Do you ever have this problem? I am shopping for something and I like every style I see. How do you narrow it down to just one choice?

(Boy I sure went off topic here, but it explains a lot and leads up to the question. So enjoy my fucked up story)

Don't judge me, but I'm a weirdo that likes wearing dresses and skirts to parties and events. I like to be the center of attention and be the funny man. I should have been a comedian or something

Now here is the kicker. I wear them looking like a man with a full beard. No wigs, make-up or nothing. I don't even tuck my junk

To add to my messed up way of thinking. My wife thinks I'm fucking nuts and crazy. She bitches that I buy dresses and shit. Then she steals them and wears them. Like WTF can't a man have his own dresses without his wife stealing them. Talk about giving mixed signals.

When I met her, she knew I was a crossdresser from day one and she was to. All she wore is men's jeans and tees. I never saw her in a dress or wear anything close to feminine. (Talk about a gender swap life we have here)

Now her girly side is coming out and now wants to wear dresses. So I said to her" Why don't you buy your own dresses? Get this, she said this and this shocked me. She said this "I'm too embarrassed to buy dresses. I was like What? I never heard of female being embarrassed for buying a dress before.

Sounds like me when I was in my 20s buying my first dress as a guy.

Anyways back to the question

So I'm shopping for a dress that show off my chest hair, long flowly, has lots of flair to the skirt, has long sleeves and goes to the floor.

Here are some that I like from a store I bought from before at. This is going to be for Christmas / New Years Party

Do you ever have this problem? I am shopping for something and I like every style I see. How do you narrow it down to just one choice?
Do you ever have this problem? I am shopping for something and I like every style I see. How do you narrow it down to just one choice?
Do you ever have this problem? I am shopping for something and I like every style I see. How do you narrow it down to just one choice?
Do you ever have this problem? I am shopping for something and I like every style I see. How do you narrow it down to just one choice?
Do you ever have this problem? I am shopping for something and I like every style I see. How do you narrow it down to just one choice?
Do you ever have this problem? I am shopping for something and I like every style I see. How do you narrow it down to just one choice?
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