There's Really Only Two Types of Women

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(Another satire take dedicated to the great, "strong woman." WowwGirl, for her take "There's Really Only Two Types of Men." If only she could agree to this as well, eh?)


When I say two types of women I don't mean alphas and betas, I don't mean good or bad, I mean the strong and the weak. On this MyTake let's talk about the weak ones and their actions.

The Weak Woman

Literally the Little Mermaid
Literally the Little Mermaid



1. Needs Acknowledgement



No other creature in nature needs to be acknowledged that it has worth as much as a these women do. A weak woman, who is not aware of her own value needs to hear it constantly. Weak women like to be praised; they are narcissistic. When criticised, they overlook useful feedback from people which they can learn and throw a fit instead.

2. Can't Lose

It is especially unbearable for weak women to lose to a man. Weak women are crushed by the feeling of failure. It rocks their whole world losing at all. A strong woman says: “So What" , I lost to a boy doesn't mean I'm less of a woman. A weak woman says: " The Bastard Cheated ?"

3. Are Negative

Damn negative future cat ladies >:(
Damn negative future cat ladies >:(

It takes great strength to see the good in people, things and circumstances around you. That is why there are so few positive thinkers today, both men and women.

WAAAAAH
WAAAAAH


The weak like to talk about bad things that have happened to them or bad things that can happen to them. They despise others; they keep repeating the supposed injustices of life blah, blah, blah. This is otherwise known as "Poor me Syndrome".

cup o STFU
cup o' STFU


4. Take Everything Personal

The pride of the weak woman leads to a feeling that everything that is happening to them is a direct personal attack. Their ego is so small they can not take criticism at all. They begin ranting about something at (who knows what) and continue being defensive becaues of that Glass Ego.

Grrrr. Boys suck! GRRRRRR!!
Grrrr. Boys suck! GRRRRRR!!


Through their pride, the strong men know that the things others say, or do, say much more about the person saying it than about the receiver of any harsh words or actions.


It is simply because the reaction of every person reflects particularly his or her intelligence level, mental state, experience and scope.

5. The Femcels


In the past few years, a subset of straight women calling themselves “femcels” have constructed a violent political ideology around the injustice of young, beautiful men refusing to have sex with them. #WTF

And written by a woman too in the GUARDIAN. IROONNNYYYYY
And written by a woman too in the GUARDIAN. IROONNNYYYYY

(https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/feb/19/why-only-care-incels-men-involuntary-celibacy )


femcels tend to direct hatred at things they think they desire or deserve; they are obsessed with male beauty. It's much easier to blame men. It's much harder to be a strong woman and take accountability for her flaws and failures through out life.

9/10 guys agree, whether they admit it or not....
9/10 guys agree, whether they admit it or not....

In Conclusion

While our society seems to be more harsh with their gender expectations of men, women don’t get off Scott-free either. There are many things that women need to live up to, whither they want to or not. If they fail to do so, then they can face the negative consequences of being viewed by many others as weak. The reason they are viewed as weak is, they are week.

-some random strong woman, Whisper.sh
-some random strong woman, Whisper.sh

Okay weak gals bring on the traits I named above: insult me, blame society, be negative, throw a fit, don't be accountable for your actions, and of course feel personally attacked by a male that would never sleep with you (that's me).

Show me I'm right again like you always do fellas. I can't wait to see the weak shit you post. Makes me laugh...


Thanks everyone for reading, and thanks to the strong women out there too! We boys appreciate you gals, your manners, and your femininity,,,,,, keep it up

There's Really Only Two Types of Women
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