You want to approach a cute guy or girl but can only open with a terrible pickup line. What do you go with?

Knock knock
Who's there?
Mustache
Mustache who?
Mustache you for your number
I don't know lol
I locked my key in my motorcycle, do you have a paperclip and a wire coat hanger?
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I'll give you the exact one I used on my wife when I first saw her.
"Can I write about you?"
Lol yep. Completely cringy and maybe a bit creepy, but for as gifted as I can be with words, in that moment, her beauty stole all but those 5 words from my mind. Thankfully, even if she was visibly confused and probably against her better judgment, she said yes. One poem later, we went on a date and less than 2 months later we were officially dating.
Wasn't my best worded pickup line, but that's how 5 words changed my life for the better.
This one:
I like this one
one time a guy stumbled in front of me & then said 'i think i've fallen for u, can i hav ur number?'. i'd steal that bc it wld've worked if he didn't look like 13.
Do you like raisins?
How do you feel about a date?
What? like some snotty 16 year old?
Damn, your ass so nice I could stare at it til I die of ass-fixiation
"Hey, did you fart? Because you blew me away."
My struggle is talking to them in the first place.
I'm more of Jane Eyre girl. I'd be screwed lol.
I go with @Vigors
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