What musical instrument do you get to play in Hell?

[purplepoppy]

Here in sunny wales it's common to learn the harp at school. It doesn't help you get a job but ups your chances of getting into heaven if your good at fingering.

But what about Hell? What instrument do they give you to play downstairs?

[RavVid]

Maybe the hell folk are good at fingering things other than harps and fingering harps was just the starting point of their slide to hell?

Can I nominate bagpipes played badly as number 1.

Second any mournful down beat instrument. I'd say the organ. Not so obvious as bagpipes so I have to explain.

The organ can be truly mournful with a dirge. Plus it would remind us we are in hell because we didn't go to church enough. A double devilish whammy I think.

Third choice the bugle playing the Last Post and no prospect of Reveille

[Jaximus-Lion]

This instrument

Or any instrument that is similar

[PBandJ_Nerd]

Only thing I can think of is those pianos with the huge pipes on them. Like what Blitz was playing in Moxxie's hallucination song.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/lpmhfTHfRQM

[purplepoppy]

They're pipe organs

[PBandJ_Nerd]

Ah ok. Helluva Boss is a good cartoon by the way if you've never watched it (it's for adults only).

[SaoirseS]

Bagpipes, and the only song played is Amazing Grace. If you hear I've gone to jail, it will be for shooting a bagpiper playing Amazing Grace.

[Mansearching]

Understandable. Thats only song some people know that can be played on them.

[Nikki1989]

Drums

[Mansearching]

If played right they're not so bad.

[Constatine]

Lol 🤣😂 a bagpipe. Those things sound like hell so they belong there..

[SaoirseS]

Tell me about it! I was at a burial this morning and had to listen to a lone bagpiper playing Amazing Grace. As he was playing, I was imagining having a rifle, and calculating how to shoot the bagpipes without injuring the piper or bystanders.

[Constatine]

@SaoirseS 🤣😂🤣😂yeah that sound has nothing to do with grace... 👍. I hope in your mind all that pipes are shot...

[virtualwasp]

drums, any instrument that the neighbors hate.

[AviatorTom]

The Devil gives you a bugle. Used to be a trumpet, but that didn't work because the flames burned your fingers off. Bugle has no valves.

[exitseven]

I bet people play the trumpet in hell but they do it very badly

[Iron_Man]

Charlie Daniels song the Devil went down to Georgia

[YesterdaysChild]

They will play the Xylophone which is made out of dry, roasted bones.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/-QtMVhC2MhA

[Sparkie460]

It's not an instrument but probably striking matches to keep the fire going

[Bricealan]

Hey hold it right there... Purple! I played the Accordion in junior high! Well, ur right, it was hell back then!

[lightbulb27]

tiny violins... and they never stop and are out of tune.

[Fireguy17]

I'm hoping for an accordion or Barry sax but it will probably be a flute or piccolo, God forbid it will be a harp.

[ChicoFromThe305]

Your esophagus from all the screaming you'll be doing in agony, you'll be playing the AAAAAAAAAA note and the PLEASE GIVE ME SOME WATER note.

[petera1987]

I agree with Saoirse - bagpipes. The worst-sounding musical instrument ever devised by man.

[Mansearching]

I agree the accordion is most annoying. Can only hear "Lady of Spain" so many times...😱

[Staximus]

The devil plays an out of tune fiddle. Haven't you ever heard "the devil went down to Georgia"?

[MaxUsefull]

In hell there are no instruments, everyone is too busy seeing their own sins and listening to the symphony of hellish screams

[electromagnetic]

I hope I get to play the pipe 🤤

[Kristierose]

I want to play the cannon they use in par

[douride2]

I always thought it would be the bagpipes.

[Theodora00]

A Microphone forced to sing.

[Mansearching]

Lol...