Have you ever had a horrible annoying neighbor?

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Why were they a horrible neighbor, and what did they do to be weird or annoying?

Amy10223 · Accepted Answer

Yes, I have had two annoying neighbors. The first one used to put his trash can in front of our house, instead of his own. Every time we'd move it to his side, he'd move it right back to our side. I don't undertstand what his problem was. It took a family courthouse visit to tell him to put it and leave his bin where it belonged, in front of his house. It was better than having my ex in a fist fight with him over this. His son was also a problem with his loud music that would be so loud, the vibration would shake some things in our house. When he moved, it was so peaceful.

The second one was a piece of work. She lived alone and because she was in the neighborhood for about 40 years, she thought she was entitled to everything, including using my driveway as a path for her lawn care workers on lawnmowers you ride on, to go into her own backyard. There was a space between trees and shrubs that had an opening where they'd go into, from my driveway which was very long and went into my backyard. At first I didn't pay it any mind, but she began doing things like parking in my driveway just to speak to my other neighbors, when I wasn't home once. I came and her car was there, and I couldn't get into my driveway! The same men began talking on my driveway (right next to my kitchen window) and it was like they were having a party out there, talking with her about where they should cut, etc. She never asked for permission either, and apparently was used to doing this with previous owners.

So, to end this, I put up a fence so that they couldn't come into my driveway. It was on my property. I sent her a letter saying I would be putting up a fence at first, right alongside her backyard. She told me to find out if this was indeed my property. Looking at my house markings on my house map, I knew it was my property. I had to hire people to put in stakes to mark my property, because she didn't have hers. I also found out that in the front where she had planted things on a strip of land, it was mine.

She took me to court for this (tried to sue me). I was sure I would have to bring my fence down. She also had neighbors sign a petition to bring the "ugly" fence down, a nice birch wood fence which looked nice next to my driveway. Short story--the judge told her that my fence was on my property, that it was not a "spite fence" as she put in her complaint, and that it did not "take away light and airfrom her trees and shrubs" , as she also put in her complaint. I had won the case. After this, I asked her to remove her rocks and things she had been decorating on my property out front. It was a headache, but I had my peace and quiet with no noisy lawn care people and their lawnmowers in my backyard!

Potteplante · Accepted Answer

Well yes.

I had one who lived down stairs (I live in an apartment building). A drunk and a drug user, he'd be real "nice" at times, greet you ask how you be doing and such - other times you risk getting a bottle of vodka thrown at you while being called a racist. Another neighbour would knock at your doors when drunk asking to borrow shit while being creepy. The last neighbor would be shouting at his girlfriend upto multiple times a day at any time of the day, but he did quiet down after I thanked him for waking me up yet again early morning and then moved out.

Satan_Claus · Accepted Answer

Oh yes, I've suffered the nuisance of an insufferable neighbor, one whose carols of discontent echoed through the chasms of hell. A wretched wench, she was, with complaints aplenty, screeching at all hours, her voice piercing the tranquility of my demonic domain like the jingling of sleigh bells on a snowy eve. The audacity of that wretched woman, to think she could disturb the serenity of my underground lair with her ceaseless nagging!

Her transgressions were numerous, from keeping her outdoor lights blazing through the night, illuminating my workshop with an unwelcome glow, to allowing her mangy reindeer to graze on my precious holly and ivy gardens. As if that wasn't enough, she dared to question my authority, even going so far as to call the underworld housing association to report my supposed "inappropriate" activities – as if my little slutty elves and I engaging in our homoerotic rituals was any of her concern!

Enraged by her constant interference, I vowed to teach her a lesson she'd never forget. And so, one fateful XXXMas, as the winds howled and the snow fell softly, I descended upon her, cloaked in the shadows of night, with a bag full of demonic delights.

