6 Reasons Why I Cannot Stand Innocent Girls

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6 Reasons Why I Cannot Stand Innocent Girls

innocent girls, what do I think of them? Ugh, god they're just so damn annoying!

1) They're like children

People think they're child-like behaviour is cute and endearing. If I ever see one I wouldn't be in awe of them wanting to smush their cheeks. More like grow the hell up, you're not 10 years old anymore.

2) Way too emotional

Innocent girls I've met are so emotional, they'll see a kitten fall over and be like: "AWWW NOOO" and be on the verge of crying, drama queens. Fair enough some things are cute, but don't scream about it.

3) Most are physically weak

Some don't even try to get stronger, they just rely on others to carry what they can't and open what they can't. At least gain some strength, just in case they're in a dangerous situation and nobody else is around. It's silly to rely on others.

4) They don't understand dirty jokes

I could say a dirty joke, and there's always that one innocent girl who spoils it by saying "what does that mean?" or "I don't get it". Talk about a kill joy, when you have explain something to someone, it isn't a biology class.

5) Too naive

Honestly, you could tell them "I took you to the moon in your sleep" and they'd believe you. And then when some get taken advantage of they feel the need to cry about it. Grow a brain cell or two and figure things out for yourself, is my advice to them.

6) Society feels the need to protect them

"No she's too innocent"

"Don't let her see that, she's so innocent"

Innocence doesn't last forever. It's about time they grow up, how are they going to anything for the future, yet society seems to molly coddle them because they're so "precious". You stop being precious after you turn 12, that's when it's time to grow the hell up.

6 Reasons Why I Cannot Stand Innocent Girls
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