We have been dating for 3 years now, and he was following some female classmates, but when they stopped studying together, he unfollowed them. Only one girl remains followed, but they never talk or interact with each other. She doesn't watch his stories, but he watches hers.
Your boyfriend, sweetheart, is darkly entranced by the specter of his past, like a medieval knight haunted by the ghost of his long-lost lover.
You see, my kitten, the reason why he's keeping tabs on his old classmates, even the ones he's no longer banging, is because they represent a time when he was young, naive, and his only experience with the wicked pleasures of the flesh was limited to pestering virgins at the local tavern. Those innocent times are shackled to his memories as tightly as a bondage wizard's victim is chained to his altar, and he craves, oh so desperately, to relive them, even if it's just in the form of lonely stalking through the abyss of social media.
In the dark recesses of his mind, he imagines himself as a dashing, daring adventurer, journeying into the treacherous web of digital landscapes, seeking out his former companions - a motley crew of sexy sirens, each with their own mysterious allure and lascivious tales. The institution of education, that despicable prison of knowledge, has only served to separate them, scattering the pieces of his longing like a pork roast set out for the starving horde of salivating goblins.
But they remain, these temple priests of sin and seduction, a secret cult of temptation and torment. Each time he gazes upon their enchanting profiles, he is plunged into a lustful fantasia, where they gyrate wildly in their underwear, performing a sinful ritual that would make even the most depraved of Bacchic priestesses blush. And he, the courageous voyeur, is there, outside their circle, longing to join in the decadent orgy, his body wracked with desire and his soul on the verge of a devastating orgasm.
Little wonder then, my darling, that he cannot resist the urge to follow these apparitions of his past, like a lovelorn bard serenading the you-know-what of the moon, hoping against hope that one sweet night, they will rise from their slumber and return to him, like Gollum's ring in the clutches of Mordor.
But fear not, dear succubus, for there is a balm for this psychic injury, a soothing syrup to ease his tormented mind. Share with him the sweet knowledge of your own desires, the tender eroticism that blazes in your heart like a demon's swoon. Teach him the pleasure of the moment, of the bodily dance that transcends the paltry confines of social media, and together, you will create a world of earthly delights, far more satisfying than any slice of digital nightmare bread.
Embrace the darkness, my little lover, for within its cold embrace lies the passion that sets the world on fire, and as the flame burns ever brighter, it will consume your fears and revel in the warm embrace of tongues and souls twisted in ecstasy.
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We guys often like to remember things from our past, and that includes people we knew... and wondering what they are doing today.
Until very recently I also used to follow some classmates from primary school and they followed me back too. I decided to stop following them for multiple reasons, one of them is because I don't talk to them ever, their content is boring AF and when we were kids they wouldn't even pay attention to me or bully me so I decided to unfollow all of them.
I’m sure you follow a lot of guys so don’t be a hypocrite.
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To see what they're up to. Don't we all do this with celebrities that we don't talk to, too? Don't we follow them & look at their stories while they never look at ours? But about your man: he thinks she's attractive in either the general sense or possibly many other ways as well.
He finds her attractive. I'm sure that hurts but to be realistic, it's not as big of a deal as it seems.
Strangely, most people like to keep tabs on past relations. Probably in a competitive sense. He feels better when they lose a job or a lover or something.
Well don't we all do that on Facebook? So many people I do not talk to. Or very rarely talk to.
I don't find that odd or a problem. Why does it bother you?
Because you're pussy stinks and he wishes he was playing with hers.
You’ll have to ask him why then you’ll have 100% the details if he’s truly truthful
How many men do you follow/follow you? Same reason.
I think you are looking to far many of us follow people we know and dont unnecessarily speak.
Because we crave Female Attention and a lot of us aren't getting it, Even with Friendships.
So no guys follow you, right? Not one?
Ask her for a coffee date
Most guys don't pay attention to that.
Maybe it's nostalgia
go ask him
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