Do you know the Man From Natnucket?

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This question was inspired by @Daniela1982 and @OlderAndWiser. There have been limericks written about a fictional Man From Nantucket. The one I think of is
"There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who had a penis so long he could suck it,
He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin,
If my ear was a cunt I would f*ck it"
Can you write your own?

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Right after I asked this question I thought it would be lame but there have been some treally good responses. Thanks for the effort everyone.

[Lliam]

There once was a man from Nantucket
When he came he could fill up a bucket
When the ladies he knew learned what his cock could do
They were hungry to come by and suck it

[exitseven]

excellent 😂😂😂😂

[Jamie05rhs]

Bro, that's disgusting.
That is not how the rhyme goes. 🤦

[exitseven]

please enlighten us

[Jamie05rhs]

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.

[exitseven]

@Jamie05rhs pretty funny. Thanks for playing.

[Jamie05rhs]

@exitseven I didn't make it up. That is the original rhyme. Lol

[Daniela1982]

Never heard that version before.

[Jamie05rhs]

@Daniela1982 Really? Wow.

[Jamie05rhs]

Thanks for the MHO!

[SaoirseS]

I don’t know the man from Nantucket but I do know
There once was a hooker named Sue
Who filled her vagina with glue
She said with a grin
If they pay to get in
They’ll pay to get out of it too.

[Daniela1982]

That could get sticky.

[Charliefretz329]

Lmao 🤣 awesome

[DonkeyDan]

There was a young man from NantucketWho'd always wank in a bucketHis neighbour walked in while he was pulling his pinAnd now gets his neighbour to suck it

[DonkeyDan]

GaG always screwing with my formatting.

[DonkeyDan]

There was a young man from Nantucket

It always wank in a bucket

His neighbour walked in in while he was pulling his pin

And now gets his neighbour to suck it

[exitseven]

very good.

[AviatorTom]

There was a young lady named Trill
Who tried dynamite sticks for a thrill
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And bits of her tits in Brazil

I wonder how long this post will stay up...

[exitseven]

Too funny

[PrettyPriya]

Nothing in violation in the question or opinion. That is just the way I am viewing it.

[exitseven]

@PrettyPriya Thanks for the info.

[Daniela1982]

Mine was similar.

[Fireguy17]

No, but I did hear that Nantucket just passes an ordinance that allowed all their beaches to be topless now, bringing them one step closer to being true to the limericks.

[exitseven]

yes, I just posted a question about that.

[Daniela1982]

There once was a lame girl named Sue,
who had nothing better to do,
Than to sit on the stairs,
counting her cunt hairs
one thousand six hundred and two.

[Charliefretz329]

I knew that one. There was an old man named Dave who kept a dead whore in his cave she smelt like shit and had only one tit but think of the money he saved!

[Charliefretz329]

There was a young lady from wheeling who had a peculiar feeling, so she laid on her back and tickled her crack and pissed all over the ceiling

[Daniela1982]

There once was a lady from Thistle
whose mouth would not pucker to whistle
so he lifted her dress
gave her panties a press
and the whistle came out of her pistle.

[Charliefretz329]

😂 nice!!! Never heard that one!

[BarryLiverstone]

I don’t know him

[exitseven]

I met him years ago when I was out there. He had a lot of good stories.

[BarryLiverstone]

Ha ha I think you are kidding tho

[exitseven]

No- he was bigger than life.

[TrueConfection]

No, can't say I do. 👀