A big, muscular guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "You've got the most magnificent physique, but your head is too small. I hope you don't my noticing." The guy was extremely depressed and said "I'll tell you. It's like this. I found an old lamp down at the beach. I picked it up, took it home and started polishing it. All of a sudden smoke came out and the most beautiful genie appeared. She said I could have three wishes. I immediately asked to be a billionaire and she said "Your wish has been granted." I then asked to have a fantastic body and poof, I looked like a Greek god. She asked what I would have for my third wish and my mind went blank. But she was extraordinarily beautiful and, with my new body, I felt like a stud. So on a whim, I said "How 'bout a little head."
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A big, muscular guy walks into a bar and orders a drink.
The bartender says "You've got the most magnificent physique, but your head is too small. I hope you don't my noticing."
The guy was extremely depressed and said "I'll tell you. It's like this.
I found an old lamp down at the beach. I picked it up, took it home and started polishing it. All of a sudden smoke came out and the most beautiful genie appeared. She said I could have three wishes.
I immediately asked to be a billionaire and she said "Your wish has been granted."
I then asked to have a fantastic body and poof, I looked like a Greek god.
She asked what I would have for my third wish and my mind went blank. But she was extraordinarily beautiful and, with my new body, I felt like a stud. So on a whim, I said "How 'bout a little head."
hmmm... nice 👍🏻
It's the one I could think of that had double meaning - "a little head".
Why was the salad embarrassed?
It was caught dressing.
Aah 👍🏻 nice one
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