3 Things Ladies Misinterpreted!

[fonduegirl]

3 Things Almost All Women Misinterpreted!

On an international level, no less.

If you've been on gag for at least a month, you might have been exposed to the "guys are visual creatures" crap. Oh no, it's a fact, so what if it's a bit superficial? For better looking and healthy offsprings — speaking from evolutionary POV — that's not entirely unjust. Even Charlie Harper cared on some level, as he offered to pay for Chuck's child support stricken by the possibility that he might be his as he knocked up his caretaker, which Charlie takes for his biological mom.

Amusingly, cosmetics simply help women to look healthier/fit and vibrantly youthful, just the way men want them to be. The concept of "natural beauty" is lost on them.

To tell you a secret, men find it sexy when you don't try too hard to get their attention (some tuition guy once told me that). Perfection is a myth, OK?

I myself only check mirror once a day, get ready under ten minutes. My best feature is my rack — you're blind, gay or blood related if your eyes don't linger there.

Remember ladies in the end he gonna eat you, not lick your foundation.

meeeee

(2) “He's the funniest guy I know!” is perhaps a wish all guys can here agree on. Ability to laugh at a corny remark here. Humor is definitely an attractive trait in anyone, not just men.

I still don't get it why my mom laugh a little louder when he ex's around, I mean my dad's nowhere near funny, dude occasionally smiles! Her ex's a fine guy, speaking superficially, and they've the same friend which explains as to why he's around. If you're him, please get over her.

On to the point, bimbos be like Imma fake laughter to get other men jealous and steal away this new hottie's breathe.

Well, an average man can be lame. Not foolish though. So here's some luck, peaches.

Fake giggling by the lady's side, I think creates the illusion she loves your company. So note that it might be a good tactic nevertheless.

Just can't tell. When I laugh,I abandon all my prior coldness as soon as my face lights up like a bulb.

(3) For men, I guess ignorance can be counted as a beautiful bliss. Researches show they are comparatively low on catching social cues and have narrow peripheral vision etc.

The best example of this one is Lena of Splitting Up Together. She's a control freak. She really goes overboard (as pointed by other guy and viewers),she literally has the nerve to guide her date frenching her!! Annoying? Heck yes.

A lot of times, men tend to be experimental. They really appreciate if you just sit back and patiently wait for them to finish rather than bombarding them with a set of instructions.

Promise he'll get there.

Pestering will get him resentful.

You're fucking adorable if you come up with a counter Take.

[AllThatSweetJazz]

Eh, like 90% fine, few things though.

I disagree with these:

“The concept of "natural beauty" is lost on them.”

“men find it sexy when you don't try too hard to get their attention”

“They really appreciate if you just sit back and patiently wait for them to finish rather than bombarding them with a set of instructions.”

Not going to address the first two, just whatever. But the third: You can omit the instructions without sitting back. The annoying part is the instructions and the experiment part can be enhanced by women taking initiative. So basically, scrap the instructions and don’t sit back.

And this, while true in a sense, what it neglects is the mechanism.

“Researches show they are comparatively low on catching social cues”

It’s not that they just don’t catch things. It looks the same from the outside, but what tends to happen is more like seeing the cue and then ignoring it. e. g There’s a 60% that what I’m seeing is a cue that means X. That’s not a good enough risk/reward ratio, so I’m just going to let it pass and keep probing and going slow. Then there’s a problem in that girls can talk to each other and decide that some nebulous social cue has a particular meaning, but since they didn’t bother to tell the guy and then expect him to know it, that skews the context. In that case it’s not so much that he didn’t see it as what you did was try to speak in body language jibberish. The last factor is that if men don’t send signals then women can’t be said to miss them. So again, the conclusion reached that men are “low on catching social cue” is warping of the context, while still being functionally true.

