Dating tip 1: When you're out on the town, and you meet a girl you like, don't lead by talking about your tarantula collection. I know it's tempting, but save that for later.
Fred: Hey, do you want to come by my place? I want to show you something.
Gummy: Well, it's getting pretty late.
Fred: It will only take a minute.
Gummy: As tempting as that sounds, I should be heading home.
Fred: I have a huge tarantula collection.
Gummy: A what?
Fred: You know, big spiders.
Gummy: Why?
Fred: Why what?
Gummy: Why would you collect big spiders?
Fred: They're awesome. You wanna see them?
Gummy: Could I just see some pictures?
Fred: No, but if you stop by, you can hold one.
Gummy: Where do you keep them?
Fred: In cages.
Gummy: Do these cages have locks?
Fred: Latches.
Gummy: Why not locks? Two locks would even be better.
(True story. You can't make this shit up) Talk about a silver tongue devil!
I don't want to come across as a spider racist, but I'm just racist against spiders. What does it mean?
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