C: It was simply called "Chucks", but they had to change it due to a lawsuit from another store called Chucks. It was a brothel. The other Chuck's probably should've called themselves Chuck's F*ck and Suck, but they weren't that clever. Before Chuck;s was there, there was that arcade with the ring toss game, Huck's Chuck and Luck. That shotgun store, Tuck's Buck and Duck. That bird meat food store, Puck's Duck and Yuck. And finally, that stupid coffee place, Star's Bucks and Bux.
Again, though... Baneposting will ALWAYS be better! (for you.)
The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
"Bart's Fart and Shart" isn't funny because "Shart" possesses a "h" that wasn't present in the original "Seed", so it'd really be "Bart's Fart and Sart" which doesn't make any sense.
@siseñor what's funny is a mod moved it to the Other category before an admin decided to take the question down because it wasn't in the Sexuality topic. if the mod did their job competently, i wouldn't have lost 7 xper points