[fonduegirl]

Understood

[ocelotz]

I get where your coming from but for me:
1. ignorance is not beautiful bliss. I’d rather an honest intellectual conversation. A mindless concubine is something a guy would look for in a stripper not someone he’s serious about & honestly I would appreciate any tips that she’d give to help with climax, sure I’d get her there eventually but if there’s something that really gets her hott I don’t want her to keep it from me bc of fear of resentment.
2. You’re right Comedy is King but only when it’s funny. Yeah if I say something funny I want her to laugh but fake laughing when it’s not funny is a total turn off.
3. You’re right that guys are superficial. Looks are very important to us but, contrary to popular opinion, it’s not everything. We don’t just run around like dogs with red rockets ready to hump your leg first chance we get. Looks may be 1 & 2 but it’s not 1-10. & please enough with the playing hard to get. If you’re not interested that’s one thing but if you are interested & are playing hard to get then you might miss out. Personally I love it when a girl makes the first move. Sometimes I’ll like purposefully never make a move when I know someone likes me simply bc I’m over all the outdated gender norms.

[SecretGardenBlood65]

Good take.

[J2ohhhhh]

Usually the controlling fake giggling attention seeking crazy bitchez are the ones who aren't just laying like a dead whale. And they are the ones who don't have headaches (in the first few weeks at least.) They are the ones who we, men can be ourselves with, because we know they would fuck us over anytime, without a second thought, so we aren't really concerned about doing the same to them. Just live in the moment, fuck like rabbits, be selfish, break up 15 times. And hope noone will knock on the door 20 years later claiming to be our child. I think men really need this experience to be able to appreciate a chill girl.

[MannMitAntworten]

1) Yup, we are visual. Each of us in varying ways. Me, face, form, and features But this is just the initial attractant. Not remotely what keeps me around.

2) Laughing at my jokes or whatever. Here I disagree. Sure, it is charming that she laughs or whatever, but it is my mind and character that I prefer to be liked and more specifically, loved for.

3) Women definitely enjoy a level of control. It’s their security blanket. Granted, most are quite subtle about it. My ex being one of the subtle ones. But dear me she loves control even to the point of saying ours are to deflect the reality. The up side, she is damn smart and almost painfully practical so there is a comforting feeling in her decision making that she does the right thing. She may never recognize it, but I surrendered a LOT for him. Women are oblivious to this in general.

[MannMitAntworten]

A LOT for her* effing autocorrect

[Shy_Steve]

One thing that surprises a lot of women is that many shy guys aren't sitting there thinking, "She probably likes me." It's often the complete opposite.

A woman can smile, laugh, enjoy talking to us, or even flirt, and we'll still convince ourselves she's just being polite because we're so afraid of making her uncomfortable or being seen as creepy. We'd rather miss a real opportunity than risk making someone feel awkward.

So when a shy guy doesn't make a move, it often isn't because he isn't interested or because he's ignoring the signs. It's because he's trying to be respectful and doesn't believe someone like you could genuinely be interested in him.

A lot of shy guys end up walking away wondering, "Did I just imagine all of that?" while the woman walks away wondering, "Why didn't he ask me out?"

[AiCoronas]

It isn't that we are low on catching them. It's simply that social cues are too ambiguous and thus present relatively high risk/ low reward situation. I get the damn cues all the time sometimes i find them fun but acting on them isn't prudent, specially with today's culture were anything can be misconstrued against you. What's to say that my playful response to a social cue can't be later manipulated by some woman that distorts and convinces the other woman about my intentions?

We know very well that you talk to no end about us in between yourselves. Last thing any decent man wants is undeserved bad reputation.

[coffeewithcream]

You're the kind of woman who gossips about other women at parties. And men, like you have, above.
The snooty know-it-all.
Just the kind of woman to avoid like the fucking plague.

[fonduegirl]

Haha, you sound too sure.

[Cryptic-Game]

Yes. It seems women many times assumes men are a certain way but aren't.

[strateguy632]

Pestering will get him resentful.

[Smf1989]

Very nice