100% Fail-Proof Way to Get a Girl on G@G

[Luci92]

1. Message her persistently

Why only send her 1 message when you can send her 10?

2. Follow her

And if you go through her account and like *every* single one of her questions/takes, she’ll be flattered, guaranteed.

3. Comment on all of her opinions

Every time she posts an opinion, why not follow it up with one of your own? Be sure to throw in some flirty comments and winky faces too ;)

4. Send her a naughty pic ;) ;) ;)

Who doesn’t love to login and check their messages to find one of these unsolicited beauties in their inbox?

5. If she gets mad, she likes you

The angrier she gets, and the more she tells you to stop, the more she likes you!

6. If she threatens to block you, she wants in

Legit, if she threatens to block you, or actually does block you, she definitely wants in ;P

7. If all else fails, try, try again

Because who doesn’t like a guy with stalkerish tendencies? THE most attractive trait in a guy for sure.

This was satire for those that missed that, please don't do any of these things, and remember, G@G is not a dating site!

[AleDeEurope]

Oh, and invite her to all of your questions, so that she knows how much you value her opinion.
And also tag her in all the questions about who the prettiest girl is, and all that, so she knows how much you like her.

This, plus all you said, is a clear guarantee to succeed with GAG women.
No more Tinder. No more POF. No more OkCupid. No more Grindr. THIS is it ^^^^

Amazing Take. Let's hope this will reduce the amount of bitter lonely guys in GAG.

[EmpatheticLady]

Oh, man, that's how I'm crushing on so many of the male users here. They do every single one of these things.

[alex_x988]

😕mkoljgfdh

[mooky06]

Once she blocks you make a new account to annoy her again.. Definitely a great way to get into her loins 😂 *dies on the floor from laughter*

[RicanEyes]

Now that is hilarious!!

[mooky06]

@RicanEyes haha it's definitely happened to some people on here 😅

[RicanEyes]

Some guys are nuts on here seriously NOT all.

[mooky06]

@RicanEyes I agree. It doesn't surprise me to be honest lmfao XD

[TesticleMonster]

step 8... follow her home and sniff her panties.
step 9. when she walks in on you hit her with a shovel and apologize profusely to her unconscious body as you drag her to your car
step 10. take her to your basement and make her act out terrible porn remakes of 60s sci fi movies
step 11. when she cries, comfort her with your penis
step 12. eventually she will develop stockholm syndrome and begin calling herself galactic princess zanthar and having panic attacks about space worms. then you know you're in.

[unpleasentruth]

your trying to hard (yawn)

[TesticleMonster]

@unpleasentruth step 13... murder some asshole on the internet

[blondfrog]

LMFAO actually 2 shouldn't be in there cause at least in terms of gag if you follow someone on gag its not stalking them lol. Girls do say how they like a man who pays attention ;). But this was the funniest thing I've read in a while congrats :) now let me send you dick picks and show your love to me by blocking me baby :*

[Luci92]

Ahahah thanks, and I'll be waiting to block you ;)

[Toad-1]

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[Luci92]

Ahahahah pretty much

[mikemx55]

This reminded me of this video: (hilarious take of yours)
It's 7 minutes, but I guarantee good laughs.
Gotta love overly attached girlfriend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oVb25gYKyY

"And Johnny dies, but.. It brings you closer" :P :D

[JudgmentDay]

LMAO! I knew this can't actually be a serious mytake, but whatever as I had suspected and expected.

I think this mytake could have easily be called "How to Harass and Stalk and Annoy Someone Else Constantly on GAG to the Point They Might Just Play Along With Cha". LOL

Even if it was possible it would be a short term long distance relationship sort of thing and won't last for long.

[akadatank44]

Brb sending naughty pic in your inbox 😂😂

Its this one by the way

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[Luci92]

Ahahaha hot damn ;)

[akadatank44]

Hahaha 😏

[YourFutureEx]

OMG! I can't wait to try this. Thank you <3 💘😍
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[DivaMonae]

Omg I just saw that on The Bachelor in Paradise 😂

[YourFutureEx]

@DivaMonae so, it's pretty new? :D

[DivaMonae]

Kind of I was a bit behind it's been out since the 2nd...

[ginny_weasley]

This made my day. And remember men, if you realize that she truly doesn't like you, she is obviously a gold digging whore who doesn't know what she is missing. *Sarcasm of course*

[candyaurora]

Or he was a "nice guy" and she ofcourse doesn't like nice guys!

[outmyroom]

Girl if this is a troll the 👍 & if this is legit then lemme tell any guy who reads my comment do the exact opposite of what this says

[Luci92]

Didn't you read the satire part down the bottom? lol

[outmyroom]

Lmao I missed it ahah

[Luci92]

All good haha, 100% sarcasm lol

[coolbreeze]

Hahahaha very funny mytake. But the last part you are wrong because some users have found true love on gag and it has been used as a dating website. True love can be found anywhere and on any website. I read so many true stories.

[ADFSDF1996]

If it weren't satire I would have said "That would be too easy, nice try though😆." Even if it were true, I wouldn't want a woman like this because that would mean she isn't visual and only likes me for my charm.

[Cosytoasty]

Agree with all points, I've had success particularly with the persistence and commenting on literally all of her opinions, not because I like what she's saying but because it gets her attention. GaG girls seem to lap it up 😂

[Spiorad_Aisce]

Brilliant take - I love the satire and humour - I hope it works but I am afraid I wouldn't hold my breath - For the life of me, I don't understand it so I can't give you any answers.

[Beautifiedgirl123]

Oh and don't forget to find out where she lives...😂

Too much... I think I'll walk myself out 😉

[Romeo0071234]

Yikes.. now that's scary.. lol

[yucel_eden]

Lol i was not expecting such a take.

Tbh I don't want to do this.

[Luci92]

Good coz it's satire lol

[yucel_eden]

Lool. I just read the note at the bottom.

[Anonymous]

I love the satire you wrote here. I hate how people treat this site like it's a dating site.

[Luci92]

Thank you, and yeah I agree.

[RolandCuthbert]

Okay. That is hilarious!

But it doesn't matter. Guys will always hit on women here.

But I have to say in one of the first messages I received here, a woman asked if she could give me a rimjob.

[JSmuve]

Imma try all of these. Gonna get all the bitches. I'll be sure to call them bitches in the 10 messages that I send within 30 seconds so they know I'm edgy and a "bad dude". thanks

[Dred1614returns]

I'm going to take this advice and go on eHarmony.
Haha, great take.

[Luci92]

Thanks :)