How can I touch a girls boob and make it seem like an accident?

[Anonymous]

Is there way to touch a girls boob and make it seem like an accident without her getting mad and slapping me in the face?

[mrsfeathers]

you dont. literally no girl will appreciate you touching her body uninvited. Go to a stripclub or something but please respect people's personal space

[Asker]

I'm 17

[DreamHope]

Even if you fake an accident, she'll know. She'll see through the facade and know you did it deliberately.
Get a girlfriend.

[moistycakes]

Just don't try it. Stop thinking about sly ways to harass girls, it's not cool. You'll be invited to touch boobs soon.

[AshBrown]

Is this some kind of a fetish? Or are you caught up in a round of "Truth or Dare"?

[Asker]

Truth or dare

[AshBrown]

Haha!! I thought so.

[Asker]

Lol yeah

[AshBrown]

I don't thing there is anything you can initiate yourself without getting a kick on the jewels. Something "accidental "HAS to initiate from her side.

[Anonymous]

try to run like you were chased by someone, dude i can't explain it! but it happens to me EVERYTIME when someone is running then trying to push away everyone... until you get accidentaly push a girls boobs. and run again like nothing happened... my boobs got hurt when that happened...

[Dhanushan]

are you suggesting that your bad experience to happen to all girls

[Hannah591]

Are you seriously spending your time thinking about this? You appear so desperate. Get a girlfriend, if not, stop planning a way to secretly harass women to please yourself.

[favoritism356]

That's called sexual assault and you can get arrested for that.

[yourhigness]

Here a glass of water, or you prefer infants' milk? You sound just like a 10 y. o horny jerk

[misscocobutter]

Nope. You have to wait for her to brush up against you first

[Stacyzee]

Go in for a hug with a girl you know.

[Anonymous]

There is a bug on your shirt.
I get that a lot

[Anonymous]

Just go to a Strip Club dude