Guys, This was an actual question from a questionnaire on an online dating site. Of the options, which would you choose?

[Gummy_Cluster]

You've recently purchased some very expensive white carpet. You just came home from work, and noticed the wine on your carpet. You don't have much time before the stain sets in permanently. But just then you look down the hall and see your wife in bed with another guy. What do you do?

A. Clean up the wine, and then take care of the guy

B. Take care of the guy, and then clean up the wine (by then it might be too late for the carpet)

C. Clean up the wine and then join them in bed

This reminds me of questions they put on a psych evaluation test I had to take for a job. (minus the sexual reference, of course) So before you answer this question, think about what the girls reading your answer would want to hear.

[God_of_Thunder]

None of the above.

I realize it's from a questionnaire, but I legitimately wouldn't be able to answer, based on those choices, because none of them are actions that I would reasonably take.

Honestly, who gives a damn about the carpet, at that point? That would be the least of my concerns, after finding my wife cheating on me.

"Take care of the guy?" What am I going to do; beat his ass? That's not going to accomplish anything, except probably get me arrested. It's certainly not going to save the relationship.

And why the heck is that a question on a dating site? "Oh, before you start looking for a date, we want to know how you'd react to your potential date/future spouse betraying you in the worst possible way. Good luck, and happy hunting!" WTAF?

I'd just find a different dating site, because that's idiotic.

[Gummy_Cluster]

The questions were optional so you didn't have to fill them out.

[SnowedIn]

I'd clean the carpet.

[Gummy_Cluster]

Lol The other guy got upset. But in all fairness, I forgot to mention that after you chose your choice, you could leave a comment. So this would be your chance to say something very sarcastic. Like you could say, I can easily get a new wife but that carpet was so fucking expensive!

Now the ladies reading that will know that you're a fun guy.

[SnowedIn]

So my thought process here was this: if I was going to beat up the guy, that can wait a few extra minutes and while doing that they have a little extra fun. If I'm going to join them, that too can wait a few extra minutes. If I'm going to leave forever, I should clean the carpets so I can get the best price when I sell the house.

So, we'll see how this goes...

[Gummy_Cluster]

I think you chose the smartest option. I was just thinking, what if you changed the carpet spill to a small fire in the kitchen? lol The fired is small now, and can be put out. But if you ignore it, and go beat the guy up, you might lose the house.

[SnowedIn]

Oh hell, that's easier. Let the fire burn with them in the house. Collect the insurance money and start over.

[SnowedIn]

Thank you for MHO!

[Gummy_Cluster]

Sure

[Vinnygraphix]

Well ill do this hit the guy with a bat in the head with my newly stained rug ill roll the guy in the carpet call a company that picks up trash and thats it

[Gummy_Cluster]

But that rug costed 83 thousand bucks. Why not clean the rug, and then kill him?

[Vinnygraphix]

He will be unconscious then when he wakes up he will be like omg I ruined a nice carpet

[Vinnygraphix]

That he will have ti unroll him self from thank god for carpet insurance

[Gummy_Cluster]

Crap, I never knew they had carpet insurance. But as for my question.. like I told another guy on this thread, I forgot to mention that after you pick your multiple choice option, there was a place to comment. That's where you could easily turn each option into a joke. It was just a dating site, so you should just be playful. lol

[tedbuoyy]

Can I dm you

[Gummy_Cluster]

Why?

[tedbuoyy]

To talk ofc

[Gummy_Cluster]

I'd rather not talk in private. But you can ask or talk about things right here. But I will be going to bed soon.

[tedbuoyy]

Why not