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#Scenario How would you respond if some unattractive random asked you out while your crush is standing on the same grocery aisle?
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Thank her and tell her you are flattered but must decline and in a fairly loud voice tell her that there is a person in the store that you are interested in and are trying to work up the courage to go talk to her and really wished that the person knew how you felt and hoped she would make the first move. Then glance towards your crush and smile.
With a bit of luck maybe she gets the hint. If not then you have to make the move on her.
Lmao i like 😂
I’d want it to be but be mad it was a day i looked a hot mess
I'm sorry, but applications are closed right now, I'm already trying to get this other girl to see a movie with me and I don't want to give anyone the wrong idea.
Then I'd walk over to the crush and ask her what she thought about the movie trailer I watched her smile at the other day at work.
Omg winner winner!!
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There is nothing rude with directly saying that you're not interested.
I would be direct and say it as it is, when he comes around and thinks he could argue with me on this one (cause most can't seem to accept a no), i will show him my temper and become rude lol
I hate when they can't accept no
Ugghh yeah it's annoying as fuck
I would say, "Lo siento, pero no hablo Ingles," (I'm sorry, but I don't speak English).
You're screwed, anyway, for all the reasons you've listed, so maybe I can at least impress my crush with my mastery over 3rd grade Spanish. 🤷♂️
It’ll be so funny if the girl asking you out starts speaking in Spanish in return 🤣🤣🤣
Yeah, 'cause then I'm screeeeeeeewed 😂
You’d switch to french and then so would she 😂
I might be able to pull some Japanese out of my ass, but it's been years since I've spoken it. I'd probably end up sounding like I had a stroke.
Maybe that would be enough to make her lose interest. 😂
She’ll be like OMG DO YOU WATCH ANIME TOO? And start speaking in japanese 💀😭😂🤣
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Just run 😂😂
Actually you gotta give em a date for all that effort
Hahaha, you know what? You're probably right about that. I'd say she earned that shit. 😂
instead of swooping in, you take the initative and go with "sorry am taken, tgen point at crush as your SO" add in something like "isn't that right sweety?"
I was thinking that too
Had something similar happen at goth night at one of the clubs here, instead of saying I was interested in the person I said that they ARE my girlfriend. She played along (thank the universe) and we did end up dating after that. I know I just got lucky that night but it turned out pretty well
Damn i haven't done that move since school haha
I'd say something like "oh wow, that's really nice of you to think of me that way. But I don't think I'm the right guy for you. My interest lies somewhere else and I don't think that's fair to you. You deserve someone who can give you their full attention and that's not me. Sorry."
Holy guacamole thats the nicest thing I've ever heard you say on here 🤣 I didn't think you had it in ya
I'm generally a pretty nice guy, especially to people who take the chance to put themselves out there and be vulnerable like that. It's not easy and I do have some degree of empathy for those people. This site just brings out the worst in me a lot of the times, so for everyone else I'm just a snarky fuck 🤷
Stare like a deer in headlights for a second. I have no idea what I would do that wouldn't make me come off as a complete psycho or asshole lol
Maybe purposely misinterpret it so she thinks I'm just comically dense, it's not hard to do as a guy lol. Women do think we're idiots after all😂
So tell what you’d say lol
"Maybe some other time, but I've got to run. Thanks for inviting me by the way, you're really sweet"
What time is it there for you
That was the response I would give lol, not ducking the question 😂
I should have been clearer
Oh no i know thats your response. Im just asking what time is it in general for you right now
Would not tell her that her "competition" is standing next to her. That's just rude and bitchy.
Would say i really do appreciate her coming up to me. And that she just isn't my type. If she asks what is my type then i will say that the woman next to her is.
Thats not rude. Shit
Oh for me I would say hmm I will consider, if he ask for my number I would just just say I would not give you my number but I can give you my snapchat (because I use snapchat rarely so it wouldn't bother me)
Lmao no one gives numbers anymore huh
I'd just say "Sorry but my interests lay with someone else right now" and then subtly look in my crushes direction.
Oooo
=)) cheeky
The right answer is "thank you very much, I am quite flattered. Unfortunately there is someone else who I have my eye on and I don't want to screw up that chance" Honesty.
Truth isn't always the best bet but if your crush accepts then yea
You make some good points Desi. This makes it harder for me now haha. I would just simply say, "No, thank you," because it's a polite way of rejecting someone.
Lmao your crush gonna be like “damn just when i was about to shoot my shot. She’ll prob turn me down too, gotta wait another day” 😂
Thats what im sayin haha
I would just say that I'm not interested. If I say I'm taken, crush will think I'm taken. If I say I'm interested into someone else, he might not think it's him.
Lmao i said that in the paragraph above 🤣
I'd tell her that I'm flattered but she isn't my type.
Or if it's a man I just tell them that I'm straight.
Ironically there are more men than women trying to hit on me.
I suppose they are less picky.
Lmao
"You're not my type" is my usual response to being hit on by someone I'm not interested in. Sometimes they push and require that I explain what my type is, other times they don't.
Sounds good
You would think, but I only get hit on by not my types lol.
I'd say "ask my girlfriend if we're free, she hold our agenda 🤣
😂😂😂😂 but what if your crush overhears
i'd just say something like, "sorry, i don't know you" or something like that.
Omg i tried that before and he kept following me around saying “get to know me, get to know me”
I would accept the request lol. But u wouldn't let it turn into a relationship. Or i might cancel.
Damn dont mislead the man
Well, if she is THAT unattractive, my crush would understand why I turned her down.
😂😂😂
Sorry I like the girl standing there, since she has been able to snatch my brains out of my dom and all that I notice now is how cool she looks with ma brain over there. So I better give her this heart too. @DizzyDesii
Omg who could say no to that! She better approach you once the random leaves lmao
Basically she will run to me in high spirits like Flash. Because that line can knock her tits off her chest @DizzyDesii
Maintain a blank look on your face and say "Yes. I used to have many date...(dramatic pause)... when I walked among the living."
Lmao wtf
It's bound to make her leave and hopefully the crush will get the joke.
If i was the crush i wouldn't get the joke and think you're aghost 🤣 then walk away swiftly
The thing is that I don't crush on someone right away, so in theory they will already know my quirky sense of humor.
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