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"I can't wait till later, I'm gonna knock those bunny slippers right off of ya!"
i. e. why the cat looks traumatized lol
Man mind is dirty :D. He is thinking she will use that as didlo :D.
haha
Please cat turn the tv on before I run out of air. This is awkward
not again Madona... not today... keep it on your pants.
He: Damn, where did I hide the stash?
She: Has he noticed I've changed my hairstyle, really?
Cat: Seems like a perfect time to change the channel.
I wonder how long it will it take for the ex lax to work I put in those cookies? Payback for last year when she switched my denture glue to crazy glue
I'm going to pretend she's eating nuts (or peanuts).
The old bloke is thinking: "I wonder if she wants deez nuts?"
"By the way she's looking at me, I'm guessing the Viagra has taken effect."
What holiday is this again? and why does the cat have the remote?
Oops meant to up vote.
Maybe eating that cheeto will get her in the mood. I mean it's the same size of my penis
So the opinions on G@G tell me that I should just go for it, but what if she doesn't really like me... I should go back on G@G and ask them what they think?
Going anon to avoid hater downvotes... I will go off Anon after the vote.
That peach in her hand looks a lot sweeter than the one between her legs now-a-days.
"I can't remember if we're both unmarried or if we both forgot to put on our rings today."
Hopefully she sees my erect penis so she can do to me what she's doing to those orange pieces.
"Just keep holdin' it in man, she doesn't suspect a thing. Oh wait, nooo, not fruit!"
"I wish I was still young enough to reach down, and pet her pussy cat."
Man: I just did a long, silent fart. What should I do?
Woman: I think you need to change the battery on your hearing aid.
That moment when your boyfriend tells you he lost your movie ticket so you go back to his place, have sex and wonder if he planned the whole thing! Lmfao (true story)
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My nuts could use some lovin' too!
haha!
"Bingo and Chill?"
This! ^
And the winner is..
Fingers crossed :D
Frisky really needs to turn the volume down if I'm going to win this staring contest...