You should try to get married on Halloween. You can wonder about how many producers she fucked to get in those movies. Did she play the monster with not a lot of makeup? Is she fucked up in the head for being in the movies? Has she moved from horror to porn? Don't have any mirrors in your house. Buy a lot of garlic. Get some holy water, a cross, wooden stakes and a hammer. Get some silver bullets for your gun. Hope she does not sleep all day and only come out at night. Become friends with Catholic priest and a old Gypsy lady fortune teller. Make sure she does not have a ski mask. Hope she does not play with Ouja boards and an invisible friend named " Uncle Howdy". Don't play the songs " Bad Moon a Risen" or " Werewolves of London" it set her off.
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