Oh geez! I forgot about that memory. That was so bad.
There was a very pretty Chinese girl in met in Tokyo back in my early 20s when I was clubbing a lot. We started dancing together but she barely spoke any Japanese, no English, and mostly only Mandarin. Meanwhile, I only spoke Japanese and English and only the teeniest amount of Mandarin (I originally got to the point of speaking some of it when I lived in Singapore and Hong Kong, but forgot almost all of it).
Yet her friends were there with her in the club who could speak some English and Japanese so they helped translate things we said to each other. Then I asked them to tell her I'd like to see her again and she responded by sharing her phone number with me and we arranged a date together with her friends helping to translate.
So for the date, we were supposed to meet at Shinjuku station and I told her friends to tell her to meet me at the South Gate. I also went to an electronics shop and bought an electronic translator just for the date so that we could communicate with each other and also brought a notepad so that we might be able to draw pictures or find some way to communicate to each other.
Then I arrived promptly for the date but she was nowhere to be seen. I waited and waited and then she called me saying one of the few Japanese words she could speak: "Doko? Doko? [where? where?]". So I had no idea how to explain to her but was trying to constantly say, "Please wait a moment," and frantically typing into the electronic dictionary and looking for the word for South. Then I said that along with the word for gate. But I'm not even sure she could read the Japanese and English signs. This was back before we had smart phones.
Yet we ended up not being able to find each other for ages while barely being able to understand each other. So I looked for landmarks she might be able to recognize and found a McDonald's nearby and shouted, "McDonald's!" Her: "McDonald's?" Me: "Yes, McDonald's McDonald's McDonald's!" Her: "McDonald's McDonald's McDonald's! Hai hai hai! [yes yes yes!]" Like we finally understood each other.
So I stayed by McDonald's and we finally met but that took over half an hour for us to find each other! She only had a relatively short period of time for our date between her lunch break so that was already about the time she had to return back to work. So that ended up being almost the entire date was trying to find each other and failing. We went on a quick little stroll through the park and that was it; she told me she had to return to work after that (we communicated through the electronic dictionary/translator).
After that, she didn't return my phone call to try to see her again. Can't blame her. 😅
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I can't recall bad experiences at the moment... not to the point of saying "oh that was the absolute worst"
I can only think of two things Iāve done, which was so embarrassingā¦ 🫠 I was drinking boba milk tea and I tilted it where it started leaking on my topā¦ so embarrassing 😭 my date just smiled at me like he adore me and trying not to chuckle while he helped me clean it up
I went to dinner and stargazed after a work day, I was sooo exhausted from work that when we started stargazing.. I was all comfortable and kinda dozing off to sleep while he tried to kissed me.. well.. he did kissed me as my eyes shut lmao. Not prepare for that either haha.
It was with the guy Iām with now. We were going on our first date, and after he picked me up, he ended up hitting a deer. It was awful! Heās pissed about his truck being damaged, Iām walking around in a field, in heels, looking for the deer! Never did find him, so there we sat. He ended up driving 4 miles, back to my place, with his hazard lights on. His head lights didnāt work lolā¦We ordered food and watched a movie at my place and I actually believe fell in love that night.😊
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I've told this story before.
After my divorce, I was on a dating site, and met this woman. We chatted a few times and agreed to meet for dinner.
She showed up 30 minutes late for dinner, was grossly obese (totally unlike her profile picture), and the first words out of her mouth were, "My pussy is so wet." I didn't even let her sit down, I just left.
My period leaked.
He asked me out again, but I was too embarrassed to go on a 2nd date.
When I was in college I was friends with a guy who lived in the city and was a commuter. He and his girlfriend set me up with somebody they knew. We were supposed to meet her at a small restaurant. They picked me up in my dorm and we drove to this place 5 or 6 miles away. When we got there she showed up a few minutes later. She was nice looking and I thought that maybe she was pretty. She was kind of a hippie and I was in Air Force ROTC. She thought I was a baby burning fascist. I thought she was a hippie. We were not getting along at all. My friend and his girlfriend thought it would be funny to leave me there with her. So they sneak out and a few minutes go bu before we figured out what happened. She tells me she was leaving. I asked her if she could drive me back to my dorm. She refused. It would have been a 5 mile walk in the freezing cold. So before she left I jumped on the hood of her car. She tried to shake me off but I had a good grip on the hood and held on as she took a couple of laps in the parking lot. Finally she stopped and told me she would give me a ride. It was a quiet ride back to campus but I thanked her when I got out
Well, I guess I can tell this: On a first-blind date- my date made a smart comment about my cunnilingus skills, and I stuck a piece of gum in her bush (she had a large bush) --- Well, she was super pissed off as you might imagine and called me "You dirty cock sucker" ... needless, to say, our first and last date... although she and I and her sister contemplated a threesome... that never took place...(The sister commented on her sister having a large bush)
Honest to God... truth here... I never forgot that incident and still smile about it
BTY, I did cut the gum out of her bush with a small pair of sewing sissors.
We were sitting in a booth at a restaurant, her across from me and she decided to take her sandals off and put her feet next to me on my seat. I looked at her, with what Iām thinking was a confused look on my face and she just gave me a smile. I kept thinking if for some reason I might have led her to believe I had a foot fetish. She wiggled her toes and feet and would occasionally tap my thigh with them! It was weird. Kind of erotic but weird!
Long long list lol.
called her by her sisters name, called her by an ex of mine name, forgot her name. Talked to the wrong girl at the bar that looked similar, forgot to actually book a table, lots more.things that have happened, a fire, police raid, a large fight broke out, her ex was in same place and got arsey, my ex was in same place and both got huffed,
w-we we dont talk about that... its giving me a PTCD flashback
post traumatic cringe disorderā¦had sex in my truck then the battery died and the guy had to call his insurance to fix it lol. Ended up going to his house and he lived in a hoarders messy house except the room we slept in at night. When I woke up I was in utter shock.
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worst thing is being young n clumsy thus spilling juice all over my outfit, table, his white shoes
I dont go on dates.
I just hang out with friends, and if a female friend likes me, she usually just says so, and then I will either politely turn her down, or we would end up as a couple.He kept bragging about his salaries and everytime he brags about it his voice is so loud that I find it cringey and makes me want to vanish from the cafe and regret my decision to go on a date with that guy. He was nice but he was so heavy on the salary bragging. He was not the right guy for me 😬
All of my dates have been really funny and chill. I did almost fully land on my ass on a slippery muddy slope while miraculously maintaining my balance
She told me i don't want to have sex before marriage... I was like wtf
He couldn't hold a conversation. It was torture.
lol!!! Put ice in his beer.
When I was 14 years old I had to give him a blowjob but it wasnāt a date, I was being abused.
I got drunk and its happened
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