Do you think Everything Everywhere All At Once movie is overrated?

[chiquita]

I have seen recommendations and so many good comments about the movie but after I watched it I dont understand the hype. What do you think?

[ThrobbingMeat]

Well, my dear Chiquita, it seems your cinematic taste buds were left unsatisfied by the Everything Everywhere All At Once cinematic feast. This film, often hailed as the ecstatic ejaculation ejector of storytelling, might have failed to stimulate your particular love muscle. Some viewers find the film's multidimensional madness a sensually salutary experience, an erotic elongation of cinematic boundaries, while others, like yourself, could be left wondering if it's just an overblown pocket rocket.

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[V_Injector]

This is a writing masterpiece.

[Siri137]

@V_Injector It's more like a school essay, and just as boring.

[ThrobbingMeat]

@Siri137 I agree the other time he said it was a masterpiece was more truthful.

Question: Thoughts on the rise of the far right in Europe?
Why Europe has started to lean right and how much mass illegal immigration has contributed to this?

Opinion removed: "You might think a guy who spends his entire life locked up in his mom's basement would know all about politics, given the amount of trolling I do. And you'd be wrong. Very wrong.

I'll tell you, there's nothing funnier than watching those psycholesbians squirm when I start talking about me dicking down my mom. Their egos are as fragile as my dick in my hand, which, speaking of whores, reminds me - did I tell you guys about that one time I got my mom pregnant while she was passed out drunk? Never mind that, as me dicking my mom never happened, because that would be weird.

Let me break it down for ya though, Europe is leaning right because they finally realized that letting in millions of refugees and migrants is not the smartest thing to do, it's like voting for a born again Christian fundie who you know for a fact is lying about something. But just as you can't un-vote for said douchebag once he starts preaching against fags and feminists, they can't kick out millions of refugees who might start blowing themselves up if they so much as whisper a negative word about Islam. Allahu ackbar motherfuckers!

And I get that; it's tough to sit here and criticize the fine people of Europe when my country, the United States of Donkeycocks is going to great lengths to keep an entire segment of its population -women- down with Trump's pussy-grabbing shenanigans regarding abortion laws and all the rest of it. At times, it feels a whole lot better to imagine a mom letting herself and her unborn baby die rather than get help; it feels like sweet sweet revenge. One more dead meatbag to sniff in victory, which also never happened, because me dicking my mom would be weird.

[ThrobbingMeat]

Ahem! Sorry bout that... Anyways, before some dyke discovers I snuck my way onto this site again despite efforts from moderators due to my phallic shaped head (which usually slips past attempts by mods), let me leave @D_Bone_Steak with a thought; maybe if we gave everyone in the world a nice, big hug at the same time - yes, even some Muslim refugees arrested for a pillow fight, as I feel my dick growing when I talk of this subject matter due to Freudian reasons given the attention I received from my mother and Bible stories involving someone else trying to do just as Jesus proclaimed for them to do to an innocent man, that instead of hugging him he crucified the poor man! Forgive my errors for I know not what the hell I type at times due to a born again Christian fundie who you know for a fact is lying about something.

And maybe in some weird, nazi spectrum reich, terrorists won't kill anyone anymore... As likely though as I won't feel embarrassed whilst not walking around with pink stripper heels, a strap-on dildo and a pink wig. Which me, someone who enjoys butt-raping women and smelling Hillary's purple corncob on a jew-burning nightstand aka me dicking my mom's feces, never happened, because as horrible as people think rape by dick is, me dicking my mom never happened, because that would be weird."

[ThrobbingMeat]

Let's see if I or @_pig_droppings_ get frozen sooner. I posted this masterpiece 4 times before on various accounts, I modified unicode characters to not be detected with any "r***" words by AI incorporated into this site, still they all got banned. Yeah words like "tоrrеnt" and "niggеr" are normally turned automatically to "t******" and "n*****".

[V_Injector]

I remember these posts... I just got one removed that I really liked recently...
Post: Do you believe in love?

Your Opinion removed:

Infatuation gets mistaken as love by many emotionally immature individuals... both males and females.

Think about it... you can love your parents, your kids, some random scientist, or a youtuber and there is no sexual thing involved there.

Yet you'll see it time and time again. They'll be highly sexually attracted to a person and then they'll call it love like an absolute retard.

Sorry whamen, I'm about to pick on you a bit
Take women that are about a 4 out of 10, but think they're a 10 out of 10 simply because they have sex with 10 out of 10 men. They fail to realize that their rating isn't who they can get to have sex with them (which is more like a man), but who they can get to genuinely commit to her in a relationship. Even a fat chick with tiddies pointing in different directions as well as their eyes can get some dick... while a man born with the male equivalent of flaws better make a lot of money to get a woman at all.

I know I digressed a bit there, but I just wanted to shout that argument out. I will tie it into the original question like this... The whamen's infatuation with the really hot men make them confuse the sexual attention for love as well as their rank amongst other women. (If a woman speaks up to say she's not like that, STFU, I'm not talking about you, you're special and thanks for reminding us you're a NAWALT... you fucking 'Pick-me') I'm saying her judgement about the other man is going to me insanely more correct if the man is on her level. Otherwise, she will be prone to fall for some bullshitery, just like a dork paying some hawt chick online for her butthole pictures on lonelyfans.

[ThrobbingMeat]

@V_Injector no love is as real as some good fentanyl though.

[V_Injector]

I honestly think we only get reported when we get some mod "hate following" us around, and just looking for shit to report. The average normie doesn't have the reading ability to even read what we write. Or if they try, their eyes roll back into their heads before they make it to the second paragraph.

[CheeseMonster]

I loved it, but I love the genre and went in with no expectations. It is a great movie, but it's not for everyone. There's plenty of great movies I probably wouldn't appreciate. Heck, I didn't like the LotR trilogy when I first watched it. I thought interstellar was just good.

[FreyaRed]

I stop watching 9 of 10 series after first episode or I don't even watch the first episode to the end. This happens when """The message""" is more important than content created for obviously lobotomized viewership who won't notice massive logic errors. Most recommendations are just paid promotion and lot of comments are that either or created by bots

[Siri137]

I've never heard of it before. Where can I find it?

[strateguy632]

the story did not flow from place to place. too bumpy and inconsistent. like mindless shooting.

[TheSpaceGnome]

Haven't seen it, don't know what its about, and haven't even heard of it until you said something. So I'd not say overrated so much as its obscure/niche?

[AngryCarl]

Full disclosure: I haven't seen the movie you're referring to. That said, the bar for a critically acclaimed movie is pretty low now, with 99% of movie production being AI-written franchise s***.

[supercutebutt]

It was a suckfest. But Oppenheimer was also vastly overrated.

[Nikki1989]

Almost all modern movies are vastly overrated, including this one.

[ChiTown33]

Yes. I don't get why it won an award I thought it was pretty bad actually.

[shortster]

I enjoyed it. I think that maybe it was cast as too much of an action drama; but was more of an action comedy.

[Imsmurter1]

I liked it the first two times I saw it but on the third time I got bored with it. I like parts of it but as an overall movie it's plunky.

[Bobby88t]

No its a very good movie and i have seen several times

[OddBeMe]

Most everything is…thanks to advertisers.

(Me dying inside)

[Smashingdoozy]

I thought it was a really good movie.

[Iron_Man]

Depends on the Movie