You want to approach a cute guy or girl but can only open with a terrible pickup line. What do you go with?

[ChiPaPa]

[LimboOfTheDink]

Knock knock
Who's there?
Mustache
Mustache who?
Mustache you for your number

I don't know lol

[Snsns]

Looool

[dustybiker]

I locked my key in my motorcycle, do you have a paperclip and a wire coat hanger?

[Ez-Bri-Z]

I'll give you the exact one I used on my wife when I first saw her.

"Can I write about you?"

Lol yep. Completely cringy and maybe a bit creepy, but for as gifted as I can be with words, in that moment, her beauty stole all but those 5 words from my mind. Thankfully, even if she was visibly confused and probably against her better judgment, she said yes. One poem later, we went on a date and less than 2 months later we were officially dating.

Wasn't my best worded pickup line, but that's how 5 words changed my life for the better.

[CurlyGirl42]

This one:

[siseñor]

one time a guy stumbled in front of me & then said 'i think i've fallen for u, can i hav ur number?'. i'd steal that bc it wld've worked if he didn't look like 13.

[Joker_]

That was literally me

[siseñor]

*stumbles*

[Joker_]

why don't you stumble on deez

[siseñor]

deez nuts? ouch. i think i've fallen for you

[Joker_]

I'll pick you up

[siseñor]

bet when & where

[Joker_]

Whenever and somewhere

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

I like this one

[horatiohornblower]

Do you like raisins?

How do you feel about a date?

[jshm2]

What? like some snotty 16 year old?

[ChiPaPa]

It was meant to have fun with. You didn't need to be a dick.

[siseñor]

stfu

[Snsns]

Damn, your ass so nice I could stare at it til I die of ass-fixiation

[Snsns]

Cos it's breathtaking

[ThisDudeHere]

"Hey, did you fart? Because you blew me away."

[LemiaOfChampions]

My struggle is talking to them in the first place.

[fonduegirl]

I'm more of Jane Eyre girl. I'd be screwed lol.

[Joker_]

I go with @Vigors

[Vigors]

Only if it's a cute guy lol

[Joker_]

You'd scare the femboy away

[Vigors]

Yo?‎

[Joker_]

Ye?‎‎‎‎‎‎

[Vigors]

Kayne

[Joker_]

Kanye

[Vigors]

I'm so dyslexic

[Joker_]

Are you actually dyslexic

[Vigors]

Yes...

[Joker_]

Why?