Would you rather have a promiscuous daughter or a stoner son?

Guru Age: 23

**Promiscuous daughter or stoner son? Which would you choose?**

The stoner son would end up living in your basement for decades. The promiscuous daughter would move out at age 16. Which would you rather have? VOTE!

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MikeInHawaii Follow
Xper 6 Age: 59

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The promiscuous daughter might actually get knocked up and want to live in the basement. The stoner son would get an eviction notice for his 18th birthday.
I really wouldn’t want either one. If the promiscuous daughter could at least be a little selective in who she sleeps with, she could turn in into a positive career move, maybe even the vice presidency.

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- supercutebutt
  
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  You think Marjorie Taylor Greene has VP potential? Despite her divorce and constant cheating?
  
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- MikeInHawaii
  
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  Who even mentioned her?
  
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- supercutebutt
  
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  You sorta did cuz of the VP thing.
  
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- MikeInHawaii
  
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  I never considered Marjorie Taylor Greene for Veep. I’ve never heard anyone mention her.
  
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- supercutebutt
  
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  She would be your dream, though.
  
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I mean, at least the daughter will give me grandkids. Men go homeless, and women get a boyfriend. So I know some guy will pay her bills.

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- supercutebutt
  
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  Be sure to vote!
  
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- MikeInHawaii
  
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  Women may not get boyfriends to avoid homelessness. They get babydaddies and then I pay for Welfare, EBT, Section Eight, Day Care Assistance…
  
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- Opinion Owner
  
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  @MikeInHawaii It is not ideal. I prefer her to go to college. But I cannot control my kids, and I do not want them to resist me.
  
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Guardian45 Follow
Guru Age: 49

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Not that I like EITHER choice, but I would LOSE MY MIND and go on KILLING SPREE, if I had a promiscuous daughter who left home at 16.

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- supercutebutt
  
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  Even if so many neighborhood gentlemen were enjoying her talents?
  
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- Guardian45
  
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  Guess who my trail of DBs would comprise?
  
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bananathunder Follow
Guru Age: 34

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stoner son... hopefully he becomes too lazy to knock a girl up lol

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- MikeInHawaii
  
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  Love it!
  
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AsaKyo Follow
Yoda Age: 22

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Both would annoy me, but I guess the stoner son if I have absolutely no choice in the matter

I'd want neither in reality, though

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twotone54 Follow
Xper 3 Age: 57

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Because if my daughter was promiscuous like that I'd be in jail for beating her boy toys

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msc545 Follow
Master Age: 37

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Stoner son. We could get high together!

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- supercutebutt
  
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  But with a promiscuous daughter, you could be her cameraman and go into business together.
  
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- msc545
  
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  too incestuous
  
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- supercutebutt
  
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  But you'd be swapping spit with your son if you are sharing dope.
  
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Debbie14217 Follow
Explorer Age: 20

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daughter

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- Kelly6
  
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  me daughter too
  
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Kelly6 Follow
Master Age: 40

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daughter

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