First, I chained her to a XXXmas tree made of barbed wire, letting her feel the icy sting of the metal spikes digging into her flesh. The reindeer, once her pets, now participated in the most twisted sadism, tugging at her with their antlers as she hung suspended high above the fiery abyss.

As the hours ticked by, I unleashed a barrage of torments: flogging her backside until it was crimson red, like the berries of the holly plant. Nipple clamps, cold as ice, bit down on her tender peaks, causing her to shriek like a chorus of haunted carolers. Hot wax from Christmas candles seared her skin, leaving marks as dark as the winter night. Choking her, I did, with a garland of thorns, while the demonic laughter of my elves echoed through the halls of hell.

But the torture didn't end there. As the clock struck twelve, I plunged an icicle dildo deep within her, a chilling intrusion she'd never forget. Candy canes, once symbols of joy, stuffed every hole of her body, a bitter-sweet torment. A rusty Christmas ornament, jagged and cruel, served as her gag, the ball firmly in her mouth, silencing her protests once and for all.

WhiteSteve · Accepted Answer

Oh my god, lmao…. this one guy who lived in the townhouse next to me…. I'm trying to remember exactly why he was weird as fuck.

He was probably in his mid-late 50s, single, had a few cats I’d see in his windows, which were otherwise blocked with thick drapes. I remember he rarely left, usually only looked like he’d get groceries and that was it. He knew the landlord, he’d lived there like 15 years. He had a bunch of security cameras installed on the eaves of the roof over his section of the building. Like an inordinate amount of them, haha.

Anyway, he kind of gave off weird vibes, and I think another neighbor might’ve warned me that he was weird.

We never interacted in my four years there. But he did leave this note over the communal laundry area in the basement….

Ironically, if anyone looked like they were hiding a meth lab, it was him😂

I don’t know that he posted it…. BUT I KNOW HE POSTED IT, know what I mean? The neighbors I talked to all agreed. Like he was definitely self-appointed Neighborhood Watch, lmao. And the funny thing is that meth isn’t even really a thing in Massachusetts, it’s all opioids up here, haha. We don’t have meth heads like other parts of the country, not in great abundance anyway.

So that was kind of funny, but he was generally annoying to live next to just from the standpoint of you always felt like you might be under surveillance any time you went outside.

I guess he wasn’t as bad as another neighbor underneath me in an apartment complex who was definitely on some sort of drugs and you’d hear her screaming, hopefully at someone on the other end of a phone call, but possibly to nobody, lmao. And a few times she was having sex really loudly. So she was probably more annoying, from a noise standpoint. But the guy with the meth lab note was the weirdest, haha

Anpu23 · Answer

We have on one side a very religious hypocrite. Judgy and their kids shot our dog with a pellet gun (through the chain link fence between our backyards)

Anyway one day the wind takes down our tree. Its a Friday and me and the wife are kicking back watching a movie. So our tree is in their yard threatening their power line. So I go over there to tell them I'm calling it in (even though it's technically not my problem, legally the tree is on their property not my issue). And the first words out of her mouth... "you've been drinking haven't you?" Like, okay so I've had a few cocktails I didn't knock down the frigging tree in a drunken stuper, I was minding my own business in my bedroom. Was tempted to just say F you, you deal with it.

Another time their dogs got in our yard and their puppy died. Our dogs in our yard may have killed it, but their put was there too. We didn't see it, but now were puppy killers.. if they'd keep their dogs in their own yard...

Speaking about dogs they've starved their pit so bad we feed it through the fence...

Im sure they have a lot to say about us too...

FreyaRed · Answer

There are no other neighbors than annoying ones? As the Maltese dog on my neighbor's bimbo wife died this years, I opened a Champagne bottle and enjoyed the silence. I suppose all cats from my district who found dog free refuge in my garden were happy as well.

