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I drank a bit and went out with the wife and we went to our neighborhood train station. So go up and down the stairs, up and down. Usual stuff.
But at the top of the stairs, I spotted this guy at the rec park next to our station doing pull-ups. My wife spotted him too. Hardly anyone ever uses that pull-up bar beside me so I was like, "Hey, I got a soulmate!" And the wife was like, "Leave him alone!"
So I dashed down the stairs and sat next to him and asked him what he was about and my wife sweetened it and he talked about how he's been training at that pull-up bar for years. And he talked so long about how he had been visiting that bar off and on training to do pull-ups. Then he showed us and he struggled to do 4 sloppy chin-to-bar ones.
Then I went up and did 12 chest-to-bar ones as well as muscles-ups and backflip landing. Like voila, I'm awesome! But then he excused himself from sitting and talking to my wife and left in a hurry and then I felt like an asshole. And my wife said I was also being an asshole.
I'm drunk! I don't know this shit 100%! Maybe I know it like 20% but not 100%!
But at the top of the stairs, I spotted this guy at the rec park next to our station doing pull-ups. My wife spotted him too. Hardly anyone ever uses that pull-up bar beside me so I was like, "Hey, I got a soulmate!" And the wife was like, "Leave him alone!"
So I dashed down the stairs and sat next to him and asked him what he was about and my wife sweetened it and he talked about how he's been training at that pull-up bar for years. And he talked so long about how he had been visiting that bar off and on training to do pull-ups. Then he showed us and he struggled to do 4 sloppy chin-to-bar ones.
Then I went up and did 12 chest-to-bar ones as well as muscles-ups and backflip landing. Like voila, I'm awesome! But then he excused himself from sitting and talking to my wife and left in a hurry and then I felt like an asshole. And my wife said I was also being an asshole.
I'm drunk! I don't know this shit 100%! Maybe I know it like 20% but not 100%!
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I was hoping for a soulmate. I really was. And I pat him on the back for even the 4 pull-ups that he did. I don't know why I'm an asshole. Maybe I've become one in recent years. I wanted to get his phone number and train together at the bar. I didn't mean to scare him off. I'm losing touch with people. My wife warned me about it and I thought she didn't get it. Maybe I don't get it anymore.
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