Anyone else abide by 24-hour rule?

I heard Americans abide by a 5 second rule. What difference does that make? What a brutally punishing way of looking at things. What if your daughter goes to night club? I abide by a 24-hour rule.

I mean if we find hair on our face-down pizza we pick it off a bit.

But no poop. Poop throws out the 24 hour rule. That's not even a time thing. If you find poop on your pizza, you don't want to eat it whether it's 200 years ago or 200 years into the future.

Because, well, I don't know why. Because we're all fellow time travelers as I see it but everyone with good taste who doesn't want poop on their pizza.

What kind of person wants poop on their pizza? That's a bad time period. We should close it. I really don't like that.

Anyone else abide by 24-hour rule?
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