Braology: A man's guide to boobs and appreciating women's breasts.

[MCheetah]

(An old repost from Reddit: https://old.reddit.com/r/Random_Shit/comments/cprssg/braology/ )

Understand how breasts and bras work. They're one of the greatest human organs, after all.

MEASUREMENT:

30 - Petite

32 - Small

34 - Medium / Average

36 - Medium-Large / Curvy

38 - Large / Plus-Sized

40 - Xtra Large / Full Figured

42 - XXL / BBW

44 - 3XL

CUP SIZE:

AA - Male

A - Flat-chested

B - Small

C - Small-Medium

D - Medium-Large

DD (E) - Large

DDD (F) - Jumbo

G - Huge

H+ - Massive!

As measurement size increases, so does the woman. Not every 36 bust size will be an overweight woman, but most anything 38 and over likely will be. Larger cup sizes have less significance the more overweight a woman is. The cup sizes are technically still the same, but if there's more woman present, the bust looks smaller by comparison. That is why DD's will look big on a fit woman, but small on an overweight woman. C's will look average on a fit woman and practically flat chested on an overweight woman. Overweight women are also less likely to have smaller cup sizes because their bodies are larger overall, which is also why they're more likely to have bigger busts, even if the rest of them makes their busts look smaller. Some bust sizes, like 32B and 34C, are the same size; just on different sized women.

PROPORTIONATE BUST SIZE:

Anything A - Flat

30B - Medium & Perky

32B - Small (Zoe Saldana)

34B - Small & Perky (Zooey Deschanel, Scarlett Johansson post-surgery)

36B - Flat

38B - Flat

30C - Large

32C - Medium & Perky (Jennifer Love Hewitt)

34C - Medium; the most average size (Angelina Jolie)

36C - Small Medium

38C - Small Medium

40C - Small

32D - Large (Ariel Winter)

34D - Medium & Perky (Kate Upton)

36D - Medium

38D - Small Medium

40D - Small Medium

32DD - Huge (Tiny woman, huge breasts)

34DD - Large (Kat Dennings, Scarlett Johansson pre-surgery)

36DD - Large

38DD - Large

40DD - Medium

42DD - Medium

44DD - Small Medium

32DDD - Huge (Tiny woman, enormous breasts)

34DDD - Huge (Medium woman, huge breasts)

36DDD - Large (Plus-sized woman, large breasts; Dolly Parton)

38DDD - Large (Christina Hendricks)

40DDD - Large

42DDD - Medium

44DDD - Small Medium

[DrunkAss]

I always liked the smaller ones. Can't motorboat but you can play with them with your hand. They are like, BOYOYOING and they go right up to the upright position with nipples pointing slightly upward. It's like playing around with jello. How does it keep its shape?

My GFs got pissed though because I would play with their boobs all the time. The big-breasts ones were just like, "BOING!", not "BOYOYOYOING". It's like you could throw their boobs somewhere else and they'd stay there.

[Jjpayne]

Interesting mytake 🤔 it's interesting to see it laid out like that. Although it might be a little anixety building for girls 😬 "are mine too big or too small... " I hope that most girls love and appreciate what their momma give them 😊

[Jjpayne]

Thank you for the mho 😊

[ohshee]

Well it took me like 1 to 2 seconds to hit the bottom of the page it's not about that I could care less about all of that I don't need to know any sizes because I don't care I care about the person I care about the girl on the inside the outside is just a bonus and boob size I could care less that doesn't make the person well anyway information County Board me into something I'm not interested in who has what size I could care less

[Grond21]

This is good and accurate when you are comparing different cross sizes, but your description of what is big and what is small is highly assumptive and often untrue. You can't say a woman is curvy based off of her rib cage size, you can't say she's large based off of her cup size, and a lot of those terms are relative anyway. Plus anxiety inducing.

It's a nice my take, but it needs some tweaking

[EmotionOfFear]

10 minutes ago, I was in public with my girlfriend and a woman complimented her, "Nice tits". And now this is the topic on my recommended. Can't complain.

[Daniela1982]

Christina Hendricks? I saw her in the Netflix movie Tin Star and she sure didn't look that big.

[MannMitAntworten]

The magic of pushups and wearing two bras to make ya appear extra ‘plentiful’.

[elizamichale1]

Wow very nice very thoughtful and very well researched take honey i am impressed 👏👏👏❤❤❤

[anon1903]

Thank you. I loved this.

[MasterOfReality]

Damn... You have a PhD in T-i-T...

[Massageman]

Thanks for the info! Well (re) done.

[iseekpinetrees]

Lol... k

[ellie71]

Great takes

[MOUNTAINTOPD2]

life lol