanted to fuck him, but be honest... is that just a guess? Were you there? Maybe she just wanted booze and to flirt. Joe turned the tables on her, and now she needed to prove herself.

The smartest guy on this thread called it negging, but I don't really think I would call it that. What would you say to a guy who approached you in a bar and asked you to buy him a drink? Joe just told her, NO.
She probably never heard that from a guy, so she was shocked. If she would have walked away, Joe wouldn't give two shits. He would be better off.

I'm not saying that being promiscuous is good or bad. I don't care what other people do. It's none of my business. I don't care if Joe had a million women. So did James Bond before Hollywood became woke.

[FunkyMonkee]

YOU MADE it about me! I just made a simple joking comment and you started pitching a bitch about me, personally!

[Asker]

I'm not here for jokes. I was trying to help. Let's just never talk again. see ya.

[captain_voidwalker]

In the end it boils down to one thing. The most attractive thing to women is money. Always has been always will be

[Asker]

In your case, I would probably agree.

[CuriousMufuxka]

Wow, you are kind of a dick. I would promote that to asshole, but you don't even have the girlie nuts to appear unanonymous.

[Asker]

I post non-anon a lot, but now that I've blocked you, you will never know. I tried to help guys, and you call me an asshole. You are seriously 43?

[Anonymous]

Yeah, I've done it before and been successful too

Now I've moved to where I'm just too busy to take the time involved so just quit doing it

[Asker]

Good.

[Stevefiveo]

Good advice but unfortunately a lot of guys on this site are losers and will probably never change.

[Asker]

I'm done trying to help the losers on this site. No good deed goes unpunished.

[Stevefiveo]

Lol. True that. Although, I do learn a lot from my friends that are girls and I do learn some stuff on here too sometimes.

[Asker]

A loser just wrote this to me on this post...

"I read the title, and the rest of it, it's dumb af."

I was telling another guy on here that it's not worth talking to guys under 40 on this site. They are all just so childish and filled with hate. I just checked your age, and I can see why you seem nice. You have nothing to prove. You are just you.

I was chatting with a guy a couple days ago, and I told him that I will write him a dating profile that will knock women's socks off.
It's not because I'm smart, it's because Men are from Mars, and Women are from Venus. God just has a wicked sense of humor.

He got scared and fled, but that's OK. I've written lots of profiles for friends, and they work.

[Stevefiveo]

Lol.