Guys, would you be willing to pie a girl in the face if she asked?

[Anonymous]

Ok so ik it’s weird lmao. I would LOVE to be custard pied in the face the messier the better. For some reason it turns me on to get messy. I would love to wear nice Lacey lingerie while a hot /cute guy smooshes banana cream pies into my face ! I’d also love to have him sit on me while I lie down on my stomach then he pushes my face into a berry pie with tons of whipped cream. I also wouldn’t mind being on a farm with a country guy and “tripping” over a fence and falling face first into a pig sty (full of wet mud) while he pulls me to my feet then I push him back into the mud and we mud wrestle with pigs. I’m so weird ik I’m taking to a few guys but I’m embarrassed to bring this up to any of them lmao /: anyways would it turn a guy on to see a girl get messed up with pie mud etc it’s weird too bc I’m also super girly like love fashion , jewelery, hair etc anything beauty

[hellacray]

Just out of curiosity are you overweight?

I mean one or two pies I'd say is fine, but unless you're the one buying or making the pies. I do not want to waste money on food like that.

[Asker]

No lol I just like the feeling of getting messy I mean the pies could be filled with fake slime idc just something that’s messy and will make a funny splat sound when it hits me in the face

[hellacray]

Oh well then yeah I'd be ok with that. I mean in that case you can just use whipped cream.

[lucazafer]

I garantuee any guy would unless they have such high morals then for their own beliefs they wouldn't

[Bigloveftw]

I used to have pie and gunge sessions with my ex. She would either put revealing things on or naked. I would put her in front of the camera. I would hit her with cream pies, gunge her with custard, pudding, beans, spaghetti, and syrup. Eventually she would either take all the clothes off or it would be so heavy it would fall off. We would always end it with giving a blowjob or me having intercourse or anal and with nice fat cum facial. So very hot and she always took it like a pro

[Wilboxman65]

I would and have !

My girlfriend enjoying her pie in the face

[monkeynutts]

Hahaha, yeah I'll throw custard cream pies in your face.

[Guywithpies]

Well some guys would love that like myself and it is rare to find but you can always ask if they could be interested

[Anonymous]

Not to sound weird or creepy, but I would like to do it if we ever met! Again, sorry if I’m making you uncomfortable.

[FirmlyAboveAverage]

As long as we can share the leftovers after

[LtJackass]

Takin creampies to a new level

[Anonymous]

Are you talking about creampies?

[FlyestTy]

Learn to read?

[PleasePieMe]

Question: any British teenage girls here?