Do you know what being 'Mashable' means?

[laurieluvsit]

I got a DM from a guy asking me if I was 'Mashable'.

I had no idea so I researched it and now I know.

What do you think it is?

Use my Poll to take your best guess or tell us in your comments... good luck :)

To be Mashable is to get your feelings hurt easily, liked mashed feelings, 'are your feelings hurt easily'?

To mash a girl is to 'Fuck' her, so 'are you Mashable' means 'are you fuckable'?

To mash is to get into a fight and lose so 'are you mashable' means 'are you a loser at fighting'?

'Mashable' is getting riled up when your hair is messed with...'are you easily angered by messing with your hair'?

I have no idea what 'Mashable' means and will keep an eye on this post to find out what others think it is

OTHER, see my comments below, or just open the "Are You Mashable" Survey

[Lliam]

"Mashable", in this case, doesn't seem related to the term "mash up".
So I'm thinking he meant it in the sense of "smash or pass". Smash, meaning "fuck"; energetically penetrate.
But "smashable" would have implied all kinds of unpleasant things, although "mashable" is still ambiguous.

I think he was attempting a hip way of asking "Are you fuckable". But not "Are you attractive enough to fuck?"(as in smash or pass). More like "Are you sexual?" or "Are you up for sex?"

[Guido]

It has to be the sexual answer considering its you asking the question. I think you have a naughty mind like I do so that's why I chose that answer.

[laurieluvsit]

You are so smart... lol

[mandyfire98]

It means fuckable. Mash is just another variation of smash. Meaning to fuck.

[laurieluvsit]

You get the Gold Star! :)

[YesterdaysChild]

@mandyfire98 And how did you learn this bit of information? 😮🤔

[mandyfire98]

It's just popular lingo and slang used by people in my generation. You just pick up on it basically from social media and peers.

[YesterdaysChild]

This is mashable - A Mr. Potato Head.

[exitseven]

hahahahha poor Mr Potato head. I always knew he would meet his masher.

[YesterdaysChild]

@exitseven He and Humpty Dumpty were pals too. It could be scrambled eggs and hashed browns instead.

[laurieluvsit]

@yesterdayschild
... lol

[exitseven]

@yesterdayschild. Very good.

[lightbulb27]

It means he's really lame and not worth the 3 button clicks to block...

there's an episode of MASH where "hot lips" and Pierce are in a tent and under the stress and strain of life, "hookup". and that's the end of it. MASHup...:)

It means are you available for... selfish, short term, good enough to bang but not gonna hang around.

To ask a girl that is a strong indication of emotional stupidity...

[RavVid]

I resisted googling before selecting an option. I went for fuckable. In an IT sense a mashup is putting components together and ditto in a cullinary sense.

So aside from asking do you fuck readily, he might also have been asking if you do group sex.

If it was to do with hair it would be mussing up so discounted those options.

Aside from that no clues.

[ChicoFromThe305]

Before I answer, how well you know the person that Dmed? 🤔

[laurieluvsit]

A stranger

[ChicoFromThe305]

It's the sexual one, psychological wise I don't believe you'd put the right answer first, youd put it second to hide it best and not only that, seems like something only a stranger would bring up.

[laurieluvsit]

Nice guess. So you are a psychology major Mr Chico? :)

[ChicoFromThe305]

No but I've been studying it personally and also because I'm hypervigilant, it also helps me study people's behavior.

Thank you Laurie, good game 🙂💯

[Effably]

Since you skipped the logical mashup option, which it could be a word for. Making some music together!

But outside of that I'll just assume itd smashable. So. Sex.

[exitseven]

It can mean that you are attractive enough to have sex with

[SunnyRS]

Ok I saw the polls and are the people correct in their assessment?

[laurieluvsit]

Yes, the majority rules :)

[SunnyRS]

Ok wow, and that's the first thing the person in your DM asked?

[clampfan101]

I think A makes most sense in general, but not coming from a stranger. Plus almost everything is sexual nowadays, so I would be surprised if it was B

[HawkPerception]

Nope. Isn't that the app for gay people? I don't want to know so please don't respond to this 😅

[NewUser22]

He wanted to know if your butthole was Mashable.

[NewUser22]

@laurieluvsit I’d also like to know if your butthole is Mashable. 😉

[bananathunder]

never heard of mashable but I know what smashable is and it reminds me of that lol

[LoverOfBooty23]

Mashable… like smashable? He wants to pound you in your holes I’m assuming.

[LunarEclipse433]

Waiting for the actual correct answer. I may be wrong

[Bricealan]

Like boiled potatoes... mashable, meaning could he roll over you like a steam roller?

[FunkyMonkee]

He wants to put you into a pot and make mashed potatoes out of you.

[Shark_61695]

Diced, boiled and probably skinned. Ready for an innuendo or two...

[loveslongnails]

I'm guessing he might have meant "smashable".

[teamvic]

Sounds like cheek clapping to me

[JamesRandiDebates]

Mash, smash, boink, bone...

[TiaNour]

Imma see what the opinions are saying lol

[NathanDavis]

pretty sure it means Hulkable...