Would you rather have a promiscuous daughter or a stoner son?

[supercutebutt]

Promiscuous daughter or stoner son? Which would you choose?

The stoner son would end up living in your basement for decades. The promiscuous daughter would move out at age 16. Which would you rather have? VOTE!

Stoner son!

Promiscuous daughter!

[MikeInHawaii]

The promiscuous daughter might actually get knocked up and want to live in the basement. The stoner son would get an eviction notice for his 18th birthday.

I really wouldn’t want either one. If the promiscuous daughter could at least be a little selective in who she sleeps with, she could turn in into a positive career move, maybe even the vice presidency.

[supercutebutt]

You think Marjorie Taylor Greene has VP potential? Despite her divorce and constant cheating?

[MikeInHawaii]

Who even mentioned her?

[supercutebutt]

You sorta did cuz of the VP thing.

[MikeInHawaii]

I never considered Marjorie Taylor Greene for Veep. I’ve never heard anyone mention her.

[supercutebutt]

She would be your dream, though.

[Anonymous]

I mean, at least the daughter will give me grandkids. Men go homeless, and women get a boyfriend. So I know some guy will pay her bills.

[supercutebutt]

Be sure to vote!

[MikeInHawaii]

Women may not get boyfriends to avoid homelessness. They get babydaddies and then I pay for Welfare, EBT, Section Eight, Day Care Assistance…

[Opinion Owner]

@MikeInHawaii It is not ideal. I prefer her to go to college. But I cannot control my kids, and I do not want them to resist me.

[Daniela1982]

Son as you don't have to raise his son for him as you might your daughter.

[Guardian45]

Not that I like EITHER choice, but I would LOSE MY MIND and go on KILLING SPREE, if I had a promiscuous daughter who left home at 16.

[supercutebutt]

Even if so many neighborhood gentlemen were enjoying her talents?

[Guardian45]

Guess who my trail of DBs would comprise?

[AnonAndrew]

Promiscuous daughter of course.

Being a stoner is bad for you both physically and mentally.

When a women is promiscuous it's good for her mental health, and a sign of good character and a healthy sexuality.

[bananathunder]

stoner son... hopefully he becomes too lazy to knock a girl up lol

[MikeInHawaii]

Love it!

[AsaKyo]

Both would annoy me, but I guess the stoner son if I have absolutely no choice in the matter

I'd want neither in reality, though

[twotone54]

Because if my daughter was promiscuous like that I'd be in jail for beating her boy toys

[msc545]

Stoner son. We could get high together!

[supercutebutt]

But with a promiscuous daughter, you could be her cameraman and go into business together.

[msc545]

too incestuous

[supercutebutt]

But you'd be swapping spit with your son if you are sharing dope.

[Ilovekebabs]

I choose pormicuous daughter because the other is worse

[Kelly6]

daughter

[Debbie14217]

daughter

[Kelly6]

me daughter too