How to be a real woman

blondfrog

There are all these takes about what makes a real man. So I am gonna make a take of what a real woman is. Facts only 😊.

How to be a real woman

Women should have nice boobs

How to be a real woman

They don't have to be big angalas like these, but they should be nicely shaped at least. Boobs also symbolize healthiness and nourishment. It's what separates you from us ugly stinky men :). It's used to give milk to babies. Men get turned on by women who are nurturing. This is why its arguably the hottest part about a woman. If you have to gain weight to develop bigger boobs then do it :). Fat women but not morbidly obese women can sometimes be really hot.

Be submissive

How to be a real woman

Men love women who are submissive and I am not just talking about in the bedroom. All men deep down have some levels of narcissisms. Fun fact did you know men are more likely to be diagnosed with narcissism than women? It's true look it up. And it makes sense we have more of that monkey DNA in is. When she does our laundry or brings something to us its a huge huge turn on. All men pretend to be leaders or at least want to be a leader of some form. Perhaps because women tend to seek men who are the best providers, this drives us to become competitive with other men and want to go haunting or even fake haunting.

Play sports

How to be a real woman

Women who play sports are really sexy. Especially if she plays Volleyball, Tennis, or MMA those are the 3 hottest sports a woman can play. They tend to have the best bodies too. Yes be half naked while playing your sports and us men watch. Beach volleyball is especially sexy since its on the beach and the sand adds extra hotness ;).

Go to college

How to be a real woman

A woman who goes to college and graduates is really sexy. Especially if she throws her hat in the air. Going to college and dropping out on the other hand is a major turn off. If she drops out of college and can't follow through what else will she be fickle in her life? Its even hotter if she graduates with a high degree. The whole cap and gown is hot too.

Wear little to no makeup and no surgery

How to be a real woman
How to be a real woman

I wanna be with a woman who looks like a human not a clown. If I wanted to date a clown I would go to a clown college to try and pick up chicks. If its a little blemish or lipstick that's okay. But please don't' put on that stupid colored make up under your eyes or basically a pound or make up on. The only type of men who would like this are fake and shallow guys. So you reap what you sow. You wanna look fake you will also attract fake personalities. Please don't get any surgery either unless you are one of those rare people who really truly need it with some hideous birth defect or something. Ladies lip injections, boob surgery, nose lifts, etc. any surgery of any kind does not make you more attractive. You will either look like plastic or look like a duck.

How to be a real woman

Start cooking in the kitchen

How to be a real woman

There is nothing hotter than a woman who cooks for a man. Talk about giving us a hot spicy raging boner. You take the best chefs in the world like Chef Ramsey and Chef Oliver. They still don't compare to the world best female chef. Women actually have the ability to cook better in their DNA. Because women are better at paying attention to detail and have nicer softer skin which is perfect for the kitchen. It's like a female body builder. Yeah she can be strong but take her compared to the strongest man in the world and her strength pales into comparison to his.

Artistic

How to be a real woman

A woman who can paint or draw well is really sexy to me. It's so feminine. Artistic of any kind is very much appreciated. Women who are artistic tend to dress in a modest yet showing just the right amount of meat and skin. If she can dances, sing, or play any instrument I am already 10x more into her. 😍😍😍😍😍

True confidence

How to be a real woman

Wah wah wah but how do you test it? Simple my GAG friends. Here is the big dif between fake confidence vs true confidence. Fake confidence is like a balloon you can deflate it or pop up. Fake confidence is build by being complimented and having their ego fed vs true confidence always having it regardless of what people say. True confidence isn't' "they will like me" true confidence is I'll be fine if they don't.

Have thick skin

How to be a real woman

Don't get offended so easily and be willing to still like people even if they have different points of views that you do. We live in a society where if you even slightly disagree with someone now these days they will get offended or pretty much make you look like you are Hitler.

Eat food

How to be a real woman

Eat food just like the rest of us humans :). There is nothing hotter than a woman who has some nice meat on her bones. I don't wanna date a zombie. I wanna date a woman even one a little chubby ;). Yeah eat that food and then shit it out of the toilet a few hours later just like the rest of us humans 😍.

Thanks for reading this mytake. Now go out there and learn how to be a real woman. Now that Uncle blondfrog has taught you.

How to be a real woman
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