The 16 joys about being a girl!

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the 16 joys about being a girl!


1. We can create human being in our bellies, and it's super fun raising them knowing that!


2. We can make ourselves really attractive by make up and clothes.


3. We can make ourselves smell really pretty by taking care of our bodies, and using perfume.


4. We can bleed without dying every month, and we don't even lose consciousness after the fact.


5. We don't get noticeable erections , but we still show not obvious sighs.


6. We can wear dudes clothes without looking funny, although people still think we are weird.


7. Girls get a free excuse to eat chocolate for a week without being called fat when we our upset, especially during periods.


8. We get first dibs on a lifeboat at a ship crash (women & children), and first off air plains too!
We dont get facial hair on our faces; one less thing to worry about.

The 16 joys about being a girl!


9. We get chocolates and flowers from guys, and even other gifts too!


10. We get a bigger shopping area at clothing stores, we sure do love clothes!


11. We get wear sexy undies and bras, especially to get someone's attention, especially on date nights.


12. We are so athletic and flexible, we got spirit!


13. One girl always survives in horror films, we are that good at stopping killers.


14. We get to wear sexy clothing.


15. Skirts are really awesome and give more freedom.


16. More ways to pleasure ourselves when we are alone.


I may do an opposite one for the cons!

The 16 joys about being a girl!
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