Last time I saw Santa, he’s not going to fit down my chimney/fireplace. And over the years, from the tiny mud footprints, Santa has been sending the Elf’s down to drop Coal and gift and homemade strawberry pie food exchange..
And my “spare dog” from SPCA, who is Pit/German shepherd mutt, has let them be…. I know where the yearly lamb chop bone 🍖 comes from.
Now, those elves try to open that refrigerator door where Lyle’s wet food is kept…Santa is going to have a difficult rest of the evening. At least EMS can put them all on the ambulance 🚑 in one bed rushing TO ER.
Not even Rudolph isgoing to be able to help Santa out of this.
All he'd have to take are some leftover Burger King chicken nuggets and some old cans of fruit cocktail I've had since last year, since I don't really have any fresh food in my fridge. It's mostly just drinks, water, condiments, and frozen chicken in the freezer that requires 20 minutes in the air fryer. Not to mention, my apartment is so small, my fridge is next to my bed.
There's a smorgasbord of truly delicious treats in our fridge.
He's welcome to invite the reindeer & elves to have a feast in our house.
Just please don't break any of our dishes.
Just leave 'em in the sink or on the table.
The maids can deal with those when they report for work.
Mashed potatoes and chicken nuggies! 😋 with bbq sauce and ketchup
It would be: A dreamt white Christmas, in the land before time!
🥔🍚🧂🍗🦕🦖🍅🥫🍴
Or he could just have some frosted cornflakes if he’s in a hurry 🤷♀️ 😂
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As a man with fine tastes, Santa Claus would make "salmon tartare cornets" that look like upside-down Santa Claus hats. He'd zap some butter and egg whites around in the air. Then magic flour, sugar, and salt would fall like snow. They would dance around the air into a batter and magically turn red. He would then wrap little circle of that batter around his fingers. Next he would mince some lovely salmon with olive oil. lemon juice, shallots. Whisk up some creme fraiche and red onion for the furry part of the hat. Then up the chimney he goes, backing the little pastry cones. On top of the roof, he squeezes in the craime frache and salmon. Of course, a true Food & Beverage Influencer would know where this recipe comes from.
My SO hates leftovers so there wouldn't be any. Instead, he could grab some turkey coldcuts and cheese and make a breadless sandwich, which is my stuff.
I usually have a leftover meal or two in a Tupperware-type 3-compartment tray/plate, and there are always sandwich supplies - turkey, ham, or roast beef, or peanut butter and jelly. Everything else depends on the day. On the holidays, there is always going to be a couple of pies, plus usually lots of leftover appetizers.
Santa definitely won't go hungry. There are even carrots for the reindeer.
There's probably pizza from my wife's job in there. I suspect he'd want that.
Butter, cheese, milk and the ice cream. Ice cream ain't mine tho... soooo... that's actually bad because the first three is mine and I make good sandwiches with those.
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he would eat all my gourmet cheese, and sausage sticks. and the rest of my eggnogg and rum.
I wish he could eat the food my brother made because I've always wondered what Santa's vomit looks like
Probably cheese that's plentifully stocked at Christmas
He would take some leftover fried fish from our Feast of the 7 Seafoods. He should grab a beer too.
Chocolate milk... leftover chicken... corn, etc
If Santa comes I get him a blunt some whiskey corn for the deer and I bring in the hottest girl I can to lay him 🙂
his broken hand if he noses in my fridge
Tofu.
Lmao!!!
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