I'm trying to get him to become a writer, because he could put Tom Clancy to shame. We only exchange true anecdotes, because truth is much stranger than fiction.
He said that back when he was but a wee lad, he had the stones to go into a Victoria Secrets, and buy three pairs of panties for a girl.
Cute clerk: Well, you made some excellent selections.
Wee Lad: Thanks, I hope they like them.
Cute clerk: Excuse me?
Wee Lad: What?
Cute clerk: You said "they".
Wee Lad: Yes.
Cute clerk: How many girlfriends do you have?
Wee Lad: Just three.
The clerk had a big smile and gave him that dreamy look.
His wit reminded me of a Toyota commercial. Three girls were chatting on the sidewalk, and saw a guy getting out of a monster truck. Well, you know what they say about guys who drive monster trucks. So then a cute guy pulls up in a small Toyota car. One girl says to the other girls: "Wow, I wonder what he's got under the hood."
I'm also trying to get him to help people write their dating profiles. Most dating profiles suck, and I've written many for people, and they've gotten good results. I think my homie would be better at it than me. And he might even be allowed in heaven some day.
What Guys Said
I love that ass in the first picture
he is a genius
The number one thing you need to get women, is the gift of gab. It's not money or looks. Many guys on here say guys need to be 8 feet tall, have a 14 inch dick, have 82 million dollars, and look like a male model. Those guys are going to lead lonely lives, because some people are beyond hope.
Being able to talk to women takes practice, and some courage. He figured that out many moons ago.
He's a genius in my book.
I posted this to attempt to inspire guys, to take a page out of his play book. I know they won't get it, but I tried.
I'd definitely like to see more of it
More of what?
Nice ass!