How to know when you're getting old.. (Page 2)

[JessBeeBoi]

My dad came home from Walmart one day and said..."you know your getting old when you've got to use your reading glasses to read up on the info card for your prospective hearing aide purchase."

Poignant and well put Pops!

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lololol

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

I know I'm getting old when I get off of G@G at 8:00 in the evening LMFAO

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣🤣

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

👍👍👍🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[TheAfrikan]

Always throwing your humorous nature straight into my fuckin eyes I love it lol thanks for this take @Brainsbeforebeauty tbat pussy one is a killer joke.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Thanks, that one was mine personally lolol 😂

[TheAfrikan]

Thanks a lot lol keep posting on here @Brainsbeforebeauty

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Thanks😊

[TheAfrikan]

You are welcome dear ☺☺

[Anonymous]

When you no longer knock lamp shades over with your erection.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂😂

[Mark987]

When sleep is more important than anything else lol

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Right!!

[Mark987]

That has to be the biggest clue :)

[Jintendo18]

You know you’re getting old when you aren’t getting any younger.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Right lol

[pizzalovershouse]

Funny photos an I assume it be when you look at your self in the mirror an see lots of wrinkles

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣I have more lines than winkles lolol

[pizzalovershouse]

🤣🤣👍👍

[taco_truck]

When you start to not understand the new slang the new generation is saying 😂

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Hahaha right!,🤣

[Buttsvifer]

I understand it it's jus dumb. "Cap" for lie? That's jus stupid. Sounds like your talking bout cola caps and what the hell do cola caps have to do with lying?
Jus say lie. It makes sense and there's no need to replace the word

[jerdanro]

When beautiful women start calling you sir and your not in bed.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣🤣🤣

[wonderingoldman]

You know you're getting old when you carry the dickey do, that's when your belly sticks out further than your dickey do

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣🤣🤣 the female version is when there's a hole between your boobs and it's your belly button

[FoxnEagle]

@Brainsbeforebeauty that's awful...
... ly funny :P

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@FoxnEagle what can you do lolol gravity gets us all at some point lolol

[krin_m]

Very funny and poignant (may be) writing
But... nah! I live in my fantasy world where I am as young as I feel.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

I'd that like Fantasy island lolol

[Djaay]

You know your getting old when what you used to do all night now takes all night to do.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Right lolol

[bulletbob555]

When your hearing aid batteries go dead and your pacemaker is skipping a beat

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lol right

[Zygum]

When my cock will start loosing hardness and erection, then I will feel that I am getting old

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Or you forget what to do with it🤣🤣

[Zygum]

@Brainsbeforebeauty, then I will consult sex Specialist and use Viagra type drugs to keep myself sexually fit

[Rahul8124]

😆😆..
Nice grandmabrainsbeforebeauty can I use this name 😅

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Or Grannybrainsbeforebeauty🤣

[Rahul8124]

Yeah 😆😊

[Jerre]

Those were really funny. Sure hope I never get to that age. I want to fuck as long as I can get it up.

[SHB84]

I don't really have any interest or find most women under 30 attractive.

[raven6933]

I'm still dying from the first one and now this🤣.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Thanks😊 glad you enjoyed

[raven6933]

You're welcome. Thank you for sharing 😊.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

No problem

[rebecca7fjdifg]

When you begin to have REALLY bad hangovers.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Right! Or when you go from shots of tequila to shots of prune juice 🤣

[sensible27]

When you stop finding the beauty in things

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Nice answer