Guys, what do you call your tool?

Daniela1982

Master Age: 38

Little Joe, Dinky Twinkie, or something bigger?

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OlderAndWiser Follow
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"Dinky Twinkie?" That might be what a mother would call her son's organ when she is potty training him. but no self respecting man would refer to his organ with that term.
How about. . . The Sperminator? :) :) :)

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- ChinaGrove
  
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This kid knows the tune...

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DannyUk2017 Follow
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"Little" prick...😅, because i always "argue" in my mind with it, so i call him little prick...😅😂😂😂

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Alex-Snow Follow
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Usually just my dick, my penis or my cock. It works well every time no matter what it is called!

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- Alex-Snow
  
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  What does ur boyfriend call his?
  
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- Daniela1982
  
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  How unimaginative. 😂😅
  
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- HeavenlyBachelorette
  
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  @daniela1982 Banana Schlong.
  
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- HeavenlyBachelorette
  
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  @daniela1982 When I really want to impress, I usually call it: Banana mushroom head and egg-like schlong.
  
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exitseven Follow
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I do not call it anything. It calls me boss.

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- nolabels
  
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  I bet that you can't, with a straight face, tell me that it's not The Boss sometimes.
  Lol.
  I know that I certainly couldn't.
  Cheers to you!
  
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- exitseven
  
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  @nolabels yes, sometimes I think with the little head.
  
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- nolabels
  
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  @exitseven
  Hi, there, exitseven, I haven't been here in almost a year.
  How have you been?
  
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- exitseven
  
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  @nolabels Hey- I am doing pretty good. I am retiring in two days. The fake hip is good as well. Glad to see you came back. This site was losing members and now it seems like some are coming back.
  
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DryGermanGuy Follow
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"Something like Spike, or Butch, or Krull the Warrior King."
- Benjamin Berry, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

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hahahmm Follow
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Oh, you mean when I pick up the phone and call its phone number? Nahhhh. Women are the ones obsessed with naming penises.

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Billlewis Follow
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Either my little piglet penis or my little wuss weenie... lol

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- Daniela1982
  
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  😯🤔🤣😂
  
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sawno Follow
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I don't have a name for it but if I had to come up with one probably enJoystick.

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Paul_in_Indy Follow
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“Little Paul” —but I usually don’t call him anything.

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- Paul_in_Indy
  
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  “The hammer is my penis.” ;)
  
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nolabels Follow
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Dino for the twig.
Fred and Barney for the berries.

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sage2021 Follow
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I call them the trouble makers 😅

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tfan1 Follow
Guru Age: 48

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I call my penis…. penis. Because it is a penis and that’s the true anatomical body part name for it. 🙂

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Massageman Follow
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I have a great Kreg kit. Oh- wait - THAT tool? Late for lunch.

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- Daniela1982
  
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  So the size of a dowel?
  
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- Massageman
  
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  Our hardware store has them (dowels) up to 2" diameter!
  
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pervertedjester Follow
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Never really thought about naming it. Why, What do you call your Tool?

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DontAskMePeople Follow
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"Britney Spears"

... Oops I did it again.

JK's 🤣 lol

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adventurous-1 Follow
Xper 6 Age: 71

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Hermi, a character from the book "Summer of 42"

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Iron_Man Follow
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Why does every question have to be public you make?

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- Daniela1982
  
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  You call yours that?
  
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  Iron_Man
  
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  No but I don’t wanna have myself known for giving my you know what a pet name. Somethings are private. I don’t need the world to check on me. I don’t have a pet name anyway, but you always make your questions for the public. There’s some things that I don’t want to talk about in public. But I mostly answer in public anyway
  
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- Daniela1982
  
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  Well you know you can always go anonymous to answer that. So, I take it you do have names for it. Is it Peter, Paul, or Ringo?
  
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- u
  
  Iron_Man
  
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  I promise you I don’t have a pet name for my penis and no your question is open to the public only no anonymous
  
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Juxtapose Follow
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I don't have a special name for mine but if a girlfriend of mine wants to name it then she is free too as long as it's not too ridiculous.

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handsomelad70 Follow
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"Cowboy's Corner" or "the Brady Breaker !!!"

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Wiredone Follow
Guru Age: 57

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My wife calls it " willie". I've never given it a name

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nudeNhorny Follow
Master Age: 36

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I call it piccolo, I like to speak Italian to him.

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andy530 Follow
Guru Age: 38

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I don’t have a name for it I just call it my cock or dick

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Jerre Follow
Master Age: 55

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I usually call it “cockl” in social circles, penis when at a doctor/Urologistj

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electromagnetic Follow
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I have no idea what that is.

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- Daniela1982
  
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  Use your imagination.
  
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I called his "big head"

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- bananathunder
  
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  lol that's a good one :P
  
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Don Señor...

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- 7Phoenix7
  
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  Dont be rude, introduce me 🤤
  
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  @7Phoenix7 well, hello... MFP
  
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  Hi
  
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stratford Follow
Yoda Age: 37

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Pecker, chopper, dick, knob, cock, etc.

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Lol I call it the destroyer of worlds 😂

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Likes2drive Follow
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Mr Happy if I was to call him anything

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Dongie Follow
Guru Age: 63

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Pepe, that's my little mule.

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craftygoose Follow
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I call it the truncheon

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dolemite58 Follow
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Clark Kent lol

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Xper 1 Age: 43

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the master of disaster

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Finchie40 Follow
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Stanley

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Little Stevie

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RetroReviews Follow
Xper 6 Age: 50

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Mr. Bone 🦴

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I call it my Dick.

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bananathunder Follow
Guru Age: 36

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my dick

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Ahh?

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Master Age: 24

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Pepe.

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dean53AU Follow
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My cock

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SoJust Follow
Explorer Age: 27

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dick

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Bastard sword

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Gay!

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