What my funeral would be like

[lanadelrey25]

Inspired by someone who left a comment on my post saying I'm the type of girl who would plan out her own funeral, yes, yes I am.

1. The casket/coffin!

2. The song that would play:

3. What I'd be wearing!

With LESS cleavage

and this hat

How I want to be carried to my grave:

Au revoir!

[Diversity_Hire]

🤣🤣🤣

Excellent, just absolutely excellent.

[Diversity_Hire]

Why are you not following me back so I can bother you? 🤬

[lanadelrey25]

LOL, I'm just suuper specific about who I follow, it takes a while to earn one from me.

[Diversity_Hire]

I feel you. So, if I'm going to butter you up; do you prefer salted or unsalted? Margarine? Or maybe you have a preference for olive oil?

[lanadelrey25]

Strawberry butter!

[Diversity_Hire]

Is that a thing? Holy shit, I want to be about that life.

[lanadelrey25]

lmao

[Diversity_Hire]

Hey, I'm here in rural Maine, I'm not on the ball with the latest in butter technology.

[lanadelrey25]

I'd love to live in Maine.. lucky

[Diversity_Hire]

Eh, it's home. It's not a cheap place to live, not when compared to the local economy. Still, it's beautiful; winter sucks all the dick, but you learn to live with it.

Winter becomes easier the more expensive the snow removal equipment you can afford lol.

[lanadelrey25]

Anywhere is better than here.

[Diversity_Hire]

Where is here? If I might ask.

[lanadelrey25]

Sweet home Alabama :(

[Diversity_Hire]

Really? I would never have expected that, which explains why you're looking for somewhere else to call home.

[lanadelrey25]

Lmao, I love Maine for real though, the scenery, the weather, the kinds of people that aren't living there in masses... if you know what I mean

[Diversity_Hire]

I may know what you mean, but frankly it could apply to any group here, as no one really exists in large groups. Most major cities have a higher population than our state lol.

It doesn't bother me though, I like living close enough to society to enjoy it's benefits- but far enough away that they can all fuck off. Depending on which side of the bed I wake up on lol.

[lanadelrey25]

Exactly! I mean the *coughs* liberal *coughs* extremists

[Diversity_Hire]

I kind of love you.

[lanadelrey25]

[Diversity_Hire]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yeah, we're getting a lot of people abandoning places like Massachusetts, New York, and New Jersey for Maine; only to vote for the same policies that turned their states to shit.

One day we will be two states, one day Northern Maine will have had enough.

Meanwhile I just want to be left alone lol.

[lanadelrey25]

Damn.. liberals are crazy as shit. Dividing up states like North and South Korea, and we all know the left would be North..

[Diversity_Hire]

Oh Southern Maine is where the liberals have flocked. Northern Maine is more libertarian, I mean they voted for Trump and a Democrat Representative lol.

[lanadelrey25]

I meant whatever side the left chose to dominate, would be like the North part of Korea, communist and dictatorial

[Diversity_Hire]

Oh certainly, it's an eventuality. I mean, look at Detroit, Chicago, Memphis, New York, etc

[lanadelrey25]

RIghto, they are effed up

[Diversity_Hire]

Seriously, it is absolutely beautiful to see a young woman who hasn't been swept away by the left's sway on education.

[lanadelrey25]

Agreed! Oh there is so much you'd like about me then lol

[Diversity_Hire]

🤣🤣

Oh no doubt lol. Ugh, it's worse now that I have kids, one is in 4th grade and the other starts school next year. So I've been seeing just how crazy the schools are, and frankly ours isn't that bad, but it's still a sad state of affairs. Frankly we should abolish the Department of Education lol.

[lanadelrey25]

I'm homeschooled for a reason lol

[Diversity_Hire]

Oh how I wish I was in a position to do that lol.

[Diversity_Hire]

Aww, thanks bby 💜💜💜

[lanadelrey25]

[NYCQuestions1976]

As a Jedi Knight, when the time comes for me to transcend the Force, I want this playing endlessly:

https://www.youtube.com/embed/W1937VEYguI

Of course there also needs to be "balance" as well. So for the "eulogy":

https://www.youtube.com/embed/D7g3RuoreRc

[lanadelrey25]

Good picks lol

[NYCQuestions1976]

Thanks, Elvira Jr.

[DJB72]

As long as at some point the song "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" gets played/sung I'm not bothered about the rest!

[lanadelrey25]

Always look on the bright side of death!

[DJB72]

Just before you draw your terminal breath!

[AmazyingOnlyMe]

Do you all ready have life insurance because all that looks very expensive lol 😂🤣😂🤣😂. Other then that it looks like you plan it all together and I’m old and I don’t even know what will happen with me lol 😂

[menina]

I can't believe you're thinking about your own funeral 😯😯😯😯
This is so creepy...

[Mishthefish]

I love this 😂😂 fighting fire with fire. Coffin looks more comfortable than my bed haha

[alance99]

You are too young to think about your funeral, you have a bright future ahead 🙂😊

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Wow that was sad :( very interesting?

[lanadelrey25]

lol it was funny!

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

@lanadelrey25 Okay lol 👀👍

[Paulychicago10]

Ummmm, why are you thinking of this now?

[lanadelrey25]

I like making lists and planning things.

[Paulychicago10]

Ok. Just checking. Want dinner? Texas roadhouse

[lanadelrey25]

Lol I already had some nasty shit

[Paulychicago10]

What did you have?

[lanadelrey25]

Broccoli cheese noodle bake :(

[Paulychicago10]

Doesn't sound to bad. I would have put some chicken underneath it first

[lanadelrey25]

There was some chicken but it just wasn't very good

[Paulychicago10]

Ah. If I made it, it would have tasted better

[lanadelrey25]

Well duh!

[Paulychicago10]

Lol. Well I just bought me some chicken breast

[lanadelrey25]

Yummy!

[Paulychicago10]

Yes. Very yummy

[Jjpayne]

I see... Interesting 🤔

[Jjpayne]

May lara rest in life :)

[gandolph3]

You will be one sexy cadaver

[lanadelrey25]

That's what I'm talking about

[gandolph3]

You would raise the dead

[lanadelrey25]

I'd raise their dicks that's for sure ;)

[gandolph3]

You always raise mine

[lanadelrey25]

Ahhhh

[gandolph3]

You are sexy

[lanadelrey25]

Thank you

[SuccessfulHornDog]

Sooo Saad

[lanadelrey25]

What? I thought it was funny..

[knight2468]

This an event I wouldn’t go for

[Niya2006]

😭😭😭😭