Why doesn't KFC sell watermelon and grape soda?

[John_Doesnt]

It seems like KFC is missing out on an obvious business opportunity. Why don't they sell watermelon and grape soda and menthol?

[andreasderjuengere]

KFC to me is: Road-Kill served in - was it? - 'buckets.
If I … WOULD … enter a KFC place, I'd be extremely surprised to find something healthy, or even halfway natural.

[HereIbe]

You are aware, you inbred piece of shit, that KFC is predominately patronized by WHITE people and always has been, aren't you?

[John_Doesnt]

Are you aware that your butt sticks out?

[John_Doesnt]

[HereIbe]

Thank you for proving me quite correct. You're a burden on all humanity.

[John_Doesnt]

Yes, you are a fat-butt

[Wowgirl30q]

That's not nice.. That's just uncalled for. I have a big mouth but it's never done with malicious intent. I thought higher of you sir.

[Snowycat]

Maybe because they don’t want to be seen as stereotypical?

[TripleAce]

Water melon Soda is a thing 😳
Take me to it Sensai

[ROCKS128]

Cause they are healthy?😂

And can't fool people with these.

[ChefCurry]

Are you sad because your mother didn't love you enough?

[name_is_eric]

They should also sell purple drank.

[ChiTown33]

Why would they do that?