Saitama vs. Squirrel Girl. Who wins?

[LadyTerror]

Here lie arguably the two most unstoppable characters created in fiction.

Will Saitama's punch be enough to defeat the unbeatable Squirrel Girl?

Or will she obliterate the guy who's a hero for fun?

You decide!

Saitama

Squirrel Girl

Dafuq?

[ObscuredBeyond]

The Bison. Not to be confused with M Bison. He once fought Saitama, and it ended in a draw. They got confused when his punch only succeded in making the Bison sneeze, so they both flew away and pretended like nothing happened.

To defeat him, you have to either unlock KTB privilege, deprive him of oxygen, or trick him and then trap him in another dimension. Which doesn't kill him, it just ticks him off. So with a little help from Dr. Strange, Squirrel Girl and Saitama could render him temporarily irrelevant.

[Piluex]

Not even that, Saitama would be defeated off camera by a bunch of squirels against any logic, for the sake of making a little gag.

[Zorax]

Squirrel Girl, hands down, she never loses, she is like Muhammad Ali of all the superheroes (in his prime).
One-Punch Man can knock out anyone with just one punch, but the problem is - Squirrel Girl is fast enough to evade his punches... and let's not forget that she can summon thousands of squirrels to help her :P

[Waffles731]

Muhammad Ali did lose more than one fight

[Waffles731]

Muhammad Ali, the greatest boxer ever, lost 5 fights during his professional career. Joe Frazier, Ken Norton, Leon Spinks, Larry Holmes and Trever Berbick were the guys to beat him.

[Zorax]

@Waffles731 I know, but not in his prime, besides, he was never knocked out, and his evading skills were incredible, even when he was cornered:

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[LadyTerror]

Not to mention, he beat Superman once ;)

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[Zorax]

Exactly ;)

[ChocoLada]

One Punch Man has only one advantage, stronger punch, but all the other odds are in favor of Squirrel Girl.

[ChocoLada]

Thanks

[DinaM]

Squirrel Girl wins. We don't get to see how she wins, but she wins.

[Femdomina]

I'm sure Squirrel Girl would outwit him, and outmaneuver him.

[Femdomina]

Thanks

[ThisDudeHere]

I only know of the current SJW squirrel girl, I don't know what she originally was. Anywho, I'm rooting for Saitama.

[LadyTerror]

I haven't read her recent series, so I'm not aware of any changes. But she's pretty much a gag character just like Saitama. She's beaten Galactus, Thanos, and some of the most powerful characters (in mostly noon-canon fights written as jokes though)

[ThisDudeHere]

I very highly suggest you go to the youtube channel diversity and comics.

[LadyTerror]

I'll check it out lol

[Piluex]

She was a joke character, stupid powers, stupid name, but still managed to beat thanos and other super powerfull enemies (mostly out of panel) just for the sake of the lols.

[BlueEyesWD]

Anything can happen since they are gag heroes. On one side you have someone who has become incredibly powerful through normal training and beats everyone with a single punch and on the other side we have a low tier superhero who beats everyone with an army of squirrels... in other words they are both insane.

[Piluex]

Yes, but while the point of saitama, is that he's portrayed as this extremely powerful being that can beat anyone, and he always wins on a serious fight, this only really changes in gags, he's normally invulnerable, but for the sake of comedy, he's been shown to be unable to kill a mosquito and that a cat can damage his skin. This mean he's indeed vulnerable if in a gag situation. What is the whole point of squirelgirl? She's a dumb superheroe with lame powers compared to the people she fights, she logically couldn't win, but she does anyway for the sake of a gag where super powerful character gets beaten by a far weaker one. By gag logic, since saitama has the upper hand in any sense and should totally win in a serious fight, the gag fight should end with him inexplicably beaten by a bunch of squirrels, because otherwise there's no gag.

[MrMysteryMan]

Did you hear Squirrel girl is getting a movie or some shit?

[LadyTerror]

Yeah. A TV show. New Warriors

[MrMysteryMan]

*SMH

[RedThread]

I'd beat them both even without the use of my arms or legs.

[LadyTerror]

I believe in you!

[RedThread]

My brain power reigns supreme!

[CasaNorba]

Saitama all the way!

this dude takes out monsters literally bigger than Godzilla out with just one single punch

[Flimsy_Ginger]

yeah but what if he can't hit her?

[CasaNorba]

@Flimsy_Ginger judging by what he is able to do in the anime I don't think he needs to touch her in order to cause damage

[Flimsy_Ginger]

Yeah but the point of Squirrel Girl is she always wins, so she probably can avoid any damage he puts out and still land hits.

[CasaNorba]

@Flimsy_Ginger if that's the case then this battle is pointless. every character has to have some type of weakness

[Piluex]

Funny comming from a saitama fan.

