15 Words And Phrases Atheists Aren’t Allowed To Use (Humorous)

Please, don’t start debates around religion here. This is meant to be a humorous post.

(In alphabetical order)

1) Body and soul

15 Words And Phrases Atheists Aren’t Allowed To Use (Humorous)

Since bodies were supposed to be soulless, according to Atheism.

2) Celebrate Christmas or Easter holidays

15 Words And Phrases Atheists Aren’t Allowed To Use (Humorous)

So it means you cannot decorate your house for Christmas or buy Easter eggs.

3) For God’s sake

15 Words And Phrases Atheists Aren’t Allowed To Use (Humorous)

Oh please I beg you, what are you saying? , would be more correct than For God’s sake what are you saying?

4) Gift from the God/Gods

15 Words And Phrases Atheists Aren’t Allowed To Use (Humorous)

Alternately, natural talent.

5) Go to hell!

15 Words And Phrases Atheists Aren’t Allowed To Use (Humorous)

Go to…where?

6) God bless you! (when someone sneezes)

15 Words And Phrases Atheists Aren’t Allowed To Use (Humorous)

Actually I never understood why people say that. Never understood the meaning behind it.

7) He/She is a God/Goddess (in appearance)

15 Words And Phrases Atheists Aren’t Allowed To Use (Humorous)

So if an Atheist says such a thing, it has a different meaning. Like he/she is so ugly that I deny his/her existence!

8. I am in Seventh Heaven

15 Words And Phrases Atheists Aren’t Allowed To Use (Humorous)

I am very very happy, to put it simply.

9) In God we trust when (if you are American)

15 Words And Phrases Atheists Aren’t Allowed To Use (Humorous)

There’s a phrase in the US national anthem: And this be our motto: "In God is our trust".

Should an Atheist skip this line?

10) Oh my God!

15 Words And Phrases Atheists Aren’t Allowed To Use (Humorous)

It’s a phrase that comes spontaneously to most people, when they see/hear something that it’s hard to believe. But who’s an Atheist’s God?

11) R.I.P.

15 Words And Phrases Atheists Aren’t Allowed To Use (Humorous)

I think by R.I.P., we mean the dead person’s soul. So since you don’t believe in souls when you are an Atheist…

12) Sold his/her soul to the Devil

15 Words And Phrases Atheists Aren’t Allowed To Use (Humorous)

When someone has an ultra-rare talent, or he/she looks extremely younger for his/her age, we use to say this phrase. But if you are an Atheist, how can you say it?

13) This place is like Heaven

15 Words And Phrases Atheists Aren’t Allowed To Use (Humorous)

This might be valid by some degree. Like saying this placing is so imaginary.

14) You are a devil in disguise

15 Words And Phrases Atheists Aren’t Allowed To Use (Humorous)

But Devil wasn’t supposed to exist…

15) You are making my life a living hell

15 Words And Phrases Atheists Aren’t Allowed To Use (Humorous)

Actually, for an Atheist this has the same value as You are making my life a living Heaven.


3|1
54

Most Helpful Girls

  • Very funny. I could add a few others too, lol. I'll have to stop saying good hell all the time, and most likely holy fuck is not appropriate for road rage purposes?

    It's nice to see some humor on here, thanks.

    0|1
    0|0

Most Helpful Guys

  • Although I'm an atheist I do believe in souls. Atheism simply means the lack of belief in any gods. A person could be spiritual and and be an atheist

    0|1
    0|0
  • Being an atheist myself, I liked your humor. Well written.

    0|1
    0|0

Recommended myTakes

Join the discussion

What Girls Said 3

  • This is good lol

    0|1
    0|0
  • nice list :D

    0|1
    0|0
  • cute humor. but very misguided person. i wonder what all of you atheists are gonna do when you see the first demon saluting you in the gates of hell. well you can also go in heaven and me in hell who knows?

    0|0
    1|0

What Guys Said 2

  • "God bless you! (when someone sneezes)"

    I was taught it was because the initial symptoms of the Plague was sneezing, so people basically wished them luck as they ran in the other direction.

    I prefer gesundheit (good health) from German.

    Nice take :)

    1|1
    0|0
  • lol this really makes me laugh !!

    0|1
    0|0

Recommended Questions

Loading...