Why older men are the BEST and younger guys can suck it!

lanadelrey25

Older meaning: age 40 and up

Obviously this doesn't apply to every older man or every younger guy, but whatever!

1. Who wants to see acne on a boy going through puberty?! NOT ME

Why older men are the BEST and younger guys can suck it!
Why older men are the BEST and younger guys can suck it!

2. Boys think they're cool, even if they're NOT

Why older men are the BEST and younger guys can suck it!
Why older men are the BEST and younger guys can suck it!

Yeahhhh how the fuck they gonna compete with this?

Why older men are the BEST and younger guys can suck it!

Oh, yeah. They DON'T.

3. They think all they need in life is a big dick and money

Whereas REAL men know they need a bit more than that, and usually have it!

Why older men are the BEST and younger guys can suck it!

4. Boys think a girls panties should fly off if they only say "hey babyy, u look damn sexy, wanna see my dick?"

Why older men are the BEST and younger guys can suck it!

5. Similar to number 2, they have 0 sense of style

Boys nowadays:

Why older men are the BEST and younger guys can suck it!
Why older men are the BEST and younger guys can suck it!

REAL men:

James Spader
James Spader
Why older men are the BEST and younger guys can suck it!

6. Boys walk around in dumb groups laughing loudly and just being weird dicks

Why older men are the BEST and younger guys can suck it!

You can usually find them prowling the mall laughing at probably nothing just to seem like they're doing something while they actually are watching you. Umm okayyy?

7. Boys don't genuinely wanna hear what you have to say. Whatever happened to just being patient and considerate? All they wanna talk about is SEX.

8. They're just UGLY lmao

Why older men are the BEST and younger guys can suck it!
EWW WTF??
EWW WTF??

VS

James Spader
James Spader
George Clooney
George Clooney
Christoph Waltz
Christoph Waltz

Boys are so ugly, but James Spader and Christoph Waltz managed to be sexy as a boy, so why can't the majority of boys just stop being so ...ugly?

James Spader young

Why older men are the BEST and younger guys can suck it!

Christoph Waltz young

Why older men are the BEST and younger guys can suck it!
Why older men are the BEST and younger guys can suck it!
Why older men are the BEST and younger guys can suck it!
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