Ladies, what’s the craziest lie a guy had told in order to get your attention?

MzAsh
One time my friends younger brother tried to convince me he had a rare illness and only had 3 months to live, and so I should help make his last moments count. I used to babysit this kid! He was about 22 at the time of the lie. I never met up with him, but I caught him by sending my thoughts to my friend and she was like wtf nothing wrong with him but him being a loser lol.

Also similarly, about a year and a half ago, I had an old friend fake his own suicide in order to punish me for “friend zoning him” 16 years ago. He went on fb messenger pretending to be his dad and “broke the news” to me. This guy was already losing it so I thought something might be fishy. I demanded he call me as I may have been the last person to talk to him but he refused and right then I knew it was fake. I screen shotted recent activity on a public page and told him if he wanted to be dead to me then I can make that happen. He needed a good psychiatrist but refused to get help so I had to cut him off after that stunt.
Ladies, what’s the craziest lie a guy had told in order to get your attention?
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