Guys, which billionaire playboy would you be? Why? Ladies, who would you date among these men if given the choice? Why?

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I’m a Batman fan… so the obvious choice is Bruce Wayne… because he’s so mysterious and sad…

ObscuredBeyond · Accepted Answer

For starters, I don't have enough successful game to count as a "playboy."

But when I have the house to myself and things need fixing, and I start getting ideas, I don't hear Molossus playing through my head. That's for blog design.

When I'm innovating or repairing things, I hear Gulmira racing through my head. While I'm several thousand lessons in Linux know-how behind, and have nowhere near the resources or brilliance to build a miniature power plant that can do double duty as a heart guard and a fuel source for a flying sedan able to turn itself into a briefcase, I'd say that I take more after Iron Man.

Granted, I don't have that alcohol problem. I do a lot at night, I have clowns for enemies, and most women I fall for are very self-destructive. So I guess I share that with Batman.

Not sure I'd want to be an actual superhero though. Best case scenario, I'd be Spider-Man. More likely, the Spectre. Worst case, I'd be Ghost Rider. Trust me, you wouldn't want him to be real. Over half of Instagram would have its souls incinerated by now! To say nothing of Tik Tok or OnlyFans!

It may seem pretty, but I'd mostly focus on kids who are being bullied to the brink of suicide. So I could ruin the lives of their tormentors to talk the victims out of killing themselves. Make the tormentors feel all the pain they intentionally inflicted on their targets. Like the Penance Stare, in slow motion!

Yes, this could include anything. But my favorite method would be to spin anything into public indictment. That way, they don't have time to come after me or their original victim, when they're too busy trying to convince the cops to leave them alone! And their arrest records will be guaranteed to go viral, so they will never escape the shame of what they've done. Their nearly driving a peer to suicide will be their scarlet letter for life!

Yeah, so maybe the actual superhero bit would be a bad idea. But when I get into billionaire inventor mode, I'm more Iron Man than Batman.

CallmeTheKnight · Accepted Answer

I'm a batman fan so of course I'm gonna say Bruce Wayne. I wouldn't be a playboy since I'm monogamous in a relationship and celibate when I'm single.

Red-Blaze · Accepted Answer

I world take Green Arrow his never a miss :)
But to be honest, Batman acts nice and all but his mission is above all and going out with me just for a show... not what I like, I mean your not going out with Wayn, your going out with Batman in a disguice

Tony Stark, way too self centered, movies help him to be better, but as much as I can recall in comic his.. not the best in relashinships
As well as he almost coused the death of spiderman in Civil War (the comic)

Oliver is first of all Oliver, the Green Arrow is what he needs to do, and is human, he knows to love and knows to care, and is my pick out of the three

Babygirl_S · Accepted Answer

I find Oliver Queen the most handsome out of these. Just googled all three. I would date him even without his fame and riches. I care about looks and personality. He is really handsome omg.

qwert1234 · Answer

While I am a huuuuge DC fan, I chose Tony Stark because of RDJ's portrayal of him.
If I am a billionaire, I won't be dark and brooding. I would be having fun, parties, casinos, hookups and so on (basically an amped up Bezos).
But while at it, I would be a Philanthropist and a Genius..

TommyMountainFigure · Answer

I don't have his money, but my physical build is most like Oliver Queen's, and I am a very good shot with a bow and arrow too!

beebella · Answer

Whichever one is willing to leave me their fortune when they die. 😬

Th3ft · Answer

I mean both Bruce Wayne and Oliver Queen are dark and mysterious. And both are tortured by their pasts. I think I would much rather be Tony Stark simply on the fact that he is a much more chill and casual millionaire.

Weapon77 · Answer

I'd want to be Oliver Queen mainly because I love archery and being as good as him along with the money and other perks would be wicked cool. Plus, his later versions grow a sweet beard like I do 😎

zagor · Answer

Hmm. Bruce Wayne's family was killed. Tony Stark is a neurotic egotist. Don't know who the last one is. Think I'd pass.

Sevenpointfive · Answer

definitely oliver. he does what he wants and has fun. it's not all about work and revenge, even though some of it is.

fonduegirl · Answer

Don't care. I'd rob either if they tried to date me.

AviatorTom · Answer

I'd be Ironman (Tony Stark). It woudl be great to be able to fly around in that suit.

blissinanarchy1 · Answer

Stephen Amell’s depiction of Oliver Queen is really my favored one between that and the “deadpool with a bow” personality. Oliver Queen though.

OhGreatConfusedOne · Answer

Tony Stark all the way. I'm a big tech nerd and software developer.

TrueConfection · Answer

Bruce Wayne, but I want to live in Tony Stark's house.

WhitneySnow · Answer

Tony Stark but I’d keep it casual cause he’s kind of a player

kao118 · Answer

Tony Stark always because I love how cool and funny he is, plus it doesn’t hurt that he’s so smart and interesting-

Andres77 · Answer

Bruce Wayne... but I still want my parents to live out a full life and I wouldn't mope around so much.

peedy · Answer

My choice is not there and I dont. know if he was a billionaire but he had to be close  The original playboy the one with all the ladies the one the only Hugh Hefner

user1516 · Answer

Tony stark he's hot he's confident he can make me laugh and protect me.

_deeznuts · Answer

Bruce Wayne for sure. I don't find Oliver Queen very attractive and Tony Stark is relativaly old.

exitseven · Answer

definitely Bruce Wayne. He is truly a study in controlled rage.

Jamesshinobi · Answer

Id be Bruce wayne because im just smart enough, tougher then most, i hurt people for fun, and i fucking hate everyone

DrewJay · Answer

Thats easy I would be Elon Musk. Not sure I spelled his name right. Thats probably something he wouldn't do is misspell some ones name 😂

Massageman · Answer

Well, I would say Bruce Wayne, but Tony Stark has a fairly wry/sarcastic sense of humor, so he might be a better match for me. I'd say it's a toss-up for those two. While I am straight-arrow, I just don't think I'd like being called Queen.

Likes2drive · Answer

Tony Stark, very smart, has many toys and can get any woman

MCheetah · Answer

Bruce Wayne/Batman, is the GOAT.

dolemite89 · Answer

batman was my fave growing up so definitely bruce wayne

Ghost01 · Answer

Reed Richards id be one of the smartest men alive and expand any part of my body 👻

RavVid · Answer

He has the shortest haircut. I like low maintenance. And I think I could channel him.

VikingWarLord · Answer

Dan Bilzerian and Hugh Hefner are (and were) real life playboys  Dan Bilzerian has hot biitches all over him constantly.

Biancam13 · Answer

I don't know who these people are

skeetskeetskeet · Answer

I'd say Charlie sheen... Without the aids

spartan55 · Answer

I'd emulate Andrew Carnegie. 😁

Iron_Man · Answer

None I have conscience

shortster · Answer

Tony, he is an engineer.

TotallyAlmost · Answer

Clearly Batman for the reason you explained.

Better_off_here · Answer

I am going to say Oliver queen.

SaartjieJane · Answer

OLIVER QUEEN

Whatever2929292 · Answer

None of them

Guardian45 · Answer

Uhhh. Who's Oliver Queen?

Kelly6 · Answer

Tony

JohnK123 · Answer

Tony stark duh

Wymersley · Answer

I'd actually like to be Warren Buffet.

Alex8736 · Answer

Elon musk

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