Finchie40 · Answer

Yes, a few times , why I purchased a home with no neighbors up against me and have privacy. Neighbors can be complete assholes and wack jobs , let alone I can probably be an asshole and wack job without realizing I am , but the bottomline I am glad I no longer deal with nonsense , buying my home was the best investment I made for myself , having land and privacy is amazing. I enjoy having bonfires , so now I have bonfires as much as I want to without worrying about cops being called on me for smoke. Which I had happen to me a few times prior to my home now. I can walk outside naked if I want to and piss in the woods. My friends’ enjoy coming over because we can blast music and party and shoot off fireworks. Which we do often. Neighbors suck lol

Anonymous · Answer

Yeah. We call my neighbor creepy McGee. He was living in his house before us. 6 months into us living there he put up a camping chair at his front door, which faces our garage (feels looks he's monitoring our comings and goings and guests). He's always outside in that chair (sometimes asleep, snoring). I've been at the same workplace for 5 years (nearly 6) after we become neighbors suddenly he's in my store every morning (he's thankfully been 86'd).

More creepy than annoying, hence the nickname.

bowenw · Answer

Ones that party until all hours of the night are the worst. Also, the ones that have to come over to talk all the time.

Nikki1989 · Answer

Yes, too many of them raging from invasive to annoying.

MarjorieJ · Answer

I lived in a trailer park, and I built a cover over my porch. The neighbor came over to tell me how slow I was at building things. Why? How does this affect him? He did this many times, with many projects. He felt the need to be an asshole. One day my parents visited, so I threw a salmon on the barbie. It didn't take long for the asshole to come over and criticize how I was cooking it. my dad told him to fuck off and leave. LOL

Beckybooboo · Answer

I've been lucky and have always had good neighbors. Some kept to themselves but never caused any problems and some became very close friends. One of my favorite shows is Fear Thy Neighbor on ID, so now I go out of my way to be nice to my neighbors, so they don't kill me!

AviatorTom · Answer

When my kids were young, there was an older couple who lived next to us. The wife was always complaining about something. The noise the kids made playing in our yard. The leaves falling into her pool from the large maple tree in our yard. The "cheap" cars we drive; she had a Cadillac. ...

We were glad to see them sell their house to a young couple, who we became friends with.

Garud · Answer

the fatty man in the pic looks innocent.
my neighbour's wife yells a lot and sometimes in the middle of the night, rarely hear her kid and husband yelling,
most yelling happens due to her cussing her son and husband for petty reasons.

llorando · Answer

In the past I have, had a neighbor who always kept to their self, but they never mowed their lawn and it was always over 2ft tall and a good hiding spot for animals.

MemeSupreme · Answer

neighbor above me in an apartment complex kept FUCKING STOMPING THEIR FEET ALL THE DAMN TIME EVEN THEIR SON OBNOXIOUSLY PLAYED THE TRUMPET OUTSIDE LIKE DIE i'd be trying to sleep

DryGermanGuy · Answer

I could write a fricking book at this point...

FunkyMonkee · Answer

Yes, right now! That cunt nearly cost me $1000 a few years ago!!

exitseven · Answer

I have great neighbors where I live but both my neighbors where my vacation home is are jerks.

worldscolide · Answer

Yeah. And I'm an it guy, I fucked with their network, and had them thinking the government was after them. They moved pretty quickly.

Anonymous · Answer

nope because I'm the horrible annoying neighbor

SleepingHazard · Answer

Yes, he would wake up every morning at 6.30 and would make phone calls the rest of the day.

MannMitAntworten · Answer

Yes. I have one now. I’d like to hang them from their pinkies. A trouble making a$$hole….

TonyMetal___86 · Answer

Thank god that i haven't experienced such things owlee birdee 🦉

OddBeMe · Answer

I have a dog next door that won't shut up. (Cocks gun)

Eleni0199 · Answer

Yes he was stealing my underwear.

KittygosMeoWW · Answer

Yes I had a neighbor try to fist fight me

Dongie · Answer

I've one now.

moneymagnet24 · Answer

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