Do you ever have this problem? I am shopping for something and I like every style I see. How do you narrow it down to just one choice?

[humanearth]

(Boy I sure went off topic here, but it explains a lot and leads up to the question. So enjoy my fucked up story)

Don't judge me, but I'm a weirdo that likes wearing dresses and skirts to parties and events. I like to be the center of attention and be the funny man. I should have been a comedian or something

Now here is the kicker. I wear them looking like a man with a full beard. No wigs, make-up or nothing. I don't even tuck my junk

To add to my messed up way of thinking. My wife thinks I'm fucking nuts and crazy. She bitches that I buy dresses and shit. Then she steals them and wears them. Like WTF can't a man have his own dresses without his wife stealing them. Talk about giving mixed signals.

When I met her, she knew I was a crossdresser from day one and she was to. All she wore is men's jeans and tees. I never saw her in a dress or wear anything close to feminine. (Talk about a gender swap life we have here)

Now her girly side is coming out and now wants to wear dresses. So I said to her" Why don't you buy your own dresses? Get this, she said this and this shocked me. She said this "I'm too embarrassed to buy dresses. I was like What? I never heard of female being embarrassed for buying a dress before.

Sounds like me when I was in my 20s buying my first dress as a guy.

Anyways back to the question

So I'm shopping for a dress that show off my chest hair, long flowly, has lots of flair to the skirt, has long sleeves and goes to the floor.

Here are some that I like from a store I bought from before at. This is going to be for Christmas / New Years Party

[SnowedIn]

If those were my choices, I'd pick the last one. But, look over them again and pick the one that intersects with your favorite color and the one where you'd have the most confidence. The one you want to make the grand entrance in.

And, go you for embracing who you are. That's awesome!

(To your other question, do I have that problem. Yes, though not with dresses. I solve it with a quick list of pros and cons and then if none of the cons is a practical aspect of that thing, pick the style I like best.)

[humanearth]

Did I ask two questions. Let me re-read what I wrote

[SnowedIn]

Thank you for MHO!

[NathanDavis]

nope... I usually know what I want and then I just get it, lol

[dustybiker]

I’m no help… they are all really nice.

[humanearth]

I know right

[Msputiton]

1 or 3 is my favorite.

[humanearth]

I bought number 1 and I'm thinking about using my coupon for number 3

By the way. These dresses are all made to order. Custom made dresses to fit my sexy bod

[Pete671]

Personally I don't like any of them, prefer short skirts/hemlines,,,

[humanearth]

I understand, but I guess I'm going for the classic upscale look. I want to look sophisticated, classly and still look like a funny man in a dress thing

I plan on making fun of myself for entertainment of front family and friends

I'm all about "If I'm going to make a scene, I better be seen" kinda deal

[Pete671]

They all look classy, I prefer the slutty look myself, but have fun!!!

[humanearth]

Plan on it, I decided to let the children to pick the dress. I wonder what they will pick. I'm thinking like a fairy princess or something

[Pete671]

Nice!

[Anonymous]

Go with favorite color.