What girl would want to wear these shoes?

[DubiousIntentions]

These shoes look like torture devices. Whoever wore them would probably wind up doing a face plant into the floor. Guys, do you think these would look good on a girl or just give you a big laugh?

[Daniela1982]

And I thought David Bowie boots were weird!! Now the question is which one would someone wear to win the 100-yard dash in? Any guesses?

[rachel776]

they are works of art. have you seen what the girls wear to the Met Gala?

[hafinjun]

Personally I like the rubber feet, the issue being it would actually improve how they look🤓

[hafinjun]

That was supposed to read "improve how mine look"

[DubiousIntentions]

Does that include the smell?

[Summeroflove]

lol. Evidently someone does ir they make them

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Definitely not me. Most of those are butt ugly. Besides I don’t do high heels

[andreasderjuengere]

Some of these walking machines look... ''interesting''.

Once again I feel happy to be a man :)

[Havthrills]

Where did you find such horrible things? I'm not much of a fan for high heels, yet these are just wtf'd up.

[FunkyMonkee]

Oh, I'm sure there's SOME weirdo out there that'd want to!! Imelda Marcos, perhaps?

[exitseven]

Brings new meaning to the term "soft as a sneakerfull."

[DubiousIntentions]

Never heard that saying before.

[Surely]

I would hope that anyone wearing them. Would have accident and health insurance!

[AngryCarl]

This is what you get when gay men design shoes for women.

[Andres77]

They might be handy in the kitchen so she can reach the the lop shelf

[DubiousIntentions]

Top shelf? Try top of the roof.

[Anonymous]

If you're my wife, then it would fill my heart with joy that you want to look pretty for me. But it is not necessary.

[Sparkie460]

They are so ugly and look so uncomfortable to walk in

[DubiousIntentions]

Even the Big Foot shoes?

[Sparkie460]

Uhh yeah. Who wants to see hairy feet

[Guy13]

Halloween 👻 is over, right ⁉️

[Nikki1989]

Yeah, no thanks.

[pizzalovershouse]

Not any who dont want bad legs

[Fireguy17]

Those are attractive at all.

[DubiousIntentions]

Are or are not?

[Fireguy17]

Crap, ya that part would be important.
They are not attractive what soever.
I like feet, but not in those shoes.
That is why I wish we could go back and edit our comments.

[DubiousIntentions]

I kind of thought you meant "not" but just wanted to clarify.

[Fireguy17]

Good plan.
Would you wear any of those?
They are probably really expensive.
The ones with the teeth would be good for Halloween with the right costume if you could wear them for more than 5 minutes

[DubiousIntentions]

I'm sure wearing any of them for long will give you back problems.

[Alex8736]

most definitely

[Rockstarrrrr]

You're just not used to glamor...

[DubiousIntentions]

You mean the glamour of a runway show where they will either fall on their face or have their ankles maimed for life? How come men don't wear these tortuous type shoes?

[Rockstarrrrr]

Lol it's a joke...

[DubiousIntentions]

That doesn't explain why they have none of these weird shoes for men.

[Rockstarrrrr]

They have weird everything else lol... But shoes are more female related...

[User3191989]

Strippers MIGHT

[DubiousIntentions]

They couldn't even wear them on stage without doing a prat fall.

[Lee1515]

no i will not wear them

[nawtee_me]

you get these from torture or us right? lol

[Guardian45]

HAHAHA!!!😳🤣🤣🤣👍

[DubiousIntentions]

🤣😂

[Guardian45]

Fashionistas! WdaF?