What is your greatest cooking FAIL?

What is your greatest cooking FAIL?

I once attempted to make edible chocolate bowls. You melt your chocolate, and then use a balloon to set the chocolate on, and then when it's set via the freezer, you pop the balloon which deflates, and you have a bowl you can put dessert in. Over the top, I know, but I didn't give the chocolate enough time to cool a bit, and so when I put like my third balloon in, the thing popped absolutely scaring the crap out of me and chocolate splattered literally everywhere....the ceiling, the walls, the stove, on the blinds, on the floor...it was a spectacular fail.

What is your greatest cooking FAIL?
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