Dating profile says "I LOVE ANIMALS, BUT IF YOU LET YOURS LICK YOUR FACE, PASS ME BY." 1) What do you think (comment)? 2) Who of you will pass (vote)?

[LovingLoverReturned]

Commemt what you think.

Don't steal my lines.🤪 🤪 They are copyrighted ©️

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I'll pass

I'll check her/him out.

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[DizzyDesii]

Lmao mine would be like “I have nothing against animals in general and even find them adorable from a distance but if yours lives indoors, don’t expect me to come over AND if it licks you in the mouth, don’t expect me to kiss you”

[DizzyDesii]

Also thats literally what my profile said back then lmao. I dont play about that

[LovingLoverReturned]

Lol, what a coincidence. I haven't had a profile saying that, but recently I thought of this and said maybe it would be good to put if I create a profile since I'm scornful of dogs licking faces lol.

[LovingLoverReturned]

any animal licks

[DizzyDesii]

I put it because I dont want to waste the guys time. I’m not comfortable being in a room with animals

[LovingLoverReturned]

Makes sense

[LazerBean]

1. Yeah making out with animals is disgusting, so definitely understand.
2. Would not pass for that reason.

[loveslongnails]

1) I think it's silly. The owner doesn't allow the animal to "lick face", YOU do. Don't put your face near it, dummy. LOL
2) If the girl is great, the animal would have to be really awful for me to pass on her.

[LovingLoverReturned]

Read what you wrote. It's not too clear.

[loveslongnails]

Ahh, I misread the post. Rewind.
OK -
1) I don't find the post unreasonable
2) If I really like the girl and want her in my world, the animal won't be licking my face anymore! Fortunately, I don't own a dog so it's not an issue.

[LovingLoverReturned]

Okay thank you 🙏

[LovingLoverReturned]

So you voted for the wrong one?

[loveslongnails]

I don't think I voted at all yet.

[LovingLoverReturned]

So... will you?

[loveslongnails]

I did answer you, but you don't have an option for me. First, I don't have a pet that licks my face. Second, if I did, I'd not pass on her if I was really into her. If I'm really physically attracted to her, that helps even more to not pass on her.

[LovingLoverReturned]

Lol 2nd option is for you.. you can't know if you are into her unless you check her out

[loveslongnails]

I know what my initial impression is. If it's very positive, I won't let her pass by.

[FunkyMonkee]

I agree. After the places that tongue has been, I don't want it anywhere near my face and ESPECIALLY not on my mouth!!

[LovingLoverReturned]

Okay. Have you voted? You agree but you will still pass woth a headline like that? 😂

[FunkyMonkee]

I'm not sure what I'm voting on.

[NathanDavis]

all caps... hard pass

won't even end up reading the profile

[LovingLoverReturned]

She would have all caps... i just put it for eyesight and distinguish the actual question from the quote... lol... caps don't always mean shouting...

[NathanDavis]

do you lick your pets though?

[LovingLoverReturned]

I don't have pets. Rare for people to lick their pets. Pets lick people.

[Andres77]

I'd leave a morsel of her favorite food in my beard and see what she does...🤔

[Aakash_Hangargi]

Don't allow animals to lick

[LovingLoverReturned]

pleas vote, bhai

[LovingLoverReturned]

waiting for your vote, bhai... chuckles

[Aakash_Hangargi]

Bhai is equal to brother 🤣

[LovingLoverReturned]

I know bhai

[Aakash_Hangargi]

Then bye bye 😂

[Anonymous]

Pretty lame really.