[007ziek]

Saitama wouldn't even have to actually fight, he could destroy a planet if he wanted to lol.

[LadyTerror]

Well Squirrel Girl's beaten a character that eats planets ;)

[007ziek]

Touche 😆

[jesusnicolas97]

Squirrel Girl is unstoppable what? Fuck nah Saitama's gonna win for sure

[LadyTerror]

She did defeat some of the most powerful characters in the Marvel universe lol

[SystemOfTheMachine]

Yeah but Lobo defeated Superman and I'm sure Deadpool defeated a bunch of tough superheroes. I wouldn't know because I have never read Deadpool. That's why I don't like superhero universes because they can make these extremely overpowered joke characters and cut off balance between characters. I still like batman though. I don't like batman that much necessarily but the villains he fights have extremely interesting personalities.

[TatyanaTheEmpress]

Saitama wouldn't stand a chance, go Squirrel Girl, she would beat him up, girl power ;)

[DarklordOdin]

They'd probably both just call it quits and go out drinking with each other.

[Waffles731]

Squirrel Girl, no one beats Squirrel Girl

[DonkeyRick69]

She once beat thanos

[Waffles731]

@DonkeyRick69 That's because no one beats Squirrel Girl

[Phoenix98]

Squirrel Girl obviously.

Keep in mind I have no fucking clue what's happening.

[naraku]

Saitama gives her that bored look of his and squirrel girl calls it quits.

[abc3643]

How is it that you get rated by G@G administrators as an Influencer yet are asking such stupid questions as this?

[SnowHearth]

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[abc3643]

@SnowHearth https://youtu.be/QbnINBLXM6M

[LadyTerror]

I was rated as one long ago when I used to post a series of takes. I don't even log in as much anymore now

[Deathcore_Rulez_D00d]

No idea who Squirrel Girl is so I'm going to go with One Punch Man.

[Piluex]

Squirelgirl is what most saitama fans want him to be, a gag character. She's a heroe with pretty lame powers, but somehow manages to beat enemies way out of her league against any logic, just for the sake of making a gag. She once beat thanos with just a bunch of squirels. By gag logic, saitama should meet a similar fate, since logically speaking he has the upper hand. We know saitama should be able to win any serious fight, but we also know he's been shown to stop being so unbeatable if in a gag situation. For the sake of gags, we've seen saitama being unable to kill a single mosquito, and getting hurt by a cat. Wich means Squirelgirl should be able to take him downn for the sake of the lols.

[KnightCross]

i only know Saitama, never heard of Squirrel girl.

If a show had been produced these days, she could beat him because the media is too much PC with a feminist agenda

[Piluex]

She'd win anyway, people like to say that saitama always wins because he's a gag character, but Squirrelgirl is no short in that department, she's a gag character with the amazing ability to take down foes she logically shouldn't be able to, out of pannel of course. She's against thanos, a being superior to her in any way possible? Oh wait, she launched a bunch of squirels to him, now he's defeated, somehow. By gag logic, a Saitama vs Squirelgirl match should go in a similar fashion, Saitama's totally able to wreck her and there's no way she wins, there's a short camera break and now Saitama's defeated, somehow.

[LadyTerror]

@Piluex well the same idea applies to Saitama. Logically, Batman should be stronger than him because he's trained a lot more than Saitama. But you don't see him destroying meteors with a punch. It's kinda hard to know the winner when you're comparing two gag characters.

[Piluex]

Yes, but the point of saitama, is that he's portrayed as this extremely powerful being that can beat anyone, and he always wins on a serious fight, this only changes in gags, he's normally invulnerable, but for the sake of comedy, he's not able to kill a mosquito and a cat can damage his skin. This mean he's indeed vulnerable if in a gag situation. What id the whole point of squirelgirl? She's a dumb superheroe with lame powers compared to the people she fights, she logically couldn't win, but she does anyway for the sake of a gag where super powerful character gets beaten by a far weaker one. By gag logic, since saitama has the upper hand in any sense and should totally win in a serious fight, the gag fight should end with him inexplicably beaten by a bunch of squirrels, because otherwise there's no gag.

[LadyTerror]

@Piluex you're right about that

[TheLivingMeme]

Saitama. Because he kills everything with one punsh. Otherwise he would not be the one punsh man. And he also is fast af.

[Bosnamam]

Squirrel girl effortlessly wins, dont ask VSbattle questions on this site, people are actually terrible power scalers.

[Dio_Brando]

Squirrel girl NO COMPETITION

[meganthemenace]

Only Saitamas I know and like are the Seibu Lions team.

[Snare8617]

She'd probably win by going for the nuts (no pun intended😂). Lol but honestly though, she's beaten Thanos, she easily wins